前情提要，我和加里在數學測驗被恆老師當掉，連同其他同學共10人，被迫周日回校補課。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRen7UpIFo
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約定時間為朝早九點，我們早在五十分到達。房室門鎖未開，一行人在走廊等候。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjz7wC4ekM
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在平時上學的地方，看見各位同學的便裝打扮，感覺挺新鮮的。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9Mdv9tAF0
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大林穿著黑色皮衣配牛仔褲。女王星是成熟的商務裝長裙。兩人站在一起，是小姐與流氓的組合。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7GK5SzEcT
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大林：「就叫你不要無端白事地抱上來。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOYO2g0ziK
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr2jn8geBB
女王星：「你討厭這樣嗎？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtroeDA9GK2
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDaQWxzDzp
大林：「無關討厭不討厭，你害我看不到手機。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsPmzA9sJD
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnomV9fXwaI
女王星：「那麼我挪開一點點吧。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoGuPeABAs
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大林：「你倒是放開我啊。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVPBBIaHIP
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顯然以小姐與流氓來說，這對的攻受調轉了。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxm1D03x4ga
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAUChTquct
「早安，朝早就如此恩恩愛愛呢。」麻油臉帶斜笑。他穿著襯衫長褲，典形的文青造形。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG2Cw09WqS
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「真是的，痴纏得令人不忍直視。」櫻郎說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPEjJ37J4V
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AykgtkYQB
「+1」浣熊說。
櫻郎和浣熊都化著慘白的妝容，誇張攻擊性的髮型，還有過量裝飾的衣著。我仿佛聽到結他的尖叫。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgOo9nXi48
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望著那兩人，我和麻油不約而同地開口，「「你們的打扮才令人不忍直視吧！」」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4nLIAR1Il
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEAHcr8GHC
「我們的樂團在表演後通宵慶祝。今朝一醒就趕過來，慌忙得連卸妝都忘記了。」浣熊說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gIapsZWeO
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「原來櫻郎也有玩樂團喔？」大林說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5FA4NjFqG
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs4JQI1uYW
「我是新加入的鼓手。」他說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6ghGuJsPi
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR2zp93utR
「這些傢伙真是胡鬧啊。」卡特說罷轉頭過來，「然後呢，這傢伙為何如此安靜？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTZ66eaCoQ
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我順著他的說話望向加里，她灰頭土臉地靠著牆壁，像某燃燒殆盡的拳手一樣。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QZmQTpksF
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd7syRVqj2
「假日被罰回校補課，不能去追自己喜歡的CP，歸根究底都是她自作孽罷了。卡特也要注意，不要變成像她這樣的人。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXXMFFsyR8
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0A22eOiyU
「吓？」卡特(?)一臉狐疑地望著我。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5l7mpJ0WF
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwe6IPfGHKV
我這下才醒覺自己認錯人了，「對不起，哈普瑪！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjucXYXSCX
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeojBo1Sc7i
「沒關係，多謝你們跟卡特做好朋友。」哈普瑪禮貌的笑一笑，然後接著說，「但是一碼歸一碼，我希望你們不要帶壞我的兄弟。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsI7zAx1qp
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5qbGbyGoJ
我心中一攥，嚴肅的接話，「當中是不是有誤會？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR76vMgS7aR
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7L4td16J1P
「最近他傳過來的訊息，常常有看不懂的文字。甚麼是UWU？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkvX6N5Lvw
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「嗯？你不知道卡特是獸控嗎？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZB2XMdDCH
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哈普瑪瞪大眼睛，額頭突起青筋，「甚麼是獸控！？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9hQq3p5Lv
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糟糕！我好像太多嘴了！「這個你當面問他吧！由當時人親自解釋會比較好！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAzk94xSdd
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「給我解釋清楚！該不會是不良嗜好吧！？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ymHwtgcig
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PT3r8bImU
沉默的加里低聲嘀咕，「不是嗜好，是性癖。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OrLC3LcVk
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoq3yJTRWbe
哈普瑪：「那是甚麼鬼啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAwrKGU43s
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我：「加里不要多嘴！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0ooBCd9to
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？？？︰「嗚啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8McVZYADx
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAaSFimMVU
突如其來的尖叫打斷我們，大家看向單膝跪地的男同學。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbMmN4KA9M
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXm95TNPh6
櫻郎立即上前關心，「白龍，你沒事嗎？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYucpqNGO0p
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZoTcr1uJo
男同學有一頭亂糟糟的短髮，特濃黑眼圈，左眼蓋著紗布，肩膀披著破爛的外套，手臂包著繃帶。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa9i6HS30U
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「右手的傷痕正在隱隱作痛，龍孃尤莉亞就在附近，嗚啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhXODcTnY2
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G99hFO83P
我應該從那兒開始解釋好呢？真是的，中二病屬性明明有大宇宙一個就夠了。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7KFyp4Z50
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辯才天中學的渙舶瀧，座號3，超不幸學生。暱稱白龍，靈魂受到詛咒，命犯天煞。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7T7CUU9yt
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7BoojuDVF
白龍掩住包紗布的眼睛咬牙切齒，「我看見了，災厄的影子正在接近！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5z2PMTaMd
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM3V2hcpsq
櫻郎一臉不置可否，「說甚麼啦，讓我扶你起身。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxmIIJJyw5
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy56O3wLiKw
樓梯傳來腳步聲，女生從樓上衝下來，「對不起，我犯糊塗跑錯班房了！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIal2kYBze
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9KU8bYtm4
兩顆水球彈來彈去，在場的男生個個血脈沸騰，我和大林板起嘴臉雙眼發直。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dlNXjtG8z
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EzMNwJkb0
冷不防，女生左腳絆右腳，失衡摔下樓梯！262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP9DzO0cRw
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「危險！快避開！」白龍快手一推，推開了櫻郎！任由自己的身影被巨影吞噬！262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcXr7jDfyd
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWtlXeVtIj
很誇張的『碰』一聲！墊在女生下方的白龍兩眼反白，昏死過去。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeCqZ0hNIT
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQyI0wynNg
女生吃力的爬起來，多得白龍的犧牲，身體別無大礙，「小瀧！？不不不不不不！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hoRU9AHU9
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5Job69FGy
哈普瑪嚇得臉都拉長了，「快點聯絡醫療室！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzN1oCmERY
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRfPYkWpHi
加里瞇著眼，漫不經心的說，「這種程度沒事的啦，不要大驚小怪卡特。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjpnD0bH72
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuwGYNf9oW
「這傢伙頭破血流啊！還有我是哈普瑪！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCueZT6RuN
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBZc9wRSyH
我：「對白龍來說，這算輕微擦傷罷了。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD1kPmkumi
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnKvkjZsmk
那個女生是同屬辯才天中學的乎龍孃，座號4，災厄型學生。暱稱尤莉亞，名副其實的移動天災，所到之處災難不斷。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1isw8raBK
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOcNr1sXz5
加里：「尤莉亞的帶衰能力屬於因果定律級，你也要當心不要被卷入其中，卡特。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqNjxMLvZ8
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「都說我是哈普瑪。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlehzkwHwZ
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC956TWLN9N
加里：「不過，只要白龍在場，所有的不幸都會由他承受，所以無須擔心。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo9zJKFrEW
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemyZjT4STU
麻油笑說，「嘻嘻，我有點想代他受罪呢。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeLydYXg62
262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQr7m0HXYs3
不久後，恆老師來打開課室門，我們渡過了沉悶的補課時間。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEK9k6h7Qe
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順帶一提，加里到最後依然把哈普瑪誤認成卡特。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOXXpWVbZ9
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然後按「加至主畫面」