楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAIiIa6SOS7P
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAEEahBKaEG3
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAFpvtGvCAkq
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」277Please respect copyright.PENANA6gHrRi8Pg1
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAdZoQOVPSUa
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAEnlv9HTSoK
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」277Please respect copyright.PENANA2h685ramj5
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAcawLcUd3a6
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楚翹:「下次下次。」277Please respect copyright.PENANApcsnqgqQMx
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAWhWO9pwlWN
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」277Please respect copyright.PENANA2DdSQ2pp7a
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阿妹:「咩?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAHki1lw7Wuz
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAB3sC27TwsG
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAORDbfofvFZ
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。277Please respect copyright.PENANALcfWAAJZqW
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。277Please respect copyright.PENANAWPlpFuICzT
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAhkpUNunRXY
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANANUYA6DN8lo
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAKDn47hsBrn
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAjszjGl7RlK
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAx1hSRuAcmp
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAwAEnM6dpMG
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」277Please respect copyright.PENANA2hSNq59xWT
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAZSfoJBQjHW
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」277Please respect copyright.PENANA6BI3BQhZYR
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAsXiq5lGlFs
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」277Please respect copyright.PENANA7D7pNmgZel
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAOOGvElugk3
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」277Please respect copyright.PENANApqmEFcQk1g
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAUgCnIO6PcU
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAhVVAM9jPKg
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAIfJ6ch25hv
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」277Please respect copyright.PENANA7kClfgw4BP
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAwp3lA5PjUH
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」277Please respect copyright.PENANA7UhrQUbrJl
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAuog22zQ8Iy
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANACXUX6yzDxj
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」277Please respect copyright.PENANA493vyCbWXR
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANA60FhbivYyJ
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAho1yPvktIF
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAh2MakaiNmw
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」277Please respect copyright.PENANARA2XfkFyA0
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希逸:「梗係啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAsSpcph42F6
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」277Please respect copyright.PENANA1LNhjQ7SBm
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAdoUfLvnwMq
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAKsamYKBZFU
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAKhUhvj8VJC
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAkr3537zhDE
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAIAGXV4N3R3
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」277Please respect copyright.PENANALxUMCU6uQE
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAnJWO7VDGYh
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAJxAf3woX5e
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「mua~」277Please respect copyright.PENANAF0Po0fyaNZ
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAO1BNtBFoRh
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」277Please respect copyright.PENANATKvcZNoVon
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAgY51qVBduj
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAM695g8leBZ
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希逸:「吓!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAWyF7WQfk63
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。277Please respect copyright.PENANA2TvJT3SBVy
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAUmDc4IwjgN
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」277Please respect copyright.PENANAiaG0rorRs0
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAFhx3uLjt8O
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAk6GlPDWeKZ
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希逸:「咁咋?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAQPqTi0tBVa
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAapVg2WMivT
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」277Please respect copyright.PENANA6o2iObWPt4
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAX3Wcj06SZa
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAmLUqX68ylK
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAEu9dexirEs
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAk2Pp0ldsHr
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我:「我有講過咩?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAiWPSG8dIA0
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAVWqOX0FaZ8
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAzI7Kz4NVyr
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」277Please respect copyright.PENANA2sqpzmKvJm
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAwBrNrk7UtZ
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」277Please respect copyright.PENANAAUrQIdexfD
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAHa7KfdlpUx
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」277Please respect copyright.PENANAjKXxfkv541
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」277Please respect copyright.PENANAELxCN3V37h
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