The GREAT Blog Of Rants - POP GOES THE WEASEL-AND DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!!

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When someone doesn't smile at you.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRg4QBKK4L

When that person smiles at someone good looking and then they see someone ugly and don't smile at them. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvX6iQoXBnr

Like, what's the difference?742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VZQ9EvKmz

There IS a big difference.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuheoOc9cIu

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Let me state an example. Today I was at the doctors. I saw this cute as kid playing in the toy section and when he looked at me, I smiled. And then I saw some ugly as kid-no offence to all ugly kids- and he looked at me and I smiled at him too. Because you know, I feel guilty if I don't. I mean, it's not the kid's fault his parents are ugly motherfathers. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDlwjjj22F

But still, when someone looks at you, you SMILE. It's a sign of kindness.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VsBBPTNS6

Unless they're creeps and they smile at you, then don't.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBMNC5pFW8

Or unless they're creeps walking by and staring at you. Don't smile.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNqVCUog5M

Or unless-the worst of the worst- there's a teacher walking by and they're staring at you with the expectation of smile, and they keep staring and staring and all you want to do is ---742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjhbVDDN2u

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It's currently 1:24 in the morning and my brother is asleep on a mattress next to me-because that's what happens when guests sleep over at your place, you become roomless-ANYWAY, he just started saying "ouch" in his sleep and I woke him up and I said, "what's wrong? What happened?"742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCbcSLVWRu

And he goes, "it popped." 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNaQtwH9Ke

And I thought he was talking about his ear. So I said, "what?"742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dP3yHkSyA

And he goes "the balloon."742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3lKoLF52X

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And he's like, "the balloon. with water. It popped and hurt me."742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuL3C6IkZ8

And I'm just like the f**k?742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz1HMiBloW

And then I start thinking about that scary song "pop goes the weasel" and I start mentally freaking out. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIuRtgWQjk

And then my brother moves-he's asleep again-and lifts his arm to cover his face and then I move it back down to his stomach. But it moves back up. And I move it down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. UP. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDXPGaOXOg

And that's all. Just felt like saying this because it's f*****g freaky. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBqxltOP5d

Like come on...the boy is probably dreaming about balloons, which leads to parties, which leads to birthday parties, which leads to little kids, which leads to games, which leads to fun, which leads to funny, which leads to clowns. F****n clowns. *cue the intense shivering* 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EqP9GMSJh

Anyway, what was I talking about before the interruption? 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiguZyqjbCe

Oh yes, smile.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OUepgnEJG

As I was saying, SMILE because it's healthy.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgIPo7YZUe

SMILE because you're happy-even if you're not, just fucken do it because I said so. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAMAQSdHRj

SMILE because you're beautiful.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDgLDQrpu4

SMILE because you're f****n hot.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIXrYqwWuG

SMILE for me. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Nu2KjagdI

SMILE for yourself. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1xKYtQS5e

And lastly, SMILE before you lose ALL your teeth. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQ42shw6xK

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Thank you for your time and patience. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S3e8IeHoi

And remember, SMILE... Even if you don't have teeth. 742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMRjTkWDC9

SMILE for those gums.742Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeMCQX4syc

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