古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,290Please respect copyright.PENANAFUgaGfQtN7
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。290Please respect copyright.PENANAz6lc3TeX3V
於是貼出徵婚啟事:290Please respect copyright.PENANAWQNFTL6NGD
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。290Please respect copyright.PENANA7SYylJ1gqt
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,290Please respect copyright.PENANA1Vzce0MmKF
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,290Please respect copyright.PENANAo8fPLbMyJ8
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,290Please respect copyright.PENANARlvWQPFmeC
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,290Please respect copyright.PENANAk0SyWewyvO
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,290Please respect copyright.PENANAlh4Nb2Zi9I
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,290Please respect copyright.PENANADxhZUKHUye
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,290Please respect copyright.PENANAJLU5hB5yHM
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,290Please respect copyright.PENANAMw4XSfK9Q6
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。290Please respect copyright.PENANAwpsttDFzYP
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,290Please respect copyright.PENANAYVFSgMYjvt
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:290Please respect copyright.PENANAfUk2fScAhh
可喜我文質彬彬。290Please respect copyright.PENANAfjB7bR2HCL
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!290Please respect copyright.PENANAVIWvwAzQVR
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,290Please respect copyright.PENANAaLgai2TKTg
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:290Please respect copyright.PENANAB9ZxeiQLIV
可喜我文質彬彬。290Please respect copyright.PENANAvyTENLltXY
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!290Please respect copyright.PENANAQQu1H8xwi4
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,290Please respect copyright.PENANA9VYKb4K76k
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,290Please respect copyright.PENANAMo6qHnBzKs
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!290Please respect copyright.PENANAzsA1n4dPzX
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,290Please respect copyright.PENANAFtf3zgngrv
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,290Please respect copyright.PENANAOxCS1R0wrf
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:290Please respect copyright.PENANACtATtt7pHK
可喜我文質彬彬。290Please respect copyright.PENANAGk9V2R5xPv
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!290Please respect copyright.PENANAnAtuYC7lWJ
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!290Please respect copyright.PENANAfTUoqYY5iy
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。290Please respect copyright.PENANAjMZOkvv2GP
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。290Please respect copyright.PENANAmpsliU18Ar
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。290Please respect copyright.PENANAsLuGe20pGz
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