作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1eWLfLlX4北冥有魚，其名為鯤。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uZiLTffhu
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgx2JFHmkP
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqWLFaRfEF
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYezCYG8rUs
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8IOdolRhT
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOSEgrPIto
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpbGR9QqKH
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOrxoDBk8c
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNOTNy8w3c
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDOKlQ3yoq
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxfKhVwroG
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwMhAfoK8T
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南冥者，天池也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw33bJ5z3d7
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUyevyDZR3
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatlI2ViuLm
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUqXEKZjyU
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEc9y7VFSv
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gnPwPJu9W
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQousDWDPEL
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKXYDz1v0T
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbTEp6XaFy
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHp8BODCqE
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjVtwWAebY
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ACM9uimkw
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIN9caIT98s
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFPkgrLRfb
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTfJvdRq5y
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltacMvnQbR
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD9mvdsnqy
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qhFRkTvPq
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbhxwQ0opH
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCQet57VL7
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8oyqZUOti
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdZlVJxr0y
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYYnmLDiML
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeoyOtqXpd
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzvk5ywN70
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UEqvnYZ8z
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxmWJinMOg
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYajo3C5tZB
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKGOxNzNXn
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jifJQnPNW
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適百里者，宿舂糧，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7v5aPr8PBd
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiscwhVsaDe
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gjIbQ6lHi
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N6cZ2yXuB
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEllPX7TmI0
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9kZv1b8mG
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WvtoeMe2r
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG34e0v5xNP
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUFGSwvBeg
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8F3a8DQUe
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡis0mcmdykF
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1seG43jPd
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLs3NxrMXU
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH73pmz54G
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湯之問棘也是已：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEdBMQymBx
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcG9vWF78Uv
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGVwqmv3Ak
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuIb7zDaYl
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3MZJExTfe
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHyChQJFJu
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqAeKEwIRY
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUyqPC9d0g
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ05J1QUR1Y
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGrjIUbzxv
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoY7otVgwwD
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5sU3qtzqD
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3o6aP70Wzj
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN693RhFv9
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9UfqpWaz5
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD3aFUlinN
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPLINsI97E
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTLvEmm8Ek
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此大小之辯也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtvAY8kAXr
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXU4gv6Vly
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnhEZVZHeJ
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyAaBhNZwj
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YR5gG5ixI
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJXx7N1XAO
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEKDTGsQU7
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4P5g6p4mQ
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdEQJYxEbC
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DT5WdQABf
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0bMglJUs1
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn2dCIBXLv
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhdPzohryd
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC84wYaDsaa
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIjVlObbVF
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJb5yfsMqp
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TsE73mjBB
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKqPswSNGf
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9SeLoz5Tl
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNb2S0uGlv
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSCTHFjSnS
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMML5kJZQ0
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k6HKQiRnz
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t1qBPTdg9
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbiym1qwAc
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHutynUAL4A
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOXUdm0iGR
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIUbvfcGSD
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSm0RbCDef
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rLH7afQIo
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6imwZQLj1
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHK9lDjoTN
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUkhIS79mh
吾自視缺然。請致天下。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUBd0dPmMf
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIKczmAsQ6
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpioXq9xR4F
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDv1wRDzO7
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1K86MQWpp
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1yZMaOITC
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluubPOeTf2
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bvi6RX0i6
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDazihWhSgy
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAzRTirVk1
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBKYfE4uSl
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHu9VNTNzs
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmkL812vhO
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNHeYCcVJg
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85s9Jm61Z6
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaP78K7SJid
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq6IKkBjNM
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LSdEEJXoF
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVMXWFUF0V
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xx8NqUiCo
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAS1SwaUfb
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd68BOTeRSu
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1iY2J0Ipy
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTmBuFHupu
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RZzp4FeuI
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6pqb2t3DB
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVMRJC5fOq
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EaJK2XWLe
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SEuXEevwN
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AHRnImTuU
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXwpvCnr4U
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvZCfhauQT
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14MGgAy1kP
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyzALIe2Lr
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzCoGqJW8W
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjel64atgxL
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9swv9kn2z
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDxuxYXjDr
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJt7dmLPTf
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODh9tfx9RY
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRjFAxtKWa
不食五谷，吸風飲露；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1yR31rJlO
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUJ0S3c7kz
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13VSNuChEu
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8JSEadbsw
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCz0XtK96N
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU8T3POMm7
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSi7P4pg7c
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCZchKo5wi
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrdv165fNV
吾以是狂而不信也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOItNdxaFZx
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWJdtBLou8
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGU69Yi2sv
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyydaWLirS
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOC3azCwsE
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2ep9wbyHC
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezrkV1dY5l
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRfZqDQ474
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqROYuWulFE
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxc9bNy6mkC
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUl5KtBhfjZ
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtG9pDGZQFH
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKoW7GEIzX
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkW7zhrVOzm
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhJTN35q7D
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4NkOmJlBe
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOjT1MSuPX
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfmxOBA5pk
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2C7y7uMgs
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQixQtGCyY
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEzlhO82UR
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjUYJTSTcj
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0MAjVo1n4
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98cOUxQ0qh
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3UuscREXi
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkq2GMW02x
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8JvE4lzcu
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA1nBD7dIG
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrpaf4i26K
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UU6tIuhrn
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLkvzy8C2d
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHWZ329o0y
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogElKxA98q
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHe9W5uT6SQ
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuZZNKHoUU
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynNnNysyP0
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFQTYuSMJW
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeY5fIhRfR
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeK0659H7j
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIhw10JiZl
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JMZVxWnIV
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDUk3Py5yG
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzBIbOcxFQ
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqS6RLkRv0
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTP8gYLp7oc
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLzL57WL7E
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ92vleqVEX
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVs6pkw0QVe
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWJKrntnZ9
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIiQQFLJ9E
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSCOP5qQPY
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTsCe8yWGo
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLMZSsMavF
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRcUUREzic
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVVTMQyFJz
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfoa1NIrp1
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HpOhMLY0A
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDCO5CeYUP
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FDnzasPS1
客聞之，請買其方百金。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqrHksIMBo
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEciEir9jMZ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0PgmLBaaf
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa6z9FjbzS
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNkfAXjfuP
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUP68i8zKP
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvvfqfkLDu
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdulbxm8dz
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGDjYbtkOF
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1Cgy2aRPm
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUc6XYtdPM
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDbJGTxX1S
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39QtZY4g2m
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIqYk1b3Xc
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcBFBHtTBH
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkja1GEPt6
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jStjSRqci
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJawgkLMemU
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYd18PhaVO
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPX7O0FSPP
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDXOCLlj63
而憂其瓠落無所容？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZLHlDisxR
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBTl85MURy
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f5cl5juqx
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AKnwgAm53
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSbIrBqWxh
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gP7y6P57o
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbwbmZEtRq
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lwdcE78k8
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXbLgcdwHH
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY2Tk9M7Jw
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp35UGCZt0A
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8iqmT8wvK
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78hf0oOwwC
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhqrToiq7r
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcNdVoA6Gv
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPTDxNWSrZ
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qqOw2ajXF
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvRBeELKmo
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9NEYv4XRh
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomZ9f4hqmf
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TaUNewLit
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf2UsN61fE
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAr2QMjjII
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKBmZZ1OvV
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlvA0K8dM5
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUas1H6VEhN
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTd16tS00v
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNlPqnmD2E
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuFZ3jVo5c
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t2LxoFe3B
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvSBEgNAC1
789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQGMgtuBYm
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmOCjJzuGI
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z3jEgsi8V
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！789Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYGZlKrVLE
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