Here is the list so far... I've got more, don't worry. I may or may not add more to this, idk yet. oh, and this is all just from the past two months, by the way. and most of these are things my teacher said. enjoy :)
- i'm a hungry hungry hippo349Please respect copyright.PENANAESS8akxorP
- iPhones are SEXY349Please respect copyright.PENANAlmTKpjI9nj
- let's go get electrocuted, let's go!349Please respect copyright.PENANATbYe1ZnifD
- YOU LIE349Please respect copyright.PENANAJSbLqNJ9ox
- I threw away my air pods with my Goldfish bag349Please respect copyright.PENANA8bNjgAMa0r
- Take cocaine, for example. Wait, no, don't take cocaine. 349Please respect copyright.PENANAa8sS1iz2n5
- LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME LISTEN TO ME 349Please respect copyright.PENANAWYZYEYhO4k
- dump them. true love does not exist. dump them.349Please respect copyright.PENANAz8LOCDXxPR
- Character development is only possible through murder.349Please respect copyright.PENANAhfQ2eoZAK6
- Andrew Tate, that dude from Romania349Please respect copyright.PENANAQz8Mw6IcDj
- eat the sausage you're given, you huge box of tools349Please respect copyright.PENANA4nmUywR5H6
- just so we're clear, this is a hot mess349Please respect copyright.PENANALhSVdbNC9s
- you're not wrong, but I want you to be more correct349Please respect copyright.PENANAf9JuxLIUFe
- i like the *bling* *bling*349Please respect copyright.PENANA0JVtAeVi0p
- hashtag accessorize349Please respect copyright.PENANAZq0n5AeBfq
- Canadian ketchup juice!!!349Please respect copyright.PENANAGdp4PAptaa
- it looks like whoserface... from that movie!349Please respect copyright.PENANAyLl6elvTNP
- wake up, dopey, your foot is on fire!349Please respect copyright.PENANAvojOCxJWc2
- you gotta keep breathing or else you cant play subway surfer anymore349Please respect copyright.PENANAsAYD2YqJsN
- we're done here, you butcher.349Please respect copyright.PENANAyXr8BGpGbG
- i'm not wearing socks, these are SKIN349Please respect copyright.PENANAgZUIpC2zAS
- kids are weird when you catch them in the wild...349Please respect copyright.PENANABVTfqFXEeI
- look on the bright side: now your house is just a pile of pull-up bars349Please respect copyright.PENANATgDVnuSkxP
- sometimes axes come in handy. especially when dealing with small children.349Please respect copyright.PENANA1d3ahijbIu
AND LASTLY...
kid 1: you wanna go bungee jumping? 349Please respect copyright.PENANAdOxrpIAK1T
kid 2: sure. 349Please respect copyright.PENANAQbrGk3XbrT
kid 1: i don't have any ropes tho. 349Please respect copyright.PENANARpZfMjjo5E
kid 2: ... sure.349Please respect copyright.PENANAZLS38Ge89D