咔——879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizvRdAAMc2
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NsImDEb5k
推門入到屋，我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼，換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRqVOADyK0
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1znbI1oz8
媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇，而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRXRJxnGcJ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmDnXIrKQq
見到我推門而入，兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMPspr7ZZi
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZqkuKq1P7
喂喂喂，應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TDzc7eobD
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygH0gFU0hR
「死衰仔，咁快番到黎？你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛！」未等我出口，媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVvxrbkju9
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6962dAQAs
大佬，我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZPLVbCAlG
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PE92oDj7A
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係，只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼，當我見到媽子好似定啲時：「唔係呀，佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n9I9VoaFP
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjEXd4Sjhh
我嘗試解釋道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76wEEblE1k
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfITcYblP8i
媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境，由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1BSFUrfYp
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCs1ZeILxEJ
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛，死蠢！生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅！」媽子埋怨道，同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKQNnF8M2B
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCacRDn0iKy
老豆扮聽唔到，繼續埋頭睇書。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlBkKwRCXs
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe31KHtClsW
「下次會架喇，你地兩個呢？唔係醉哂架咩？」我反問道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMHtGXADTS
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZBkF3Qiwe
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街，點解而家仲咁精神，點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D8SapLKM7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzioVdfcD9M
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡，睇黎我估得冇錯。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM46T7Lwzzk
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3drvzm4V2
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiawZMczbXI
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0iidxzyGm
「呀仔，新年快樂呀！」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCB4OWbCjB
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvPvFsilVb
「老豆，新年快樂．．．？」我自然反應咁答道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXNRnw7WtF
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxAQdrasdC
「唉～眼訓，入去抖下先～」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊，唔等我問出口，直接轉身離開．．．879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUybscBivq
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJCWHW9g5T
「算，我都入房，冇眼睇你！」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我，搖搖頭就入左房。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0FFIeBfS0
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45Om0LA6Jc
「．．．」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvZRkxAzaE
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVNVOrUZpy
算！沖個涼訓覺，唔理你地。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmfOCR8Rmu
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliMAJNBVi8
我今日真係好開心呀，我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐，係咪呀，哈姆太郎～
咔——879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U5K6Af1rV
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa06E7po1Ef
推門入屋後，細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野，未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年，讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2km1zdMflN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3Ent8PAYS
「家姐，收工番黎喇？新年快樂！」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgBnbfC4wd
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ857SPb6coy
對於窮苦人家黎講，有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受，細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhFWsY9Csi
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡclIwS6zfU9
「小雅番黎喇．．．咳——咳———」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWEQBPo9RR
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqIH42NXFs
「媽，你咁夜都唔訓，病未好番哂呀？琪琪你又係嘅，唔叫媽咪去休息下！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTKIPrEwE9
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafBc13SmGE
「唔係呀，係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅！」妹妹琪琪申冤。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3Q5ysu8mX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHsN1Dc3I9
「新年嘛，緊係點都要一家人一齊，本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxJKljg5L5
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLYAhco7mD
「得喇，我去整啲湯圓先，琪琪你留肚呀！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBqvu7NZkm
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkRgK48DnR
「得喇，我多多都食得落！」琪琪應道，的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulFCMHEBqo
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9a7n79tXv
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內，打開電磁爐準備煮食時，細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoRfPjDZ1G
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkl6WmnQShY
「係喇，家姐你咩事咁開心，番工番到笑笑口都有？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7lZgLzCTU
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWa94E5y8c
我個樣似好開心咩？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ13qHOWG6E
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Fxr4KrHo3
「有男朋友喇？」琪琪露出奸笑。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpFYfNlUJz
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8YhChleNs
「你再講呢，唔同你買新衫架喇！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYu7hC6Us2
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATmWash9ol
「喂喂喂，唔好呀！」一聽到可以有新衫，唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫，琪琪即刻敗退。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8uTZYF1pV
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9Cq9moXHL
但係見到家姐滿臉春光，琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgA1uydXRtm
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAUmeh4Oin
「上次個哥哥？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jk8Gg08Yk
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQXAluHbE6
「都話左冇囉！係都唔會係佢！」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人，我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhMarQiUhg
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwJzHyqF0W
「下，但我覺得佢幾好呀，係喇！下晝佢先黎過探我地！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWbVeAE6mL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwbd0SkLCR
聽到呢個消息之後，我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYMncZbs3W
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJPmA8NUAV
越黎越過份喇你．．．879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Gl4FuzM6w
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBEOgeL1ro
姓趙嘅。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD852E5W6d7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCyXesmkdd
「都話左佢唔係我男朋友，記住下次唔好再理佢，唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道，我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNkILf57d5
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUnZwQxoOZ
「哦．．．」見到我呢個表情，琪琪點點頭，唔敢再多聲氣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Pu4ORP90U
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HSTiXgW9t
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879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe1PK4WleS
沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhybAI5fWvI
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA97DO0WPr
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我，今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne2cuFuh1H
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzcuNQmrnd
點解呢？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79lMWkxgya
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvZ8mBwHMG
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8aVBrYW10
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKStYmuotP
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIYDBMR6sN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dlLuWvHRa
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNxn4PFJvN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlK727UxLno
開左床頭燈，我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUEkNtd4gT
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgG9JKQ9js
書枱後嘅牆上，五年前同五年後，差別好大。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpYEVqrJsD
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCsFsoy0qP
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNayXFLFy6N
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvx8GQA2Wz6
其實我都知道點解。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5TDGMBEra
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxwKCKQmj2
可惜身為懦夫嘅我，明明知道，但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW0Yi3mAxl
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ueEPKjO5x
唔知道，你最近過成點呢？
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中，突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUp9kkdl8j
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC9fWz1Hnt
我望一望係ig嘅notification，分身收到一則訊息。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIDqs7WRm7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfu6dfASYI
tiffanynoname_214：我番到喇！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vDX2DU2uf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ByAduyXqD
nooneremember：乜咁耐嘅？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCGRm7E7IN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzloAjpsvJJ
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站，連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊，佢點解而家先番到屋企？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAAOIuHXlM
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiY5ik7rWJ8
tiffanynoname_214：岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼，一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpGHM0dGr7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ9zRg0wR4
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GBO9KiIaV
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX11thBoESD
nooneremember：唔將我當一回事喇家陣～879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKkk1mUQcH
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hbrEnaIE1
tiffanynoname_214：好多野唔係要靠講架嘛，在心中阿！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXY9L2hjty
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwDlqKwlVh
nooneremember：我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真，因住食食食，食到變隻豬呀！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz15IEUDijl
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTqDClVhzL
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rFVTFP5LP
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo9Q5GM73O
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖，「不能吃太胖喔，會被殺掉的！」。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq75IL8yE7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBttGSszuYG
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpostIwA1Cq
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteCIrlMVmc
tiffanynoname_214：新年流流，唔準死死聲！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqQhlikcTI
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2ZO5zONPO
呢個人真係唔識情趣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bFzucQ7rX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2InKzeSPkN
tiffanynoname_214：就黎一點架喇，我準備訓喇。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7kouqZxbB
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaxMpOXDT0
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩，我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yUxrowmxx
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzEwRqkG2g
tiffanynoname_214：拿，唔好太夜訓呀，早睡早起先會身體好架。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC7KvQzCII
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cTnJcUpqJ
呢個時候，Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁，居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5NeJ2Om9A
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArx0oHZEWx
nooneremember：得喇得喇，知道喇！你眼訓就早啲休息！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymte63BmO7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnyCGQIUeA
tiffanynoname_214：咁我真係去訓架喇。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLKFlZ8ClT
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEjRAZPRyN
nooneremember：得喇，你就黎變做我呀媽架喇！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFxK9hIKZQ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuk2X5h1m6
雖然Tiffany好噚氣，但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感，仲有啲沾沾自喜。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnceT4c16o
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQLmvKEske
tiffanynoname_214：好似auntie咁都幾好呀，有uncle錫住。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs8KR6SFgR
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgBuwIjzDe
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2sRcDOe6D
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0ngJnevYJ
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣，呢啲女人好恐怖！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtquiqvvnSZ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08XOfWUpdF
我同你地講，我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝！！！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOs0muZKmvG
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURwPs4dbzb
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲，都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架，因為俾著佢地有氣有力，真係全世界都係女人話事了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXVsrVIQrr
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNi7HoyLMP
我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明，係唔會———879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCZR5UcLKf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBwHrLQqKd
tiffanynoname_214：做乜已讀唔回！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThWJ547FqX
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而話要訓嘅我，其實都未可以咁快入到眠，唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁，或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZqjNZj0Mf
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