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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmezjDJkyj
「如果我沒有經過同意的話，我是不會不會說出我的名字的！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkt5I1g86Ep
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtUzuNd6vZ
「不是就叫名字或綽號就好了嗎？」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLGM7teJnp
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVf9fhGzE6K
「未來我要當個模特兒模特兒！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbvF8r9rRm
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwozleDMBDL
「看偶像劇！電視電視是最棒的發明！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCJvM9hXcM
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPjSgZnxlb
「我還真的不清楚耶……」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡillXNd5OCq
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwYwfXoPKq
「只要是食物我都吃！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnJeJSZydh
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD25x8IE63
「討厭那些研究所裡的人，討厭討厭。」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQM6xXMLEzN
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOTAVfTnXR
「為了長高當然是早睡早起有個規律規律的啦！」（並沒有，還記得第三集裡為了看偶像劇而熬夜嗎308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexSzr0pYRM308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgv6TY4roG
9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS8jbxLAA8
「獨棟透天透天唷！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusfRKP7cnS
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhuFfylJiN
「嗯？電子遊樂場？」（？？？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9JqseOsim
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4qZrv6ztn
「口袋當然都裝糖果和手機手機啦！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKc1eWzjhDV
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mMW9Fh09J
「都說我不能說出我的名字名字了哼！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtnzT6TYBi
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdRjjNhAGT
「我講話的方式好像不太一樣，但是大家還是都聽得懂的對吧對吧？」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRMw1lLjST
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NiSHDNRSd
「可以跟單量抹曲生活！」（某方面來說的確滿值得驕傲的308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JUCllWAcT
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6ppuhbFfd
「我才不會有弱點呢！」（好人再好也會有弱點308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgxTEaRGzP
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6NIfAr6Xo
「單量抹曲！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZMgxegNm8
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s9WNnLoI7
「已經說過啦！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGGDaEtBTn
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCZ7IWHjxc
「我可以不要不要說嗎？」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTXyWOwBw6
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNxmoHnZHk
「有哇，家人就是梅津大姊跟單量抹曲唷！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH6dI0NPOu
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uYBz5SPvI
「長大後我一定也要談個轟轟烈烈的愛情愛情！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcDnRH6Wk0
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiee8QPuk06
「其實我還不是很清楚耶。」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvY3gZsB9U
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycXPmAsstd
「嗯？不知道？」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX08b5Bfqnn
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYR69mo95O
「當然會主動主動囉！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS8kamE5QH
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrunl2qRYF
「沒有？」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFjlXS01Mj
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoRxcYmtP1
「沒有。」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX647Fe49UB
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tr4atwKfe
「現在當然滿意啦，我很開心開心的唷！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvb6ZaWSsPq
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyXlNDcBx0
「嗯？我覺得有好幾件都是耶。」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxulb5wTmvC
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9LCP8oZND
「如果沒有遇到單量抹曲，我一定還是……唉呀不好說不好說啦！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeHGyE3v69
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcanggPCpRz
「模特兒！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1DKffzSuo
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBs1juvOcJ
「我的小祕密嗎？我自己都不是很清楚耶……不過，我可以偷偷說一下單量抹曲的唷，就是呀，他還住在第二商店街那邊的公寓公寓時呀，好像從來都沒付過房租唷！」（這算祕密嗎？
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二、私心惡搞篇308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQu0juzmVIO
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7EK5VX9L9
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatVix2Le2Y
「不知道？」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NxY9LDR7i
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfouHAEVNW
「換衣服時被單量抹曲看光了……嗚嗚，他要對我負責負責啦！」（？？？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExBQeq6RDl
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AuGPPRorK
「哇，這一定是很糟很糟的狀況呢……」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u1Howhbb7
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeVrRYQcSW
「我怎麼可能會回答呢！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSEfwiJbxG
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIpLQc0KDL
「除毛？什麼？剪頭髮的意思嗎？」
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73JOUTLuO2
「我才不會說呢，我沒有弱點弱點的啦！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8R5O8LZFIr
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoi507c96y
「什麼東西初體驗體驗？」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkbmAu3k5q
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVC1sCpSqjp
「應該也能變成帥氣的模特兒吧？」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTUcrC5xgX
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHAzKogiv1
「什麼尺寸？我不懂。」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QW93tapbw
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2rRwt8Yoa
「可以穿單量抹曲的衣服衣服嗎！」（？？？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn0PWeBZir
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd350KwV1mT
「一定會羞死人的啦！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQys4ZhxaT
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqBcSeClZ4
「不會被侵犯吧……」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGjf4VNjJ0
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v3BTfdmOD
「不知道耶，我還不能喝酒喝酒的唷。」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZHo40qpTl
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPfzHUuJTR
「再多問我個幾題也沒關係的啦！」308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheq00rMlP4
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？308Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeJUpLoVfy
「老二是什麼？」
然後按「加至主畫面」