作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36MlCSrfqd北冥有魚，其名為鯤。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uMLhbmQ5J
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYZZeW4yOM
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZkzdt4OSu
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz5ZqmlOsa
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNHqM8Ftuz
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwuj4xv5zT
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4iAqbruHn
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk2OipW4zO
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNxa43Vh0p
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVujqY3K66
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqe64EnaVoF
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJJbOBaPD8
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjq8zxkQhP
南冥者，天池也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1Pn3PGEZA
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVEXPSE9Sq
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL10cFCTUz
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX1wuSkhsy
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgmQTN5K3m
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKzb0gkeT0
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI83gW5MgIQ
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1uRZKsaHT
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHWqddkdkm
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgItyb5Vps5
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXOEECPVFV
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeo6EqPXuO
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9I15X5HKm
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmxKdCuslB
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqVRe8DDlv
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywi7B7goD2
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6I06uVXA2
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6hIj1SyqP
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb231LGw6sn
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g5KDSefhQ
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwTqj5Fhmt
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxd7lLZKcv
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotlYw7sn7S
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQYq9kYohm
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvC2nS85Jh
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGACqJEtXfd
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwVi4N16Qn
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnxP4zDG2F
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo575KHCdQY
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7giiSbO2L
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbLZFunzjs
適百里者，宿舂糧，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08MsSiIuXO
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AMaw2VVWT
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHLeEMzl4p
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEfcMbHN7l
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4OjNhi7em
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvX08weUgd
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKrPMO60pM
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ422kLKGH3l
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡof6u8F7lUE
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanGd7Km2j0
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdnny5Gy0v
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m4SxSCqq0
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTo103tfUS
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKHWxgbGAQ
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湯之問棘也是已：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GMLqlFd9U
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U0crpEl96
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRxD7aHrG8
窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡataqUJK11U
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1df3hpoxA
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoVx0qXDUK
有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm93oDf8FwL
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4J1tCmw98
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnnV7lWRVF
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36lQxOFJFl
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BpyRlNwh5
背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIALqtBSVwK
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgD21kW9lF
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQDkTZSIP7
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzaJuVnWYk
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb7yGqkLQ2
斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H37O3giMb
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmBJtAuiUp
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuDdgqMEyX
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SIS88m2hZ
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9iZ6klUIJN
翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLycNuhrQcX
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrHoXG3AWf
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此大小之辯也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g8cBpKJvV
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVA4PkMkcw
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzijYOfZTA
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzHBr1v6Us
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIipNDOCrm
德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvkzelCbB1
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEys1x73V0z
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYClzt8424
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHh1ouBm1MA
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnY5x7a5oDv
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlWn4GSOZi
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTGo6JbozV
定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4mtX9PhyO
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5r8wuhHel
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybxqidAwe7
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lZtxdjBbz
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsONxa6Gey
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnmC8GyAeJ
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX76lRFJRD
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolc95k3WHD
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckRXWKuXIx
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKjjWduEW3
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdvH1McSYb
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvUvJuU1hz
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiI2gJ1FsQ
夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURlza3MkDK
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhxs7IeUWi
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Y8UtgIiFa
故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ijLHxK7X5
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGHt2SlKOx
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733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TvJHNjOvV
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa7XFhCtnU
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVewjk2wXRf
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXHQMQDM5w
「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCqGZ2cdgC
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzblyRljoR
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdrTIW6LEQ
時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFvYejoCyp
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMXybx1sUy
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqDLcRhcMZ
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMLWYjoXPY
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wXQyHTmM4
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaiy3GTB5E
吾自視缺然。請致天下。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGnuhSMuae
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb7gqR0OJB
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FTVRCF7mQ
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7m3T5I2gh7
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1cMrbekGe
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFeqoWuC0D
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM8oeELQAD
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4lVkpZslG
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxjcEfC6GG
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzvxFOvKNl
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY9EzB0YlR
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFli5z38rv
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnhJrywHCX
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZsFmybR0E
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOHxv05Fu8
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZshuoJa259
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIg7c8uR1T
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJWWSecQOe
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1aCSwW437
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoMkYqWdb3
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqwTSpjhZr
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4LAPoFyOl
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIdpbubdKz
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQXkzFf3I0
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVfJ9cKdC2
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Am4f4IGKt
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxl7bGrUUl4
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvyqGToqSP
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEr370G5EA
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE73m7z0Rzq
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchKUEjmasW
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwy9Twred8
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6PU3crJ5I
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRTvauebO4
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yXfNJMW84
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhu9ycBKR1
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrzI6Tar8N
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yC3WAoj13
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzXCK0pSG0
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF311DjUAh
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIA2UQ14nMF
不食五谷，吸風飲露；733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDCbIMAbdi
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IQ3Kuwhxf
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKtkebXAYq
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzewheGmfER
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72qAsSuLuQ
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgeJ9pqyKB
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5dZw6FgUO
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHaE0lUX7b
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVBiHL0V9L
吾以是狂而不信也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfNR2j65KN
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDlvi2omoG
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWJWPoZZpy
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyzHufdVUM
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEZ2qtFMCw
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1FAosFJoC
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gXqif7JAf
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOaNPh5PNu
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VBIpuMPst
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QxwWQHsg9
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVXu2GD7Cn
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJKTTlQQoP
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUtUi19Orv
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuheuQwqvla
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoEGfyB59W
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbccarCxbLT
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI8WisBA6V
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd9grp6I5B
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcNZjAMeDT
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoPdrhTOBc
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdgpGDv7t2
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJzlwhkyVE
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyAYZXsOiv
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv29o2muHK
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ljHZXpjn7
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa31GRPGQ9v
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUqi1EdLXX
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnYfwEzzbu
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzyrwMfAVr
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTnylCgVgr
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOoNlPu9vv
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROyHfm16x9
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64I28rAQaD
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3efRPkZIP
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaoBC2NXfX
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fhCcd5Vje
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYiCUV9psC
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL7fSqPauX
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwb1dxnuwwl
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG34DjZh52
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMZE4wKBgh
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa4iA4QWWy
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGm2H8QCG5a
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl0GaANbQf
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3LYwYoNA2
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyKODw11J1
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO465bydSbP
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl70lxNMlAU
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrHtGbqnBR
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzZRnnFhzS
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNQioCiVx9
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSnRWsWu4v
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhNpMKlxHc
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0KC984NXJ
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVhikQxIkQ
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hbb0GKKJU
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl8rLHrWru
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQ6gsVs6GY
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJwbO3SGxy
客聞之，請買其方百金。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTUIESuDNU
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jVHKo0gG0
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2aVZ3pDTw
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjB39Z1jej
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUDiTgneff
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpYMLsD1AJ
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjRlTa8lk3
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgK8QE6j4FW
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHIgFi6ytX
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1t6H1GMe1
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpkPairhHz
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLzbJU3msu
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2Sjdo9weT
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2cRxLMb5i
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtzfR9jPxE
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWtOnk02M9
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LkXes5024
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33O7smVVJS
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXBccLqT7H
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvOH204AbS
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKKqtctzJy
而憂其瓠落無所容？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NcySk2RJ3
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvOLEYcOTP
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu3I9u10KR
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFw30ZC8U1D
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FxXui4MzR
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg88keFvuqD
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLWoPRO54S
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk0NwylbQj
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlYugZEJyw
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOFTUO3DGj
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL2nnrqdZs
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AIn972RMJ
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz36WTYIZb
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuHltkz7Jb
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAR2WwcUAt
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfVonTwCj8
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb08BuuiOX
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAkoyhy0Sz
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTMnFAXHTH
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXl9GACeCA
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgqXROAdN0
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cVAWcBQAP
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfDUie58Ag
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufwwu53Ofq
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mJay3KrRz
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF11XMMFazk
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0aF9K9YIc
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY4uEisVqu
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9gGbIHfpK
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQfUmwmbh3
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADrno0kTFF
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOaDfxu8NY
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQwlWoLFv0
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgSiuvkNTT
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzsCDqGBmQ
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxQe2eii9k
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