【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vKlpA3hp5
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg36H5jpiEY
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrRhWoH97g
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tdKJPtYCu
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDalQxhHu6E
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1OQNrmgrs
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6fHRWR16D
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd5tRasj0x
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyw5HpmA5F0
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhT9YzTZ7n
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvyUtnW90O
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都快大學畢業了還小？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCZZ0KftN4
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIv40BTBom
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0QmYCdiCd
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbFPsy2fuy
席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwTEzohPkZ
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeBNGrtCSG
——分手收場！湊CP失敗！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEuGhVRENa
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQUCBOtym6
結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3ycwb8efh
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【艾登x凌小兔】589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwXsYp3H2l
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBQXXDoixq
「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXKxj7sHrz
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wqmvri5JP
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVw1AyzpEq
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKdoNYd028
一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrQ2mpyXoS
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Zfp4XZPKf
「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVkRgwzy46
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小兔QAQ589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq2HldKunY
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn5g7EGZUA
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkwk2ZxVfs
「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIcenKCjju
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8uNnT5GYJ
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlPnLyF3zj
結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ifUeE9spN
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qD6n5VjXs
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【艾登x泰特斯】589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYNlExOqhq
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cNEvkf3mN
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cOPi5x1CV
艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyet0ubInRt
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjgBl7TWb3
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VxqUCPFLm
艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7GifsROTE
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKGvNrtUmD
泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjfGQyq9x5
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcwGOoitr6
艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDoOdfqfuL
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZTBESiiHo
泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXdIcB5F4x
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObKcwMAveO
艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxj0JhGhKoQ
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4nlVTxUKP
兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuJJlTcQRi
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeLaq4T4Og
「泰——我愛你！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQX3Hyeljt
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS32b8fCDVx
艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz0d1rjDci
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYoCjR1zGc
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KuzUbUsuX
泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzlIDNGak6
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「……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVggqkMGPGI
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgz5qmv3yz
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSusby0R5bc
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【付墨x貝兒】589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0KDllVvN6
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6IINTUFpW
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggZMdsnrbF
貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwBoxikrHm
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBaklJcWyc
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMekAuguZ6
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIe8J44bhm
「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡare8rbo1Ts
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEigzay37QE
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJldU74AcJE
隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RLLzBPFmS
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfSDHO46S7
貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTBGy6KpCk
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡID3VkpfTyx
付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCN2vA2g1u
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXOpch0wHa
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJlc7vKDci
囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS92ReKm94P
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUZvWx9nUH
付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aniMs2mMW
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUonj7KE0a
貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDqjuqVA3v
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XF3NJnJPs
付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCkRL44aZ6
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM20bTci1Ma
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jtoVzKXCD
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3SHVQJ1JM
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「……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4sBysHRWO
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSrfvVJRuO
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEJHjrA5HH
付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NHsZbkOjt
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXkiC2YLEh
貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VKKveO3LL
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZfKBqG7V4
付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHs5P1oZ8u
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfatHQqTHw4
貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2mANhLszw
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U1OVcyABq
傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAggpBnBHH
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa72wP11Dp
付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwcYsZkx3i
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzC0g72gU4
「我哥說……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnt98cyNAJQ
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2oyqCig6n
付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULrxZnBWjz
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25XsBgg1UA
於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJgEdDJDNI
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「……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEz7SBqLTx
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9c8LTao30
——結局同一（抹臉589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpIn5jiRyx
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKCPMhiLPH
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【艾登x貝兒】589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSICPLNjkye
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「小貝兒——」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vRJMJNkVu
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCvI1JTHfQ
某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFCFQDQP0p
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXe7F1MdNz
「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54vdwJYrus
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOnaUZ29BM
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dKyoycGSf
於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssdluDjHiv
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXS5IWhNwb
「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyqALygFnU
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCHSaK6cpw
「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOWgT9DFBu
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECMbNtaGcN
589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHA3BL70dA
「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxjAPLNOD6
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艾登：「……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7uqyQc84u
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli62oesUO7
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vt1EVoOlP
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO8wRqmPt5
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytMY47tvXk
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtFfEHgo3A
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艾登：「……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBCDyfpfQk
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLvUPDQMwh
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBV39zh3PA
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkyXrBigm4
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShlnBWn63K
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG38G6nRPy
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艾登：「……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAEA1Lbmx9
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhMWy6ZiLQ
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVh3l6zS4G
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsKb1E1f3Q
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3v4Qiytoo
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGyfcGXSm7
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4ke6FzFJM
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zdyY82wCS
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艾登：「……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhJrEjXSMP
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y1YvNeAq4
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINxOGYxgYI
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【艾登x汪一全】589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVTf0DSDJZ
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9tkwlfnIn
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvW6gICXUi
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCTE0zm0K7
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW7DA6drLy
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全叔氣絕。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3TdOR9EuD
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBvRERGsvi
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDseeIkew6
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【席倫x貝兒】589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOUAuRbw68
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4GJPDVjUy
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倫：「……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmdngC8wT0
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貝：「……」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBN00BCNVaB
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3O7lQul7h8
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBLJBm2bBm
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6U4kDh2oi
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Happy New Year！589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9R10LU1hM
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aSkca00Gk
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbiUWj1771N
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃589Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvf2skgSAZC
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