作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QNyJa3vmt先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88veU1ooVe
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2APgyiZ4jW
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSbNAYIoLR
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbQ0AW1zN0
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyQHlk4A1f
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp5XxlHTO5
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2B7czmbpB
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaYlj2TTLw
好讀書，不求甚解；1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg424AJ04Ok
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls0uZBdEo4
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSZ2kb1UMd
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAO0qv7hYP
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJAwpu2gIE
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifQXo3GaQ5
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7XHvF6ic1
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETbs7bcg8f
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sFiLeSndi
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRdw8WZfJg
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1e00nDUtY
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInPbzRSk5y
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulLalHo2qB
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTs1ySRCVa
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYcbzcXAMf
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AX6ojX5Rt
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKukicqND6
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHFaXs5Msa
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQVAHncX1d
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVutR0sIqS
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgy8TSyFcX
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XQw4r1vmz
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6zh2z75rP
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSejNgNgo3
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaoZEk7scj
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklweDscRlL
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlEIx0TvKY
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcpSdMtl0S
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuopItbCbXA
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOanZ8XRV5D
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBPzWtpvME
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7YM2CQNP8
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYjvB4nCI4
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEVLJfIDlJ
1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuvbUIKewi
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjO7kT5sK6
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRxvVEdrv4
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1082Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLt2a2zxtH
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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