從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJs3JqkFlN5
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ980Xjwsv
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk4YuiafrR
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksqNqsbXqx
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQhEfjhQNb
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGX3y9152p
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNCAWk0n9V
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplg2aSfQfT
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFwF56zS09
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8Ni4NgtSY
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ3uWImb2h
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cv5OkJwHd
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxJmY8NUkQ
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耳機插頭默默伸長。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJoymxPyVM
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpqH8P8cij
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電電，卒。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4t1xKbN4h
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgvj6NGCzh
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“？？？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiiOyZC7Ym
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncSAWM9M18
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“上鳴！！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx8taSFh3b
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4SBqdlcud
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQ3wcxmLTt
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6ve8BW762
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“我們？！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTYhEi9Eoa
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小姐姐震驚了。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlE2isFMGWj
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWGK1Xs9s1
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVxoO6TSQ4
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5wrq1wEbe
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeZflIIncL
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdktHXMVAap
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來日方長。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6Vel4neKo
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他們還有很長很長的時間。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1sJZsbAts
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD64oFnQPex
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjlXNoh2aF
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXYjb2jkRR
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耳郎︰“……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf1CABPRXo
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摔！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhtxIJgr28
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUd4jUfEToe
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ibuniedeh
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSUXbF7BsR
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUP28NMazDH
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“……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YisVdNmXA
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYq7bGvws6
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqz5M9d9fE
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“……”迷之微笑。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5ygVjM01x
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“ 擦。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LMfApjjAN
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgqxYhzRmy
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CSM6Obij0
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmthoCnbhzA
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也是非常頑強了……440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGKjCeOnDl
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T5KFnjrCH
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“哇啊啊啊！！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4pvdtg5Lk
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aF7OMXjgp
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0f7MbbWxM
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM6WqK5KQY
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zLh0fPBHv
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiaFxdUzMv
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc79pVgsaU4
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjz5ffoETC
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgycCHbWzh
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQllqEMP3C
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMnbG8wI32
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3tDpsaxAY
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7o3F3nFsW
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvglqeU7Un7
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想！都！別！想！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wcTRXmi1J
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RAxIujb1D
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aRcxjrFLg
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嗯？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrzqwi5b8Q
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlljItHQz40
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD5IXFzCjP
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiVNPGEPnn
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2WfjZsKxn
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yqzr1NdqK
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP48BsNVyLe
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我一個都不想選！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeeiQ7Gtal
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBRnT9npkz
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSWcOIh71F
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHollCyWpH
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“不，我不要！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqlyekM6we
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“快點。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIToaMpJfL
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxpQyrFiQi
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“少廢話。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKAietuSfC
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA47hSwPPE1
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHSMxhOKyv
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“想……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgBcx5p9RQ
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmxf05bsUB
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最討厭停電了！！！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEN6KXl5S3
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明天就去投訴物業！！！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiv6BN1dYT
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbOTX9WC42
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXjEu4gd2M
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七點。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5si1LIQx46
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq1PIb4Uzn
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnrbcirLlf
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevDTs7D0kq
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwqgkhChQ9
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“是嗎？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrc1PQGdYKZ
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8afxg98qa
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyUkCEE5M7
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ57K8AEqI5i
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtoQm46432
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBsCjiQX5A
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiBONzkHQO
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鎭？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIBLUPOPeO
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耳郎扶額︰“……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2qlphhy9f
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真是沒眼看了。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAMCtZpF2o
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDYfvKTojO
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNunEN5F0X
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08UtMyn5aj
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrS3de0n9KO
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqbgpAlxTV
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVfhXoQ4q1
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxnG24Y03a
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBYpnM2DMC
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtSlCpfXzm
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“喂！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3rBiDoNPN
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChrX5TksYt
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3X5hZzA2R
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYOOwBuLQH
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWNdvf2AQa
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9nbDtZgpn
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uLrRQrmOU
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrew2ycid0
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上耳︰“……”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fP0XB2MEs
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這幫家伙真不客氣。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpBz5sNnHQ
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvV4irrCyrY
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozQ4p86Hpu
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzhqEy0TIm
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVotgx2FZx
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJeE5nhQci
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UbZfzFeFX
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMOCnkZlk7
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBduAChfyQP
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0juulSrE0p
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR3avK4ytE
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDI2r4Cg50
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1TbBgVNp2
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwNrwSCKxv
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眾︰“……？”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMoI3FZsK9
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijSOE3pYRM
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLe6IQSD0u
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“我樂意寵她。”440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA23XAsUxlr
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你們管得著嗎？440Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MItEedskr
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