作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegFZ5HDJYL先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtYIFQzSDn
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzApIbXVfy
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVzOPlK85K
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmMwBDzRje
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukJmTKQ4qX
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyesfjFf0O
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好讀書，不求甚解；1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdQnvmPOuE
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoADldZWWo
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2uJtRVUF9
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIg8S5x4GqR
1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4HCeasXxI
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZa4ijp2G8
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhYsKOXZkK
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uO5V2bYwA
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM7oUD9l9e
1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BEDmsmrgu
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCabxM1pyxr
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2Q8rvLdIh
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1tIje70CU
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCH3CeeAFIq
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0mDJDxjIn
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbBZaxhFxq
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFCCjCFxAc
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lpXgotTkJ
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKHEA9Iljm
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbqtdx7vtt
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlpyCGxvWC
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUWYBv8S27
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnX7Mwr4pp3
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnQ3ZAHavj
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbczT3Kbbo
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHnQOIsQzf
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHGdukzEnE
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAO3h8ROIY
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1029Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2WI6XYK2U
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
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