二十一、关于宠物 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCQjqlIIVU
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“我、我我！”马尾脑残高举小手臂，一个劲的向上跳着，“说到宠物难道不该联想到桂小太郎我吗？从小到大有过宠物的人不就是桂小太郎我吗？打字的时候你敢说你没想到桂小太郎我吗？就凭着这几章我的出镜率不高这章也得写桂小太郎我啊！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSukxzfY1ty
给我够！你哪里出镜率不高啊喂？你的台词比正主（卷毛）和高人气反派（紫毛）多了不止一倍好吗？不要以为你唧唧歪歪讲了一堆啰嗦台词是抢镜这回事我不知道！ 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlKsj6PVZg
还有你是多纠结你的名字？没用了，读者早就把你跟假发划上同等号了，再怎么强调也是没用的了。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC7ps3slu8
话说一提你的宠物不就是那个裹在白被单里，偶尔露个性感腿毛，交流傲娇的不用说话用举板，偶尔还会发射死光的监修……啊不，迷之生物吗？光看他的名字就像是有血统的贵族而不是中华田园犬之类烂大街的货色，不是可以任人评头论足的存在啊！ 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszqaTOUXRf
综上所述，宠物篇我才不要写你。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vZ23of4xF
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怎么这样啊喂！你的理由和结论有关系吗？现在伊丽莎白还不是假发的宠物吧！其实你只是懒得写吧？你的电脑左下角还最小化着动画片吧！给我认真写啊摔！ 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLp48TaRqK
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好吧……那我从头讲…… 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSFkaXf0y1
“很久很久以前……噗噗噗噗噗噗！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWiUvOKf66
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卷毛甩着剑柄回头瞅假发：“喏，看到了吧，脑残的作者就是这个下场哟。所以赶紧丢掉什么【要带着肉球环球旅行边走边写】的白痴幻想，不然小爷我就想刚才一样打飞你哟，就跟打棒球一样的打飞你哟。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDGPR7E8D8
假发踟蹰地收紧手臂：“肉球是无辜的。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegCeHURKHo
“管你嘞！”卷毛伸爪去抢假发怀里的小东西，“家里已经揭不开锅了还要往家里带嘴巴吗？妈妈不会允许的，妈妈的糖分都快买不起了怎么可能再让你增加家里的负担？死心吧，乖儿子快把猫给我。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve2zcRrSIV
“不要！没有爱心的野小子死一边去吧！连这样的小生命都不爱惜的人不要跟我说话！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjLqwqHJge
“啊……”卷毛纠结的挠头，“好了我知道了！那就送去中村家好了！这样你就没意见了吧！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa5NyhvOZX
“已经送了快10只猫猫狗狗过去了，你是想人家因为养宠物而饿死吗？”紫毛小鬼站在一边凉凉问。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzomV5hsm7F
“诶？已经送过这么多了？”卷毛以为神奇。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgDnv3cPPd
“每次这家伙要往私塾带东西的时候最后不都进了中村的家里吗？”紫毛瞟了假发一眼，“你们也好意思总去麻烦别人。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUAnfVnDby
“所以说让我养一个就好了嘛！”假发努力躲避卷毛的毒爪。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRzPwzctYY
“闭嘴！”一银一紫同时吼他。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOshngm5kjd
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最后三个小鬼站在田埂边默默想办法。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCZs6A4SYv
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假发一心想把怀里的毛球带回去，卷毛和紫毛当然不同意。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcY7glstCh
可是怎么处理这只小东西呢？送中村家？当然不行。中村叔叔敢收他们都不好意思给。送别家？可是哪家肯收？总不能一家一家问吧。就这么放着不管？假发抬头一脸水汪汪地看他们…… 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiITlPMc6G
卷毛捂脸。如果可以他真想把猫带回去把假发放着不管…… 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTo9D6z5gbF
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紫毛一脸不耐烦，在这么磨蹭下去天都要黑了。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiRTsO8o6l
如果没能在老师出来找他们之前回到私塾……那就给我觉悟吧两个混蛋！ 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiMKIBWKDq
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最后卷毛“啧”了一声，突然出手拎起毛球，大步朝村外走去。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDG8hcKM7F
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“诶？诶诶诶诶诶诶诶？银时你要做什么？”假发大喊。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMnHMxRv5X
“吵死了……小爷我最讨厌麻烦的事了。嘛……话说那边那个山背有个小破祠堂正合适扔这个毛球哟。嘿。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmakfQuIUw
紫毛知道那个地方。那里背光阴森，虽然是山脚，路过的人倒是不多。他也只是跟私塾的孩子玩探险的时候去过，倒没料到卷毛能想到这茬。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmyiHOB2kG
“咦？银时你不是说不能养吗？”假发腆着一张脸跑上去问。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53eh6J9SrH
回答他的是一剑柄横抽。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGQOxTojdw
“所以啊！赶紧把你私藏的零食都供上来啊白痴！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfVfSWReqU
紫毛鄙视的望着走在前面的两只，想了想，还是默默跟上。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYsAvybhP2
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没有我的话……他们一定会迷路的。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyIJ5XP34v
绿色的眼睛漂移开来想想，点头认同自己的想法，故作为难的叹了口气，脚步轻快的走上去。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAtszOKxhQ
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“喂喂你跟过来做什么啊？” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcBNhDxYX4
“要你管。闭嘴。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2vMaY6CQo
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“啊——————” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivyv6FKvqL
树枝间掠过几只黑色的影子，带着拖成长长的怪异的调子。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9uNnTDmny
“银时，只是乌鸦。”假发把自己的手臂抽出来，揉揉怀里毛球，“你看，赫本够没被吓到。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILFfqBOOpj
“不是吓！小爷我才没有被吓到！只是刚刚那声叫的太难听了！你看，就像被人砍了一刀似的。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMIPGT2UUz
“乌鸦都是这种声音。”紫毛冷冷讽刺。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiJtvBKnwF
“……假发你为什么给猫起了这么个名字？会揍你的哦，全世界的赫本迷都会揍你的哦。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hdGJKFmIP
“话题转的太僵硬了银时。”假发平淡的一针见血，停下脚步。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVHYA9eoso
“到了。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOuwbi44L8
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的确是小祠堂，还塌了一小半，堪堪可以收容一只小猫。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy0XzlHrAR
卷毛撸袖子用腐烂的木板勉强撑起塌掉一半的墙，紫毛找来干燥的树叶铺在地上，假发把小猫轻轻放在上面。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDuGUzE7oA
“啊嘞？它脚上的是什么？”卷毛用手戳戳毛球的前脚问假发。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ5pS4OVdf
“是我的手帕，”假发顺着毛回答他，“我找到它的时候它的前脚受伤了所以我……银时？” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nBWl5ADog
假发奇怪的抬头，发现卷毛的死鱼眼突然瞪成了金鱼眼。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0DuL94K0o
卷毛紧抿着嘴，以手握剑摆出防御的姿势，双脚跨开，腰微弯，如一把出鞘的剑。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtA0KjeuDL
“……银时？……”假发迟疑地问。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZXe9Y5hTK
“真臭……这种腥臭的味道……树叶瑟瑟发抖的声音，浓重呼吸的声音，枯叶被碾碎的声音……嘁！该说小爷我的运气太好了吗？”银时嘿笑一声，肌肉紧绷。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTQ8axZZGC
紫毛反应过来，飞快跨前一步转身向后看去。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZQk1M3wPb
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“呼……”幽暗的树木间传来隐约的声响，就连最迟钝的假发也感到了。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwHvQk1XwP
“喂……该不会是……”紫毛只敢转动眼珠问卷毛。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM2ChTWFBx
“恭喜回答正确，可惜没有加分。”卷毛额上的汗划过小脸滴进枯叶堆。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4RJjeWtk1
三个人之中只有他带着剑，亦即是说……只有他才能保护他们！ 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW52BRZeoz
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呼吸渐重。巨大伟岸的身影慢慢显露。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIjb3E5hbp
三个人觉得空气不够用了。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbapDrB581
那金黄的带着王者的眸光几乎要把幽暗的林子照亮。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QizG7m6Qo
这才是赫本看清楚了吧小鬼们！ 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgocvvzuxQ
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亮金的瞳孔熠熠生辉，黑亮的胡须向上叠起，强有力的上下颚微微上开，展示它锋利无比的牙齿，额头上是当之无愧的【王】字。黑黄的条纹披风一样跟着它的步伐抖动，轻巧的步伐轻易的把粗厚的枝干踩断，尾巴铁鞭似的甩动，把地上的枯叶搅乱，也把面前三只小鬼的脸色搅得很精彩。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7HtNFI20y
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“呜……”国王低声轻吼。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Brg1eHs7j
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“这是什么狗屎运！为什么这种地方会有老虎？！百兽之王不是应该呆在深山里乐悠悠的瞪着它的子民给他送吃的吗！”卷毛裂了。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVEvm5PfP6
“我怎么会知道！还有你看的那是【太郎学字】里的童话故事吧，没有哪个百兽之王是这个样45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkhht092op
子的！”假发抱紧了怀里的毛球颤声吐槽。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfnLhWkKnX
“够了你们两个！”紫毛低声呵斥，“你们除了吐槽之外人生都是苍白的吗？” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdHUhWFVKu
“矮子杉你要体会命不久矣这种不甘的心情啊，小爷我啊，该吐的时候……绝对不会手软的！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgAHlBHAQc
“银时！！！”假发大吼。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFnsY2KcIb
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瞳孔缩小如针，卷毛反手拔剑，剑锋寒光凌冽，幽冷决绝，带着绝对的杀意，斩下！ 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl9jakfjAn
剑锋没入肉体，却是挥在国王抬起的前爪上，国王吃痛眯眼，瞬间亮出另一个肉垫下的爪子对着卷毛拍去。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9aJNv0ynd
风声尖厉。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb25jCYoNW
卷毛只来得及勉强抬手挡住，身体不受控制的飞出，砸进深厚的枯叶里。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiTPfHQByX
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“银时！”紫毛四顾，试图寻找什么可以充当武器的东西。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6MD4CrhF1
“跑啊！”卷毛应接不暇，只来得及吼出这么一声。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ688k0VF8fE
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国王飞身扑过来，卷毛挥剑，却被一口咬住把柄，他脚下一滑，仰面摔下。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kZjLW6Ph9
腥臭的味道扑面而来，从未如此的接近过死亡。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD5AA3frry
卷毛一下子记起纷繁的过往。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAbvG4xtAU
干涸的黑红，萎缩的肢体，烧起来的黄昏，还有无穷无尽的红色。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hVd8rx5aE
麻木的脸，没完没了的望着天。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50pyUy2syf
迟缓的，绝望的，警醒的，恐惧的，走马灯一样不停的回放。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgBxCMPQjK
一遍又一遍。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5GS8TNWDh
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“呔——————————————！！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF3gHVsvfJ
银色的头发蓦地燃烧起来，那孩子齿关紧扣，青筋暴动，通红的眼睛几乎流下血来。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTEwlUIxta
明明还是细细的胳膊，却渐渐把国王厚重利爪抵了回去。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsqIs2WEdF
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“银时！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0S1xayHkJ
“放开他你这畜生！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEBxoCRMHe
左右两声怒喝飚出，假发紫毛人手举着破祠堂边倒下来的砖墙，照着国王的脑袋狠命敲下。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OS8TAkTRh
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“嗷——————————！！！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFg8oEXlk5
国王侧身摔下，怒吼声震天动地。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygpaH6sH3G
两个小鬼扔了砖墙去扶卷毛。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZTf1hCDAP
“还站得起来吗？”紫毛问。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXECTPOthp
“啊……”卷毛捂着刚刚被拍到的左手，蜿蜒的血迹染红了另两只的眼睛。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUF6QxQbgm
“快走！趁它还没恢复！”假发难得的正经了一回，迈开的脚才跨出一步，却再也跨不出第二步。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMcB9ZHyST
因为疼痛而发狂的吊睛大虎已经朝他们发出愤怒的低吼。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJCz3AT3kl
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“……你说，老师会过多久发现我们的尸体？”卷毛轻轻地问。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbiUZhjxFq
“闭嘴。”紫毛面无表情。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf8afBqLd5
“嘿……说起来都是假发的错，叫你对肉球念念不忘才把我们都搭进来。下辈子给大爷我做牛做马吧，怎么样？” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAjy50I5yQ
“提出来这里的人是你吧？”假发瞥一眼卷毛头上的枯叶，不禁也笑了，“喂，大人不计小人过，下辈子给我做牛做马吧。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8hXxMQs18
“滚你丫的。”卷毛空出一只手敲打假发的头。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEaQlxYmtO
“……”紫毛空出两只手敲打另两只的头。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg6rq9olVM
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“咪……”微小的声音从三只的脚底传来。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBxIYpcn1c
三只低头，小猫在假发的脚踝处蹭了两蹭，朝对面小小的“喵”了一声。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi21FcIRkih
“吼…………”对面发出不满的吼声。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tJD6qpfMF
“咪……”这边声音微弱。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIDUM1zsSs
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三只愣愣的望着猫虎对话。一时吐槽不能。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgldGC3bfL2
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毛球一瘸一拐的挪过去，在国王的前爪上蹭蹭，向上又“喵”了两声。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AFjDt7hGn
国王低头舔舐毛球的小脑袋，抬头看了三只一眼。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0aMn1gHPo
退去戾气，那黄金眼平和无波，国王带着毛球转身离去，优雅高贵。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXP4jxj45r
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三只愣了很久。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq86pCo3Vo1
卷毛喃喃问：“假发你……从哪挖来的小猫？” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTFeUI1oJl
假发奇怪地望了卷毛一眼：“你怎么知道我是挖来的？是一个洞穴哦，又大又深！” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU0eETRm9x
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松阳终于在睡前找到了失踪的假发。 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUgZh08WNG
他看着在村头树上假发无奈地笑了：“快下来吧小太郎。已经很晚了。” 45Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQZGoYK6qL
假发嗷呜一声嚎出来：“老师我被银时和晋助卡树上了——————！”