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無人蠢到對一個陌生人講自己做乜呱，都是但廢up就算。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEeSmAcwhj
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靚女：【做生意呀，咁咪好有錢囉？】210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrPqjiqXhc
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我：【有錢又唔講得，餓唔死咁啦。】210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkNa4OAtJi
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靚女：【咁你有無投資呀？】210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zDPUlqHwC
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靚女：【咁叻，一定有唔少收穫啦，睇中邊隻？比個號碼嚟丫。】210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSTKoLvErF
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靚女：【玩得股票當然係搵D高回報架啦。】210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtegbOSQ5b4
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但係又唔可以係女面前表現得咁膚淺，最好用一招順水推舟。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYc33Lwij3r
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靚女：【介紹又唔講得，大家交流下囉。】210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxm9IzImbN
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靚女：【哦，咁不如我介紹間財務公司比你，係我另一個熟朋友做架，佢好幫得手架，息口又低喎。】210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5fWqEwgTK
玩野咩借財仔一陣比老婆問做乜點答。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Qk86fN2E
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就係我諗緊點樣回應佢嘅時候，有一把女人聲係廚房傳出呢。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjOJ2eL7PC
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叫得咁大聲唔通整親？即刻放底手機走去睇下乜事啦。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHJlhbGAXi
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一入到廚房就見到老婆叉住腰一手指住個爐頭話：[講咗幾多次洗完碗要抹埋個爐頭呀。]210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36zV6NKsU6
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講完行過晾袗架又話：[D衫又未摺你做晒家務先玩手機得唔得架，重有呀…]210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0XqbLUdLr
通常老婆訓話最少都要十五分鐘先肯停，應該好多人夫都同我一樣已經學識對老婆專用必殺獨有技能，就係人形過濾系統可以即時將老婆把聲完全抽離分隔。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKc7Qu9MlCw
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嗱，呢D唔係叫怕老婆，而係叫識時務。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCuY8FbsDv
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對住佢有時真係好攞命，大家千萬唔好誤會呀，無話佢差呀，起碼佢有一份正職而且人工又高過我，只不過呢，硬係覺得我似打佢工多過係佢老公囉。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkj2x01dxhI
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無法啦，我係屋企嘅時間比佢多，所以佢每日都會交低大量家頭細務要我。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVdDA8TB5L
重要每樣野都要跟到足佢指示去做，佢嗰種強烈控制慾真係好難頂，不過算啦，鬼叫老婆係我自己揀咩。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRykLCoio3N
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當我係到清埋D手尾時，忽然又聽到老婆係廳到大叫：[老公！]210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduTpQmcm8T
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唉，又唔知做漏邊樣野。210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2TVqtonzW
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老婆：[借你部手機比我用。]210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG8e3nYrYJ
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過咗一陣老婆行入廚房手上面攞住我部手機，面黑黑一野將個mon隊埋我塊面講：[老公！]210Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJx40WtXZd
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