這個題目其實是來自於當初看到S2O Taiwan時,16Please respect copyright.PENANArCf310Huzg
一個美麗的誤會~16Please respect copyright.PENANAXNLEXhSOXe
我以為這個S2O是什麼化學式~16Please respect copyright.PENANAMPH0kiw8Ah
因為SO2就是二氧化硫嘛!16Please respect copyright.PENANADbLp0UK5pw
(請原諒我沒有將數字做下標)16Please respect copyright.PENANAeF5TY7pikT
但我其實後來也沒有再去查S2O是什麼意思~16Please respect copyright.PENANAshaFuTX38z
還是其實是S20(S二十, S Twenty)呢~16Please respect copyright.PENANAizGEbJQK9N
Anyway,16Please respect copyright.PENANApXjEVGylqJ
雖然高中時是讀第二類組,16Please respect copyright.PENANAl151DZUgxA
我的化學幾乎都快忘光了~16Please respect copyright.PENANACerYI8Geoo
大概只剩還記得前30個元素週期表的順序...16Please respect copyright.PENANAc3DisWcRIJ
那化合物有很多,16Please respect copyright.PENANAAqBBvGiEWK
因此與其說是分析跟學長有關的化合物,16Please respect copyright.PENANAq4uyXPsgF5
不如說是把我還記得的化合物拼湊出來,16Please respect copyright.PENANAp5TLRiHnL8
與學長做關聯吧!
第一個選項是葡萄糖,C6H12O616Please respect copyright.PENANALlfBMMlAeY
印象中,16Please respect copyright.PENANAs6wm50GOPq
葡萄糖其實是一步一步往上升的(越合越多),16Please respect copyright.PENANAv5xZdTPoak
和果糖一樣是單醣,16Please respect copyright.PENANAgi2Zco8iCp
既然有單醣,16Please respect copyright.PENANA68uWJ5IQ7a
就會有雙醣或以上醣類~16Please respect copyright.PENANAHXQeDiQiDd
而說到醣類就想到碳水化合物~16Please respect copyright.PENANACdsKdlhora
比方肥宅快樂水(可樂)等等~16Please respect copyright.PENANAGb23Armipc
那因為是醣類的最小單位往上升,16Please respect copyright.PENANAgeMHIw72I5
好比藍莓學園的聯盟社,16Please respect copyright.PENANAwDKrdNV99l
需要過五關斬六將,16Please respect copyright.PENANAMYbTDbA3KN
才能與四天王對決~16Please respect copyright.PENANADHeth0cKED
我相信學長應該也是有經過這個階段吧?16Please respect copyright.PENANALjQXC8M8Ml
除此之外,16Please respect copyright.PENANA5KGse2hC0w
喜歡吃零食的他,16Please respect copyright.PENANAUdz4cKqAZF
一定也很常接觸碳水化合物~16Please respect copyright.PENANAecMK693M8C
再來,16Please respect copyright.PENANAe5wvykCR3g
既然是單醣,16Please respect copyright.PENANA3vJipV5qS3
有點像是學長留級三年,16Please respect copyright.PENANA9OVDiEGJW6
遲遲不肯進化成雙糖或多醣體一樣~
第二個則是二氧化碳,CO216Please respect copyright.PENANAxZiA1rFiAF
雖然滅火器有很多種類型,16Please respect copyright.PENANA1jJMlg6z2v
其中一種就是二氧化碳乾粉,16Please respect copyright.PENANAbHXNVEGf8J
利用CO2會搶氧氣,16Please respect copyright.PENANAnfLg16glrX
導致火源失去易燃物而能滅火。16Please respect copyright.PENANAoUk3R5E7Xt
這讓我想到他與小學弟赤松的前輩晚輩關係~16Please respect copyright.PENANAmk8wx3Sx4Y
此外,16Please respect copyright.PENANA0s5s4Pf9Yv
二氧化碳如果燃燒不完全,16Please respect copyright.PENANA6PjFClKygu
就會變成一氧化碳,16Please respect copyright.PENANAP4KvVo3nFY
可能會引起一氧化碳中毒!16Please respect copyright.PENANAxmnraEETjp
對應赤松希望學長做什麼事情時能夠先跟他討論~16Please respect copyright.PENANAQvs5GeYJWW
當然,16Please respect copyright.PENANAHWzMfp0qDV
所謂的可樂,16Please respect copyright.PENANAuP66hsUpAf
聽說就是水加上二氧化碳以及焦糖~16Please respect copyright.PENANAn7WFA8wGE3
又是跟肥宅快樂水有關係呀!16Please respect copyright.PENANA96K2iIO3cL
不過沒有任何證據顯示學長會喜歡喝這種飲料就是...16Please respect copyright.PENANAyUqV3zohui
說不定他喜歡的其實是茶也說不定...
最後一個不免俗的就是一氧化二氫,H2O16Please respect copyright.PENANAEZfYzT7bzg
ㄘㄟˊ~其實就是水啦!16Please respect copyright.PENANAy4eLbmktOr
因為水的三態是大家最熟悉的物質不同的樣態~16Please respect copyright.PENANAxTLyjsi9zf
這也是為什麼我完全不能接受有水屬性,16Please respect copyright.PENANAS911tGxHAD
怎麼可以把冰屬性另外拉出來呢?16Please respect copyright.PENANAfoLQ1CtN8x
提到冰,就會想到水的固態,16Please respect copyright.PENANAtNhLz4TLZx
對應學長喜歡寒冷~16Please respect copyright.PENANAgwB2HuxaNR
此外有一句諺語:水能載舟、亦能覆舟。16Please respect copyright.PENANAnJE2Y6wyMo
學長的個性讓一些人覺得很G8,16Please respect copyright.PENANALEUCSeK3d5
又有些人覺得學長很仔細看待人際關係~16Please respect copyright.PENANA0qMarbhxjD
由於水達到沸點就會變成水蒸氣,16Please respect copyright.PENANAOn8IQoKc28
把"達到沸點"這件事當作是人的精神昇華,16Please respect copyright.PENANANNQAv4SmCT
又或者是精力壯盛,16Please respect copyright.PENANAOYJNFArvmd
那麼白天的學長就像是液態的水,好像攤在社辦的桌子不想動~16Please respect copyright.PENANAn39zixgQn6
(聯想到曬太陽的貓頭鷹融化的樣子)16Please respect copyright.PENANAcDvgOhIvtS
晚上的學長就是氣態的水,16Please respect copyright.PENANAhkKoFv3sYc
整個晚上都很有精神!16Please respect copyright.PENANAflE2ueV8I7
戰鬥中的學長則是固態的水,16Please respect copyright.PENANAFGsJ2TGYXv
像冰塊一樣結實且可雕塑,16Please respect copyright.PENANAVWnBhvAxNf
好比靈活的對戰方式一樣~
分析到這邊,16Please respect copyright.PENANANGhjT5etow
我已經把我的腦汁都絞盡了~16Please respect copyright.PENANABW3n1VVhYP
剩下的化合物就算有想到,16Please respect copyright.PENANA9TG4Gu7ZPo
也不知道該怎麼跟學長聯想了~16Please respect copyright.PENANAxAlnki3qZU
據說有人會用氧氣來比喻心愛的人,16Please respect copyright.PENANAT1kA65c6tL
就像是沒有氧氣要怎麼活那樣~16Please respect copyright.PENANA1W8UrAN7sU
可是我覺得人際關係還是不應該這麼綁死,16Please respect copyright.PENANAezsnnY4py5
而且這根本就是情緒勒索嘛!16Please respect copyright.PENANAlF7uNJHSHr
如果相處後發現真的不適合,16Please respect copyright.PENANAv0e8E6qjxX
那就好聚好散吧!16Please respect copyright.PENANAxLAjACl6dk
讓我想起泰勒(Taylor)的一首歌:16Please respect copyright.PENANADxIhRgxB9b
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together16Please respect copyright.PENANA5oEJl0O0RP
我很喜歡旋律,16Please respect copyright.PENANAO4cW1twt3W
也覺得歌詞很有意思~16Please respect copyright.PENANANWM9GFZ87q
雖然我人生中從來沒機會唱這首歌16Please respect copyright.PENANApcQvymYDxD
(因為母胎單身)16Please respect copyright.PENANAK6q5Wu1Sty
好不容易把這首歌的歌詞背起來,16Please respect copyright.PENANACAXrg7J7AW
結果我在KTV從來沒找到這首歌過...16Please respect copyright.PENANAFReBwAM4Ob
儘管聽說愛情就是一系列的化學作用,16Please respect copyright.PENANAcZK4r8pxzz
我大概是什麼惰性氣體,16Please respect copyright.PENANAFIVu9y9hDj
很難和其它物質發生化學反應。16Please respect copyright.PENANA1DuRUfvkF6
所以人生就這樣了吧哈哈哈~
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