楚翹:「呢個gag真心唔掂,都冇笑點嘅。」319Please respect copyright.PENANA5MkU1ss9D1
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希逸:「肥哥嘅心靈嚴重受傷。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAB8Zw4reGI3
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我:「我的心真的受傷了。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAExwGnQsH7B
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楚翹:「小浚彥玻璃心碎。」319Please respect copyright.PENANA7YMyRRf0XZ
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阿妹:「大浚彥乜心都碎。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAazVwqF5beV
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我:「咁蕊心係咪都碎埋?」319Please respect copyright.PENANA1wSdGNDF58
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希逸:「哎!你都係唔好搞爛gag喇!搞到我而家好凍吖!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAyMNKrnMcNf
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我:「你哋三隻嘢吖!都唔俾面大佬嘅。」319Please respect copyright.PENANALyvVcGFDot
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楚翹:「下次下次。」319Please respect copyright.PENANA2g5HQz5rRU
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阿妹:「下次大概可以。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAOxX5d7Vkc2
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希逸:「我諗到一首歌緊適合形容肥哥。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAvuVy58KJ4k
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阿妹:「咩?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAcJsKHMNKIM
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希逸:「別講笑,小鳥爆開了!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAwOZUUsAMKe
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我:「我頂……我真係火花正燃燒。」319Please respect copyright.PENANABnjJvAkqY9
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搞完呢個爛到核爆嘅gag之後,早餐(正式嚟講,係下午茶先啱)都食完喇!我同楚翹梗係承受返尋晚大富翁輸咗嘅懲罰-洗碗,洗完碗就執行李,準備轉場,過去希逸屋企,實行「game到死之夜」。319Please respect copyright.PENANAvsjZMihzcd
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希逸住喺嘉亨灣,距離我哋屋企10分鐘嘅路程都冇。去佢屋企途中,我哋買咗大量嘅薯片同汽水,我哋要邊打機邊食薯片。唔沙聲,唔收隊。319Please respect copyright.PENANAuxax6iuiZm
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阿妹:「嘩!好大吖!個廳仲大過我哋屋企。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAMw0KTmmLBr
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希逸:「點會呢!我屋企算細㗎喇!楚翹屋企肯定大過呢度好多啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAB69qSkfPkJ
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楚翹:「但呢度同浚彥屋企俾我嗰度溫馨好多呀嘛!屋企大但大家嘅關係唔好,再大嘅屋企又有咩意思呢?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAlRe3ySV01m
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希逸:「咁又係嘅……啊!大家隨便用啲嘢,當自己屋企就得喇!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAK3c2wqHnsP
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我:「嗱!你講㗎!拿拿淋攞部switch出嚟啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANA5uZV5n8662
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阿妹:「我哋又決一死戰啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANApWzHVuwY24
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我:「唔好啦!我哋想輕鬆打機啫。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAxrtqLf3IbR
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楚翹:「唔鬥唔好玩㗎!」319Please respect copyright.PENANA1HaKe7it0c
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希逸:「女人真係鍾意乜都鬥一餐。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAEApfqPKQet
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楚翹:「挑!你班男仔唔係咩?平時又鬥快、又鬥短。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAqzEAFzVVJq
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我:「喂喂喂!我哋幾時又鬥快、又鬥短吖!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAI1lEZKFAjS
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希逸:「快同短唔好㗎!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAYuIoM51m3N
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楚翹:「你班鹹濕佬又諗咗去邊呢?我講跑步吖!跑得快同時間短吖!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAcPwDJtpKpz
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希逸:「講清楚啲吖嘛!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAJvuRgmMjl8
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楚翹:「係你哋啲鹹濕佬諗歪咗啫。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAnLFANgTNim
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我:「嗱!我割席先,我冇諗歪㗎!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAPNpzLvMC4K
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楚翹:「十個男人九個鹹濕。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAdEpEu5tps0
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我:「第十個就係我,我唔鹹濕。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAySwWNd1fFd
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楚翹:「第十個最鹹濕,即係你,你自己認你係第十個㗎!」319Please respect copyright.PENANASSnOjhIJ0c
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我:「大人冤枉吖!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAypoTcZjhOG
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希逸:「你就叫鹹濕彥啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAAgU9Zbkskx
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楚翹:「呢個名正喎!鹹濕彥。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAT5cFJK8QrJ
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我:「你老闆吖!你都唔係好得我去邊,你叫淫蟲逸啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAYLId7n5dYL
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希逸:「我認我係鹹濕吖!不過我淨係對蕊心BB鹹濕。」319Please respect copyright.PENANA0jcmniJnPi
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我:「我拎返阿妹走先。嗱!阿妹,都話希逸係淫蟲嚟㗎啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAUu1rgRrx7J
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阿妹:「淫蟲又點啫,我鍾意吖!係咪吖!希逸BB?」319Please respect copyright.PENANATniolKNLo0
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希逸:「梗係啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAztUHRxzh17
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我:「你哋兩個茂利吖!早知當初唔叫希逸上嚟,要你食晒啲閃光彈。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAtlzfxXjsov
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阿妹:「我對你哋啲閃光彈已經免疫咗。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAhK93Zlf676
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楚翹:「浚彥豬,我哋要行動升級。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAlAGwpxwQ43
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我:「收到,進行 Operation A。」319Please respect copyright.PENANACeIZhrlsXE
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希逸:「咩係 Operation A。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAcszwVkSchf
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楚翹:「講係冇用,做啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANACrHzbqElwo
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我:「楚翹,我入嚟喇!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAUQDWADjzLW
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阿妹:「呢度兒童節目嚟㗎喎。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAMXaYTHcOWS
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我:「你又諗咩呢?」319Please respect copyright.PENANA7rN3O5TnO0
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「mua~」319Please respect copyright.PENANAyrnsKTWZaz
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希逸:「chur,我以為係咩大茶飯,原來係錫錫啫。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAjxQlc5wyUf
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阿妹:「我哋唔可以輸俾佢哋,我哋要 Operation B。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAUpeZ0ubOIm
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希逸:「咩係 Operation B?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAFyZA25dmfg
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阿妹:「匿埋眼吖!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAg27pcHdvau
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希逸:「吓!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAS7JecJAtfp
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阿妹嘅 Operation B就係攬住希逸打茄輪。319Please respect copyright.PENANAPubN8eGlWp
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希逸:「Operation A就係錫啦!Operation B就係打茄輪呢,咁 Operation C 係咩呢?係咪更加刺激啲㗎?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAZMsu1JA3Rx
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我:「你個鹹濕佬,想愴你個心啦!Operation C就係……」319Please respect copyright.PENANAfm7axT9PBJ
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希逸:「肥哥唔好吊我癮啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAd5Lg1nfMVW
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我:「就係……就係玩switch 喇!你條淫蟲又諗咩呢?」319Please respect copyright.PENANA2qAs8bzxxL
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希逸:「咁咋?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAI9cq1xVyZ3
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我:「咁你想點吖?我唔想咁快做人舅父喎。」319Please respect copyright.PENANA1W89tpJ4sg
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楚翹:「我都未準備做人舅母喎。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAeuGBsVXqw5
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我:「點解你會係舅母呢?」319Please respect copyright.PENANA8wWchsbyxN
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楚翹:「你嘅屋企人即係我嘅屋企人啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANA5VlmXT15OC
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我:「我有話要娶你做我老婆咩?」319Please respect copyright.PENANA7JRxceq5DW
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楚翹:「有吖!如果你唔娶我,你咁嘅樣都冇人要啦!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAp2qSj7nLp6
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我:「我有講過咩?」319Please respect copyright.PENANA4SfNism1BO
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楚翹:「你話咩事都唔會離棄我㗎嘛!你而家係咪想唔要我先?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAhLYPgldY0w
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我:「死!我有啲後悔收留咗你㖭!我帶你返天悅吖!」319Please respect copyright.PENANA8hzrsroBfw
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楚翹:「貨物出門,恕不退還吖!我入咗嚟你屋企,以後都唔離開你㗎喇!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAFqyTEfk0eT
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希逸:「肥哥,你唔係咁唔負責任呀嘛?你咁樣做,我對你好失望㗎!」319Please respect copyright.PENANA8tKg2Xta9o
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我:「講下笑啫!我有乜可能唔要楚翹公主呢?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAcQ6wgy3xBB
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楚翹:「咁咪乖囉!」319Please respect copyright.PENANACpPT1huNlt
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我:「你眼睛彷彿一扇窗,抬頭望到我最大方向。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAY88BxF72E9
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楚翹:「口花花啦你!」319Please respect copyright.PENANAmnNQ8kYiz8
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