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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22haOyRcck連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkw74TOJyP
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaH0iW6a0q
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqJD68sbk7
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSrELW0Ruw
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡos6clUlhuc
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVctnJd2Os
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwxQ6MmscS
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYoFOGgDkT
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vWNUfi9El
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBIn2sctwi
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMebzh3etk
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcFs0KUqxu
「肉，沒肉會死。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oOIXd90Zf
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZfaTktVYJ
「沒什麼特別的。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OSgtFSpt6
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pD01KXLMj
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFatGp9bkP
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4sfvr3wdi
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZSuHH3lsO
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz119S1uBO
「睡覺。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWXzDhZVSm
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOG87e8cPQb
「手機、鑰匙。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcvdgGC33a
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNTjAwJCow
「他們，能力的意思。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EP51kwyN0
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf2kfuR1Ty
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJEnNNkqgn
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2Mn1HpVOf
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4u5OYPzHf
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnp0RGd44jv
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKhaM6CoeY
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WpTy0OCtu
「……不知道。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K5OxyeltX
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtbEERRR6m
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpT6oQCts1
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ80WNkSEw3
「被機器包圍的感覺。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvkgDU5MPE
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jopDWbbBL
「……拒答。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtN5gAOmvlP
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdjhjqOwkn
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHQfQTdtso
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYJKotToMP
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjV0xSEFWS5
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX0VYiTozb
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9xi2xex90
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1OHhb109z
「好煩。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhS2skxUcqJ
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl10xh08USF
「你覺得呢？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBn86qawds
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXLxykgXAZ
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HIjpBAWhE
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUGcbM5DOo
「現在……還可以吧。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEDa6GcFks
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCMiXg1KKo
「算有吧。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7akgBAkZtk
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS3z4Twj0b
「拒答。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF3hJ6qDHg
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0YxgrIvZC
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTgoSLw2Qj
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvNfMDaUgO
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx09gfp8DSv
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二、私心惡搞篇290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuBt3FXje2
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZNjbtuuxO
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnPLmNz9I5
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKitqXvYnTx
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOpSfylTf3
「好像沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeshlvIhSfv
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRshz3zVYEx
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRZ8Stlyht
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUyttrD20z
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMXQiR0cFE
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawCNL8FXsM
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITxRfzD6O9
「不知道。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDX2c4pGv9
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtW9IRU4lP
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLj3F6aQiqd
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38233EcLau
「哈？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LdmxZS3Kv
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7Nn9sxKdi
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPhJiktxYm
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBLBeOrGZF
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbg8rb009w
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8r9YPHLp3
「……」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6QDU6nG7r
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeIl52FMoY
「還不把他揍醒？」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIbWhFaJl1
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyL81IysSj
「不知道。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAzt2mjazJ
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G1713yLiI
「沒有。」290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMjx7L9DMD
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？290Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcO1qXmD3m
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
然後按「加至主畫面」