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我:「你咪係車仔麵fans囉!平時約你出街,問你食咩,你實答我食車仔麵嘅。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAGBFQktwCGW
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希逸:「車仔麵不知幾好食,自由度高。由湯底、到麵、到餸菜全部都可以自由 mix and match,食一個禮拜都唔會重複。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAxih5djP1nM
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阿妹:「我仲以為你係我嘅fans㖭。」203Please respect copyright.PENANA9GB2gDFuBq
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我:「噢!寧得罪小人,莫得罪女朋友。希逸,你加油喇!」203Please respect copyright.PENANANp9W292yAS
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希逸:「肥哥你要幫我吖!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAC5BE7p4uhW
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我:「自作孽,不可活。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAHVRyll0gYC
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阿妹:「估唔到,你寧願做車仔麵嘅fans,都唔做我嘅fans。我嬲嬲豬吖!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAX4psEIK2kE
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希逸:「你又點同呢!車仔麵係食嘅,而你就係我嘅。兩樣嘢點可以相提並論呢?」203Please respect copyright.PENANASixkpPU9cQ
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阿妹:「車仔麵可以食,我都可以食㗎!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAUlMZovN5h0
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希逸:「嗱嗱嗱!嘢唔可以亂講吖!你就未滿16,唔食得㗎!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAnczoktlaco
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阿妹:「我滿咗16,你係咪就食我,唔食車仔麵先?」203Please respect copyright.PENANABXKyTKWhoy
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希逸:「做人就唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂嘅,有時探究下附近嘅特色車仔麵都係好事嚟嘅。」203Please respect copyright.PENANA9tULi37Sqs
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阿妹:「一句講晒,要車仔麵定我?」203Please respect copyright.PENANA5rg5joS3fm
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希逸: 「爭咩吖!到時你煮車仔麵俾我食咪得囉!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAgrZ1CjFYGV
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阿妹:「車你塊面一巴就得。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAG785qwWuRQ
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希逸:「車我吖。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAvH3khDxV2W
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阿妹:「抖M佬,核突。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAvKSi0Ycped
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希逸:「咁你咪做S囉!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAOgMoQGDxZ5
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我:「你哋叫SM二人組啦!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAlKFX2Whd0P
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楚翹:「咁我哋呢?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAV6HUvruRZ3
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我:「戇鳩二人組。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAM0erjdm4o4
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楚翹:「我哋四個加埋就係戇鳩SM四人組。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAipYegwpB93
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我:「呢個名核核突突,我哋應該叫型男索女四人組。」203Please respect copyright.PENANApaInF2XtsP
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希逸:「呢啲先係好名嚟㗎嘛!」203Please respect copyright.PENANABY7bDyGiKw
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阿妹:「索女我知吖!呢度就有兩個,但啲型男去咗邊?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAesNAEwVX4z
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楚翹:「係囉,我都搵唔到啲型男。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAFq6oHR7Xrh
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我:「我哋咪係型男囉!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAAlz30hLnpE
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希逸:「係囉!咁大個型男,冇理由見唔到㗎喎。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAIKMb5BsjFB
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楚翹:「型男?咩嚟㗎?Sorry,I can't find the right word。」203Please respect copyright.PENANA0oBIl2neCC
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我:「我哋咪就係型男囉!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAnU1nBw2eec
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阿妹:「乜而家啲人面皮咁厚㗎,真係唔要得。」203Please respect copyright.PENANATCH3zmNYid
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楚翹:「之前有個電影叫《大佬可以退貨嗎?》,而家應該係《男朋友可以退貨嗎 ?》」203Please respect copyright.PENANA35EJB4JIuA
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阿妹:「全新屎屍級電影《男朋友可以退貨嗎?》現正於各大情侶屋企上映。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAfQsk54Ec9a
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我:「咁套戲嘅主題曲係咪要唱古天樂嘅《男朋友》?」203Please respect copyright.PENANA1n4CP7Sq1P
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希逸:「回答我可不可以暫時讓我講出感覺後,才直說你有男朋友,現在就要走。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAzBDyWivM9z
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阿妹:「希逸,你真係唔好開口唱歌,你啲歌喉同黃宗澤一樣。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAnDy2CR7Lff
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希逸:「一樣咁好聽?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAVKOU2vQz6W
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阿妹:「發你嘅春秋大夢啦!話你唱歌好難聽吖!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAGhetr7A7NJ
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希逸:「黃宗澤唱歌唔係好好聽嘅咩?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAjPeqo6tkiv
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阿妹:「你邊個國家嚟㗎?黃宗澤吖!同陳奕迅唱《K歌之王》唱到死死下嗰個呢?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAxFqCyTdaAC
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希逸:「我好少睇電視,所以唔知,我淨係知道佢有首《最後祝福》幾好聽。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAnibBUabOe4
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我:「歌詞就好,但唱嗰個爭啲呢!」203Please respect copyright.PENANArV0jUNKB86
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希逸:「唔係喎,佢真係唱得好好,我這樣討厭,他完美如此,能共你好好地相處。哪會像我們,將吵架當玩意,沒法挽手一輩子 。」203Please respect copyright.PENANADFN0jqpSg2
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我:「你都係打機算啦!唱歌真係唔啱你。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAjqMHL8szBM
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阿妹:「我明白你點解會覺得黃宗澤唱得好聽喇!因為你同佢都唱得咁難聽。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAxjOf1wGugJ
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希逸:「我簡直係超級巨星啦!唱得咁好聽。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAl7XwggpVaG
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我:「你可以做黃宗澤嘅2.0嘅。」203Please respect copyright.PENANALgmttSnxFW
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希逸:「乜佢真係唱得咁差咩?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAuWPzowY2mn
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阿妹:「係!你自己去Youtube search,佢之前仲出咗首歌諷刺自己㖭!」203Please respect copyright.PENANA9S8KGqOFMc
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楚翹:「連我呢啲山區兒童都識!你竟然連呢啲香港經典柒事都唔識。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAgxwktZPfUA
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希逸:「梗係啦!我淨係留意蕊心,其他嘢都使留意㗎啦 !」203Please respect copyright.PENANAmZ5FscwMGi
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我:「嘩 !你咁都兜到嘅。」203Please respect copyright.PENANANd9mZnPRs6
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希逸:「梗係兜到啦!話晒我都係辯論隊。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAfKQmA7fhxx
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我:「叻喇叻喇!使唔使頒個獎俾你吖?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAyGd4Bgh7eu
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希逸:「好喎,咩獎先?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAOoMt7joKNv
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我:「「最佳嘴炮大獎」」203Please respect copyright.PENANA24K3HfKeor
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希逸:「有冇獎勵吖?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAfi6MkRdHSi
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我:「阿妹,咁你嘴炮佢啦!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAv63oYXxxCo
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阿妹:「阿哥吖!乜你咁衰㗎,推你嘅可愛阿妹去死。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAijGH9tgC4h
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我:「但係你好似好享受咁喎?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAXZPKtcaN5j
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楚翹:「咪係囉,話口未完就嘴咗落去嚕!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAwGPfId9qbD
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阿妹:「獎勵希逸,梗係要享受啦!」203Please respect copyright.PENANAFTJjaI53w0
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我:「真係頂唔順你哋兩個,簡直係癡纏情侶」203Please respect copyright.PENANA3Nc66hAjWK
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楚翹:「咁我哋係咪亂世情侶?我哋要承受癡纏情侶嘅閃光彈喎?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAg8DOMfmbPU
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我:「當你,仍然信我。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAGKmwNzUhHX
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楚翹:「愛情,沒有輓歌。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAjU0FVoz0PS
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我:「未相信情懷輸給世道。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAVNvfEDAD74
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楚翹:「仍在亂世中開花結果。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAbLHtO6VIRy
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我:「不理,誰能夜夜笙歌。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAkWOcyoOg39
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楚翹:「別管世界艱辛的錯。」203Please respect copyright.PENANA5y7biTl9zK
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我:「如果,這一生只要找得到。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAc3SW1UpS65
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楚翹:「誰陪我每餐青菜淡飯。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAnLP9dFf7kx
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我:「有哪關闖不過。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAVzH1Tirlpy
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阿妹:「B吖!佢哋有合唱歌,不如我哋又整返首吖?」203Please respect copyright.PENANAzVpWsAj6tL
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希逸:「《從不喜歡孤單一個》?」203Please respect copyright.PENANA4hjSCo9Nuc
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我:「希逸,你真係自己攞嚟衰。」203Please respect copyright.PENANAq7ulIjcao7
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(待續 To be continued)
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第二十七集-癡纏情侶
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