暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c55wScjwx
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3jDUFqZHt
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVNizUoDnN
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N84aD0w9d
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS99aYqcmjW
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg8MxA8qVO
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CmkXQ6BRN
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「你的座位？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡom3gZXjcGp
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36pXzCMCQu
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyadZlR0FsC
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnUe3BOLqb
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEceS1ZA6W
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ks0eXzfr8
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「哼！ 哼！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiH9jB2CCd
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiyFb0nAK2
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2STaGNoDuJ
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApArewbGN8
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKURkTUqw0
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNt1v30WzzB
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf4lvUt2zi
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3dhIwd2IR
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5uqk2UsMW
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVBAo8fOIk
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNXqKtpLV9
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這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkJLNdPqn5
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「大家知道嗎？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSFM1JvWPz
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPKmc3Lczk
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwnC0vwsHJ
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZcpRygh7N
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yFoFILnSP
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0rNGmFile
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmw0sRXqLC
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAufNHSafc
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM2CZmYMhG
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt9unjtMJs
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvN3AVlY3I
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVL7ndZvDHR
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRVLm4Rz0w
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1gozaKORu
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嘩！嘩！嘩！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAecmDuhAi
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjYWxeSybi
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbh0SPLmg5
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嗖！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgh8QtfJLc
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmG6QDYcDV
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「白薯同學。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofNEdlqa24
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqBZR7E8lf
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmZ0joubAQ
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCcGlbAlL5
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「正解！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHVyTf1dXU
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzoXK5ilbS
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ369LFDggYl
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWbi9GdwTm
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5E1P5l8eO9
白薯道。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjx99NJ3BXB
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQe2AwWnqp
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUoREFtOn8
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIy2KsU2ro
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdD0sFftpY
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「甚麼！？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4TlizhMGm
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUHAHZDXC5
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZ8SJrX2pi
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbSJfucsao
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「好！就這樣決定吧！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4taIn3mVvs
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTHa2ssNGl
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否極泰來！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxXuOH9eLN
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飛雲，機會來了！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHqdgSTqe0
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwspT6cRC6
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUVNdgGZkm
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNC1P99ZRjU
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwt48Dpr1Qq
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FZ00KHlEa
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbVXp8zw4q
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「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaoRRTxNGs
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9KCagF2If
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsK3Ig9XR1
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2OntR3QOU
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3MrUTGGI9
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我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBDQH1iCz5
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRng6Vh184x
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嗖！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJli22dXPPB
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d4Bu1EF1g
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7GoSkg7Xo
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這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。691Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGobsz7KLdg
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