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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好,感謝你願意接受訪談,請問我該稱呼你……?119Please respect copyright.PENANAOIFW4AETAK
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎,你不識字嗎?」119Please respect copyright.PENANAnxJjzHEefD
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚(上級同級下級)之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢?119Please respect copyright.PENANAKTrktKyf9C
「哈?我根本不記得他們的名字。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAJR65UtaSvy
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己?119Please respect copyright.PENANAmklkcbExIF
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦!」(←這什麼混亂邪惡119Please respect copyright.PENANA2wxAqXgRVv
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好?119Please respect copyright.PENANA1fvmtMUQi7
「喝咖啡,吃肉,睡覺,聽廣播。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAVW0bkZNLLV
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物?119Please respect copyright.PENANAtQ8nnxjqIF
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAaNv5umL74K
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6. 喜歡吃什麼?有沒有討厭的食物呢?119Please respect copyright.PENANAKQTrVa9JQn
「肉,沒肉會死。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAB1zFlPYFtZ
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7. 有好感的人事物?討厭的呢?119Please respect copyright.PENANAMUieO4k8wh
「沒什麼特別的。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAnCgqOiEaIu
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣?119Please respect copyright.PENANAljENwDDyZB
「累了就睡,想睡就睡,有必要就起床出門。」119Please respect copyright.PENANARPTlpvFaKp
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9. 住在哪裡呢?對居住環境還滿意嗎?119Please respect copyright.PENANAbZODBIVtyp
「原本隨便找個房子租,現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAQkJmM4gmeG
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛?119Please respect copyright.PENANAyCRJPRQaS6
「睡覺。」119Please respect copyright.PENANANq69ho40Ri
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎?119Please respect copyright.PENANA2C3jGlFoRP
「手機、鑰匙。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAnJ11CXCQbQ
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的?有沒有什麼特殊意義?(這裡指的不是創作者喔,是角色的父母之類)119Please respect copyright.PENANAtfQn8YB75m
「他們,能力的意思。」119Please respect copyright.PENANArwqvj0geI8
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方?119Please respect copyright.PENANA3w9RG7kL5Q
「哈?看不出來嗎?本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧?」119Please respect copyright.PENANA74TIPHxgir
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼?119Please respect copyright.PENANArfcSY11Lgo
「沒有。」119Please respect copyright.PENANA1mN5UiOCYY
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡?119Please respect copyright.PENANAFEt22kTI5R
「能力的話,名字就已經告訴你了吧。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAtPAHvU8TBT
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西?(人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)119Please respect copyright.PENANAQfMIhYPMmY
「……不知道。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAdh6Mw4qxKa
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何?119Please respect copyright.PENANA6Lf5XxkxUV
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」119Please respect copyright.PENANA5iQowMjMaN
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢?119Please respect copyright.PENANAFReIxmrahQ
「被機器包圍的感覺。」119Please respect copyright.PENANArcAJukDKDq
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎?介紹一下他們吧?119Please respect copyright.PENANA42F5x3Wt7y
「……拒答。」119Please respect copyright.PENANA6dR3kfQyJn
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情,你對戀愛有什麼看法?119Please respect copyright.PENANAbpUZh2vqZS
「沒有。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAM24Rxve2TZ
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人?又對哪類型苦手?119Please respect copyright.PENANAMIZO9zmN4Y
「隨便啦,順眼就好了吧。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAIFLpr4FCSs
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎?還是在暗戀著誰呢?我不會告訴別人的!119Please respect copyright.PENANAIVG2CeWt5C
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAmClcNZIvqT
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待?119Please respect copyright.PENANArRaFrDeZxP
「好煩。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAsMos0OT4FR
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24. 來談談人生吧,為什麼會選擇現在的職業?119Please respect copyright.PENANAgOhi2TME58
「你覺得呢?」119Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0rbacLPZP
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎?119Please respect copyright.PENANAT0R79FFCP9
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAMTv4CsQWS4
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎?會不會想要改變?119Please respect copyright.PENANA0MMHdAFFiQ
「現在……還可以吧。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAtbSAxv46cw
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎?119Please respect copyright.PENANAsdaJF0p84a
「算有吧。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAMzWFGnvqGM
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人?119Please respect copyright.PENANAJwSHpFBwNN
「拒答。」119Please respect copyright.PENANABviFG1COmz
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢?119Please respect copyright.PENANATItcwSvOjU
「如果那算是夢想,也太奢侈了。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAiCIXi6WCvb
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30. 最後,能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密?(一些不為人知的設定?)119Please respect copyright.PENANAoXtgAbCIxI
「沒有。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAE8aZCSM1l4
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二、私心惡搞篇119Please respect copyright.PENANAsZtiGO7hTl
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題,羞恥噗類時間!(可選擇不回答)119Please respect copyright.PENANAjATP0t7D9u
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢?119Please respect copyright.PENANAPIzj25Sedq
「哈?不知道,隨便吧,可以睡就都行。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAfJNzdvsHiD
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼?119Please respect copyright.PENANAwX2lr1FV4z
「好像沒有。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAUP5xqCkKwf
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3. 不小心喝太多水了,找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況?119Please respect copyright.PENANATsSerRrxw3
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」(好方便!(表示羨慕119Please respect copyright.PENANAFrajCSvRQa
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4. 偷偷告訴我,你今天穿什麼內褲?119Please respect copyright.PENANAxZ0cO8NIQJ
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻?」119Please respect copyright.PENANADIWhyKcOFh
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎?可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎?119Please respect copyright.PENANAWcLyzFg2Kv
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」(簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡?讓我戳一下好不好?119Please respect copyright.PENANA6cpsO1p7DP
「不知道。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAReZ2pk2pEE
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7. 初體驗對象是誰?沒有啊?哎呀好可愛。119Please respect copyright.PENANAFeYej1ThB0
「沒有。」119Please respect copyright.PENANA5IZd0g2TbX
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8. 如果變成異性,第一件做的事是什麼?119Please respect copyright.PENANARQmfC76kEa
「哈?」119Please respect copyright.PENANAIBAuucjE3g
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎?哪裡的尺寸?都可以唷!119Please respect copyright.PENANAXyaiwzP2WO
「這種事隨便吧,會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊?」119Please respect copyright.PENANAe1U6V2S6Gc
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種?119Please respect copyright.PENANATee8SYf2Hy
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」119Please respect copyright.PENANARSKqtc3RX9
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?119Please respect copyright.PENANAvO3TRLwrL3
「……」119Please respect copyright.PENANA3XOKoamhBQ
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方,你的反應是?119Please respect copyright.PENANATFqFam2T01
「還不把他揍醒?」119Please respect copyright.PENANA3l7aMRI4h0
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應,不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧?119Please respect copyright.PENANAIk6Yo41FhW
「不知道。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAAHU4jMbgli
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14. 回答到這裡,有什麼感想呢?就剩下一題了!加油,好嗎?119Please respect copyright.PENANABAXfAkq73n
「沒有。」119Please respect copyright.PENANAU8hHkMv0U6
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15. 最後一題,香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜,你會選哪一個?119Please respect copyright.PENANAPWi91CGT7d
「香腸啊,它是肉啊,屁股想也知道。」