「皇家別苑‧古城俱樂部」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAIfoAPxvN8W
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-天賦異稟博大精深善解人意,高潮迭起精益求精凌雲絕頂-1399Please respect copyright.PENANAQpoOhDlkxN
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中央巨大的牌匾及兩旁棟樑上,就這麼掛著一組豪邁奔放的精美王國古字,搭配房裡四下散落的褻衣,倒也應景。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAyyuBicwGVN
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交誼廳中央的大方桌上,還歪歪斜斜地舖著一張同樣的軍事佈防圖,唯一的差別是多畫了一條紅色的撤退路線,旁邊還放了好幾個打上軍部戳記的大信封。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAm9aUFGz0k5
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此外就是厚厚一疊的文件,傑森正在一張一張的細看。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAc6WxTlwzm0
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「這啥?」凱依把手上塗滿魚子醬的麵包遞給傑森。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAFaXf7pQl2T
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「航班...乘客...」傑森一臉厭惡的說:「潛逃...出國...」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAhzISZYLOHL
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...事先預備好撤退路線,再把機密賣給帝國,這些貴族真會玩。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAPI06dInWtO
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「該拿這些東西怎麼辨?」提了瓶美酒的凱恩顯得興致勃勃,摩拳擦掌。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAoHabM59mVu
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貴族俱樂部裡大咧咧地擺著有軍方機密的佈防地圖,而前來偵察的帝國軍,手上正好有俱樂部的鑰匙,順手拿走了其中一份?1399Please respect copyright.PENANAJEe8GEp91b
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在國難當頭的此刻,把這些事情抖出去,是不是就能捅破天呢?1399Please respect copyright.PENANAbnXuqfcAke
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「能拿這些東西怎麼辨?」大口抽著雪茄的比利看來意興闌珊,興味索然。1399Please respect copyright.PENANApqAvLpAZvV
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王國的南方豪族被稱為張牙舞爪派,他們對於日漸強大的帝國虛聲恫嚇、裝腔做勢,但私底下卻是逢迎諂媚、卑躬屈膝,孜孜不倦的和帝國暗通款曲。1399Please respect copyright.PENANA3I9fVNV6Q7
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在精誠團結的地方,把這些事情抖出去,只怕是會先坑死自己...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAz0ApXEhmpT
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「不拿這些東西做什麼嗎?」使勁在麵包上抹鵝肝醬的新兵福特說得眉飛色舞,興高彩烈。1399Please respect copyright.PENANALYxd34K5DY
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北地貴族被稱為曲意奉承派,他們對於日漸強大的帝國奴顏媚骨、阿諛奉承,汲汲營營的和帝國迎來送往,但暗地裡卻是狡兔三窟,隨時準備遠走高飛。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAb2cHXqlHfE
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有利害衝突的矛盾,把這些東西送過去,能不能鬧他個狗咬狗一嘴毛...1399Please respect copyright.PENANA0kkfgCzr9G
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「你們是不是傻?」最後是扛著火腿切片的金恩忍不住問:「幹這些沒好處的事?還不如想辨法活過明天...」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAygDU6IYskh
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於是我們繼續先前的派對...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAvuSMMSt0s7
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最後,這場墮落腐敗的饗宴在金恩找到地下冰庫入口時,臨來澎湃的高潮...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAo63bMyjf5Q
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一個個不知品種的稀奇魚類、罕見貝類、絕種甲殼類和神秘觸手類頂級食材,被我們從冰封的庫房裡拯救出來,投入報效國家的水深火熱中煎熬,然後和奢華的美酒一起滑進我們的胃,最終與我們一同步上戰場。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAbYSBbU9G0w
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...這總好過淪入腦滿腸肥的胃囊,最後被消耗在女人的肚皮上。總之...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAn9fk0MJ7CI
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我們吃了一個酒足飯飽,喝它一個酩酊大醉,我們及時行樂、今朝有酒今朝醉,我們忽略了是誰讓我們滿手鮮血,我們遺忘了躺在街道上的帝國少年,1399Please respect copyright.PENANAAIUI8cbsxi
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我們假裝不在乎...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAl3ADYNKsMO
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第二天傍晚,指揮部終於擠出了貨車,要來將鎮上糧庫的補給品運回城裡,後勤兵像螞蟻一樣,把一袋袋散發著霉臭味的麵粉、一箱箱沒有保存期限的蜰虫罐頭丟上車。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAuPQIB6gZJc
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皇家別苑被我們重新落上了鎖,坐在車上,看著它越來越遠,就好像是一個遺世而獨立的桃花源,正逐漸成為美好的回憶。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAw58Eis4FR0
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儘管那個桃花園的另一面,藏著漆黑如墨的深淵...1399Please respect copyright.PENANACnwqHAPwpD
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車隊終於在入夜前趕到了古城門前,這已經是「奇跡之戰」的第五天,也是帝國在強攻受挫後,放慢進擊步調的第二天。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAzNo3NidGDj
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帝國的偃旗息鼓,令王國軍的士氣大增,連古城裡的居民也天天組隊上城牆搖旗吶喊,就連這傍晚時分返回的補給車隊,都受到面黃飢瘦的民眾夾道歡迎。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAZHl7vg54fD
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連天才軍師楊威利,也親自蒞臨...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAdTzvQ1B6AA
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「像不像?」福特低聲問金恩,遠看這個動畫天才軍師真人版,貌似只有髮型髮色一樣。1399Please respect copyright.PENANA3tRmLHwgFy
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「有點像...」金恩不太確定的回道:「真人和卡通畢竟有點落差...」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAwfA2HNvkYF
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「讓我們歡迎冒著戰火的危險,為我們運回大批補給的前線士兵!」高台上的天才軍師熟稔的說著違心之論。1399Please respect copyright.PENANA9dPPLI4hh3
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「假的!」「混蛋!」「該死!」「騙子!」「白痴...」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAojCkl3vPE0
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最後一句是凱依說的,罵的是我們這幫傻蛋,他一早就看出那個楊威利不是個好東西了。1399Please respect copyright.PENANA77qy4nENI5
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「像這種懶洋洋的帥哥,十個有九個是壞人...」凱依面帶羞澀的說:「除了我以外。」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAlRrRPAjCf0
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「噓~你們有沒有聽到什麼聲音?」比利突然不識趣的問。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAU5scUwNCeY
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沒等他說完,我們一幫人就已經急忙的跳下貨車,無視旁人詫異的眼光,壓低了身子,側耳聆聽夜空裡不祥的嘯音。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAiFI0c8KSsX
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遠處...天才軍師正站在高台上,聲嘶力竭的指揮軍樂隊和城牆邊上的民眾合唱軍歌,台下還特別配備了一隊的士兵,正經八百的僵坐著當觀眾。1399Please respect copyright.PENANA0s0VfNCX76
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他們載歌載舞,他們手舞足蹈,他們興高彩烈,他們歡天喜地...1399Please respect copyright.PENANA0mowHdfCgA
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直到第一發砲彈在城牆上炸開...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAxXknQjOZV6
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第二發、第三發...砲彈陸續的越過防線...轟隆!轟隆!轟隆!轟隆!1399Please respect copyright.PENANAe9XRgTF6zl
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「啊!!!」面面相覻中,不曉得是誰發出第一聲尖叫。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAOtXXaNUnRA
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「快逃~」「媽!」「討厭!」「找掩護!」「跑!」「快趴下!」「末日降臨了!」「天啊!」「爸爸!」「救命!」「蘿絲!」「卧倒!」「我的錢包!」「噎!」「我的腳!」「我不想死~」「不要驚慌!」「該死的!」「那裡不能捉!」「救命那~」「志明!」「放手!」「我的腰!」「告訴傑克我愛他!」「快疏散!」「死相!」「救我...」「老王?」「哎喲!」「春嬌!」「讓開!」「別亂動!」「傑克~」「求求菩薩保護我~」「誰呀?」「啊~」「要死啦!」「滾開!」「醫生!醫生!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAFUTvFP2rSb
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到處響起人們驚慌失措的呼喊,和此起彼落的驚叫,和隆隆的砲火聲交雜,共同演奏出末日的奏鳴曲。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAMtXgYH3GYI
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城牆上的推擠著要下城牆,城門外的推擠著要進城門,高台上的軍樂隊驚慌失措的跳下高台,留嚇傻了的天才軍師楊威利孤伶伶的跌坐在台上...1399Please respect copyright.PENANA26mUlZftkA
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「該死!」金恩四下張望著找掩護,同時肯定的說:「帝國一定是把砲陣地推到最前面了!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAJgGKODTXgJ
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「不只這樣!」比利眺望著遠方的夜幕,眼裡有一絲憂慮,防線上空,出現了隱隱約約的亮光,那是我們的老朋友:帝國龍騎兵。1399Please respect copyright.PENANANIADHfjjK0
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只是...他們這次不再施放慣用的流星雨,取而代之是能大面積持續燃燒的「美拉佐馬」航空彈。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAI4SThawIDp
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一顆顆的航空彈,無比精確的落入擠滿士兵的戰壕裡,瞬間燃起熊熊的烈火,燒出悲愴淒厲的哀嚎。目睹這慘烈的一幕,自詡能漠視生死的我們,還是忍不住頭皮發麻,遍體發寒。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAk4QgA2SKMR
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我第一個想到的,就是皇家別苑大廳裡的那張古城佈防圖...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAakEh9HjadF
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「可惡!可惡!」金恩忿恨得雙手捶地,目眥盡裂的悲吼:「都是那幫該死的貴族。」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAciEuzj46GT
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「你自個兒說的,活過明天!」凱依拽起金恩大喊,領著我們朝著護城河上唯一的橋邊靠近:「走!活著才能去幹些沒好處的事!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANA6RdW7vglB1
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整個防線都陷入了滔天火海之中,古城的城牆在砲火直擊下搖搖欲墜,最糟的是...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAMUkQ0wWQCH
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帝國龍騎兵現身,就代表五天前出發,奔襲龍騎兵駐地的女武神大隊失敗了...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAMB1HOQREE2
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所以,傑森憂心忡忡的...仰望星空。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAy54mn74Qay
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事已至此,古城西門前的大橋,就成了最後的防線。剛才在高台下當觀眾的部隊和僥倖逃過一死的殘兵陸續在橋上集結,在觀眾部隊隊長的指揮下,扛來沙包,拖來拒馬,倉促的構築起陣地。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAElfcqhNtIA
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佈署在城牆上的防禦火砲一座座的被擊毁,城牆在帝國的砲擊下一步步的坍塌,我們將最後一批平民和重傷的士兵送進城裡,任由身後的城門緩緩的關上...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAUBfi1Dvmoa
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我們都明白,只要防線上的大火一停,帝國軍就會全面來襲,而這一次,我們沒有退路...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAUbzBDWT2Ee
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...死定了...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAu1x8JYTr1j
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大火逐漸熄滅,天空緩緩飄下白色的紙張,幾隻龍騎兵從上空掠過,撒下大把大把的傳單,隨風飄蕩,看起來就像是前世奠祭亡者時撒的冥幣。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAz7r7B6kH6o
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「是流出去的古城佈防圖...」福特撿起一張來看,哭笑不得的說:「上面寫,感謝王國貴族的鼎力相助。」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAxrqMLPMmO2
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...大概就連帝國的將官都覺得不齒,順便拿這事來打擊士氣吧。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAOMkLeFZuIS
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「我頂在這兒,你們閃後面一點...」凱依一臉蠻橫的叼起雪茄點上火。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAB6twli9b0j
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「那個...」比利一臉為難的欲言又止。1399Please respect copyright.PENANArAgswYGcj6
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「不用勸我了,這是命令!」凱依難得端起軍曹的架子。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAWpqfSzypM5
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「不是!我是說...」比利搓著手,心疼的笑道:「那雪茄最後一根了,你得留半截給我...」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAf6KgCU4wPN
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「這種帥氣的事...」金恩模倣凱依,抖了一下手臂上的腱子肉笑著說:「怎麼可以少了我。」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAWlsYUUsjG6
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傑森不搭理,只是專注的看著火焰後隱隱約約的帝國兵,端著槍專瞄戴軍官帽的。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAADj63cTwD8
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新兵福特和我也只敢、只好、只能搖搖頭。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAfrPtLekB3e
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「令人敬佩的王國士兵,你們的貴族背棄你們,你們的軍部腐敗無能,你們的人民愚昧無知,各位放下武器投降吧!帝國會善待你們。」1399Please respect copyright.PENANA0VNnlbGoxS
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從帝國軍黑壓壓的人影中,傳來嚴肅而誠懇的勸說。1399Please respect copyright.PENANASaKAwIYfa5
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「我以帝國一級上將之名,允諾大家,只要放下武器,帝國將會授予各位一級榮耀勳章。」1399Please respect copyright.PENANALs8RF4rdzj
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「諸位當中,有很多是來自異界的勇者,沒有必要為了其它世界的紛爭,流下寶貴的鮮血...」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAflISH8WP27
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「加入帝國,我們一起打倒墮落腐敗的貴族,打倒那些賣國求榮的畜牲!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANA0HTLhbSL09
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陣陣歡呼響起,多數來自帝國,當中也摻雜了少數來自王國的聲音。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAhwB4Q407tJ
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「是不是缺心眼哪?」一個懶洋洋的聲音響起。1399Please respect copyright.PENANA8vkaSdKu1y
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是凱依!那王八蛋攀上用來作掩體的卡車車頂,酷帥狂霸拽地拿著一個大喇叭,隔空和帝國上將對話起來了。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAyDNXV6Qe4Z
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「我怎麼就沒想到!」金恩目光閃閃,一臉羨慕的看著凱依。1399Please respect copyright.PENANARGncgdTv9H
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前世網紅的凱依,嘲諷天賦天生滿級,還使勁的賣弄...1399Please respect copyright.PENANAkFrBgbCgys
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「我說你呀!是不是缺心眼哪?」凱依大概覺得只說一次不夠過癮,又重覆了一次。1399Please respect copyright.PENANAmXt5xoz5wB
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「又是要我們加入帝國軍,又是要打倒賣國求榮的畜牲...」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAE4d5a7B4GF
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「要是現在加入,那不就成了畜牲了嘛!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAcBCAx6bYYr
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「何況...」凱依故意賣關子的說:「就算我想當畜牲,也得問看看他們願不願意?」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAfgzY8LXkI2
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「問昨晚死在砲火下幾萬弟兄願不願意!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAdKSFYsGzV2
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「問開戰以來你們手上那幾十萬弟兄願不願意!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAqRrGsUsQDJ
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「問這半年多來死在帝國手上的上百萬平民願不願意!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANA97knpU7b6g
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「不願意!」「不願意!」「不願意!」「不願意!」「不願意!」「不願意!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANAFuNt3u8yc3
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在呼喊聲中,凱依再一次的使出招牌動作...1399Please respect copyright.PENANATSLgR55FFh
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「啊~呸!」凱依一口吐掉不曉得哪裡弄來的彈頭說:1399Please respect copyright.PENANAGp5D29zuew
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「什麼帝國上將?就是個傻逼!」1399Please respect copyright.PENANA7cfWbaNOU1
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然後,凱依的頭就被打爆了... 1399Please respect copyright.PENANAaZcmsLHkg7
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第廿四節、就說不只反派死於話多!
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