
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory566Please respect copyright.PENANA9FClu4YgEZ
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 566Please respect copyright.PENANABS5pTRpIoW
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.566Please respect copyright.PENANA0VRBnjZUC5
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?566Please respect copyright.PENANAqM4MIRf8D4
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.566Please respect copyright.PENANADlo9oBWOSU
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.566Please respect copyright.PENANAuFMbfqnT4z
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.566Please respect copyright.PENANAdwEoPPwazz
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.566Please respect copyright.PENANA8q2OhbuMAD
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?566Please respect copyright.PENANA3HnYoCLDnm
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.566Please respect copyright.PENANAwwvxeSLZJ1
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.566Please respect copyright.PENANAHWbc8sPMps
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.566Please respect copyright.PENANAJysnd4NF3J
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 566Please respect copyright.PENANASjGfkH5TVy
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.566Please respect copyright.PENANAfWfBzTXVc3
girl bestie? - coco <3566Please respect copyright.PENANAvl6liJrQqb
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.566Please respect copyright.PENANAzg3FFG3bnw
age? - seven years old.566Please respect copyright.PENANApDoP06j542
last person i texted? - idfk.566Please respect copyright.PENANAWfhhP0bas1
last person i called? - probably my little brother.566Please respect copyright.PENANAwG7nmufVf5
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?566Please respect copyright.PENANAPKWQL6bmNY
random fact? - i like food.566Please respect copyright.PENANAf3cG7xldlY
single or taken? - big, fat taken.566Please respect copyright.PENANA5zkVCkVdfV
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.566Please respect copyright.PENANA8vbtiHiras
first kiss? - bitch wtf?566Please respect copyright.PENANAHjVDSmgkyI
ever smoked? - nope.566Please respect copyright.PENANAUwrRtkqhVT
ever done drugs? - nope~566Please respect copyright.PENANAwK9Tl8PLZ3
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.566Please respect copyright.PENANAeqUcvStQr1
longest relationship? - five and a half months.566Please respect copyright.PENANA5f9hg7fNB4
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.566Please respect copyright.PENANAAmkl1Fwz2O
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.566Please respect copyright.PENANAWqyQSeispt
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.566Please respect copyright.PENANAOKrSNlGlqK
obsession? - kpop.566Please respect copyright.PENANAuyDdaupW0e
do you give second chances? - that depends.566Please respect copyright.PENANAJACkd75WOe
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?566Please respect copyright.PENANA6QTKDJYy7h
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.566Please respect copyright.PENANAWNsYOOWhPn
day or night? - idk.566Please respect copyright.PENANAzwFpVoDEe5
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.566Please respect copyright.PENANAcDWDfGeXni
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.566Please respect copyright.PENANAEly5u5BHRU
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.566Please respect copyright.PENANAOJW8l6IZTo
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.566Please respect copyright.PENANAedqddVyg6K
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.566Please respect copyright.PENANAEd0Mnnl7Of
favourite movie(s)? - idk.566Please respect copyright.PENANA1hnnoLRIYe
current mood? - bored and tired.566Please respect copyright.PENANA2DmZdECjiN
jealous of? - a lot of things.566Please respect copyright.PENANA79RLsfsjc5
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.566Please respect copyright.PENANA0PvEuPB6JP
pets? - two dogs.566Please respect copyright.PENANAYRHkaZc6hZ
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.566Please respect copyright.PENANAvu39z9Zneh
favourite number? - seven.566Please respect copyright.PENANAvYNdep8www
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.566Please respect copyright.PENANABQrm4lAkOm
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.566Please respect copyright.PENANA1C5FW853PO
afraid of the dark? - yes.566Please respect copyright.PENANA9W0ivoygbd
one wish? - to be happy for real.566Please respect copyright.PENANAm9Ci14c0gN
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?566Please respect copyright.PENANAizN9obp7Sf
~566Please respect copyright.PENANA61bf7T64KS
full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.566Please respect copyright.PENANAIN3UFvk7h3
age? - i'm still seven years old.566Please respect copyright.PENANAPjF01A1KaM
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.566Please respect copyright.PENANArZtbKR3axy
something you hate about yourself? - my body.566Please respect copyright.PENANA8rC6oxNs0N
something you like about yourself? - idk.566Please respect copyright.PENANA1vmpSl7Rrx
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.566Please respect copyright.PENANA9piELKyNsG
favourite band? - bts.566Please respect copyright.PENANAfz0mRNEZ0Q
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!566Please respect copyright.PENANACa6nnL5ZHd
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.566Please respect copyright.PENANA5liJyhbNho
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.566Please respect copyright.PENANA5kq45zqNOV
girl crush? - emmi.566Please respect copyright.PENANATQJgTKjHFt
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.566Please respect copyright.PENANAYbGzrZUrvL
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^566Please respect copyright.PENANA3QDwQGVaHQ
talents? - singing.566Please respect copyright.PENANAiqZiBneDJp
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.566Please respect copyright.PENANANF0qEumlI1
someone i love? - emmi.566Please respect copyright.PENANAbj9o0A8PqM
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.566Please respect copyright.PENANA0BMcGdleft
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.566Please respect copyright.PENANA4hsBBxW4yX
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.566Please respect copyright.PENANAfwXxAKicB6
favourite animal? - dogs.566Please respect copyright.PENANAubdqwfFklA
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 566Please respect copyright.PENANAzWc30u57pv
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.566Please respect copyright.PENANAc1Rt9oJtGk
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.566Please respect copyright.PENANAru433xtny2
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.566Please respect copyright.PENANA2AAcNBoRc8
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.566Please respect copyright.PENANAKi00O5lotW
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 566Please respect copyright.PENANAcgl0PNv6of
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.566Please respect copyright.PENANA6e7rHtyU5m
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.566Please respect copyright.PENANAGWPaJSU5rz
~566Please respect copyright.PENANAIKFWwQgYwu
gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.566Please respect copyright.PENANAs709O76tVM
country? - i don't live on earth. 566Please respect copyright.PENANAXwuHF23y4f
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.566Please respect copyright.PENANA2FedGIsTQx
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.566Please respect copyright.PENANAimxj6TML6A
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.566Please respect copyright.PENANAAgvS73sNZI
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.566Please respect copyright.PENANAd8YhPKeeXG
country with your favourite accent? - australia.566Please respect copyright.PENANA6Mi0cYtPEh
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.566Please respect copyright.PENANAO2c173iGrZ
dog or cat person? - both.566Please respect copyright.PENANAavPL5FqSfV
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.566Please respect copyright.PENANAlMJgb0KdgO
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.566Please respect copyright.PENANA2mhKRGBCt2
do you belive in God? - idk.566Please respect copyright.PENANAedsgfVGSMk
single or taken? - taken.566Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0rfJLg6NN
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*566Please respect copyright.PENANAQLNzXegBXW
birthday year? - 1930.566Please respect copyright.PENANA7bKuZSksVL
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.566Please respect copyright.PENANAOrPxLWQQ9N
age? - what's that?566Please respect copyright.PENANALMYyQxSipT
enthinicity? - african american.566Please respect copyright.PENANA3NcuwEGfMA
tea or coffee? - neither.566Please respect copyright.PENANAhCND0LeXq0
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.566Please respect copyright.PENANAKKhipjSNJV
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*566Please respect copyright.PENANAbWImqryvgM
favourite food? - ice cream.566Please respect copyright.PENANASkEMb1mklC
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 566Please respect copyright.PENANAxwopr7xaGO
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.566Please respect copyright.PENANA2EjruvEggF
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.566Please respect copyright.PENANAjnKndfRZAe
favourite soda? - sprite.566Please respect copyright.PENANAAiMyJZQyv1
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.566Please respect copyright.PENANArHCARkgwtx
can you swim? - yes, wtf?566Please respect copyright.PENANAdNFBg1yU0J
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.566Please respect copyright.PENANAd0bULl2VMO
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.566Please respect copyright.PENANAvtqk25RCJf
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.566Please respect copyright.PENANAVlo5k6NiIE
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.566Please respect copyright.PENANAZowEZkjZ0M
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*566Please respect copyright.PENANA8zkGhDtkOg
apple or andriod? - apple.566Please respect copyright.PENANAjqUh9DejcA
best dessert? - mochi.566Please respect copyright.PENANAT8SzkqMXk9
~566Please respect copyright.PENANADZp8d6UrMs
have you ever:566Please respect copyright.PENANAgKmRvBXDWq
1. skipped class? - yes.566Please respect copyright.PENANAE85DnuzDCH
2. done drugs? - no.566Please respect copyright.PENANAwkkLfX83Vq
3. self-harmed? - yes.566Please respect copyright.PENANA2fVRRkKS7F
4. drank? - no.566Please respect copyright.PENANA6kLcuQN8B1
5. shoplifted? - yes.566Please respect copyright.PENANAr7caH1g1z4
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.566Please respect copyright.PENANAyBWG5V0OBX
7. broken up with someone? - yes.566Please respect copyright.PENANA6SGS21oomK
what's your favourite:566Please respect copyright.PENANATctwBHYoLN
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.566Please respect copyright.PENANAue5N3PvtWq
9. movie? - break the silence.566Please respect copyright.PENANAPjUGw023Hg
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.566Please respect copyright.PENANAhfWUK2K1Nb
11. artist? - bts.566Please respect copyright.PENANAJuOVeLFZXg
12. singer or band? - bts.566Please respect copyright.PENANA7FAom7QavV
13. memory? - idk.566Please respect copyright.PENANAUzhoZVCZOk
14. book? - the cruel prince.566Please respect copyright.PENANAAdFgs1BkH8
this or that:566Please respect copyright.PENANAsApcVyJmZr
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.566Please respect copyright.PENANAkDOaBc0Fkl
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.566Please respect copyright.PENANAa2t5G8qHwU
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.566Please respect copyright.PENANAmpdjzodW3x
18. movies or books? - idk.566Please respect copyright.PENANAbgC7IhaUdY
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.566Please respect copyright.PENANAvFa2slPekk
20. blind of deaf? - blind.566Please respect copyright.PENANAGAZz1ibsQe
21. tea or coffee? - neither.566Please respect copyright.PENANAm32dEZkbQN
what's your:566Please respect copyright.PENANAHnj8V3vVtg
22. age? - ninety-one.566Please respect copyright.PENANANyBOUKTfUs
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.566Please respect copyright.PENANARGosbhgFOg
24. height? - 4'11.566Please respect copyright.PENANAFNqEzCfv01
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.566Please respect copyright.PENANAbJplJFIhdj
26. shoe size? - seven.566Please respect copyright.PENANA0yAads1GJc
27. religion? - i'm not religious.566Please respect copyright.PENANAFKB5FFBiV5
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.566Please respect copyright.PENANA5R9ohRrLC3
opinion on: 566Please respect copyright.PENANA1pIinB2iCf
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...566Please respect copyright.PENANAH8m5QwPe0u
30. second chances? - it depends.566Please respect copyright.PENANA8cqlK5aLCH
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.566Please respect copyright.PENANAjOUlLBozMV
32. abortion? - ew.566Please respect copyright.PENANAY0YgyOqsEW
33. a death penalty? - ew.566Please respect copyright.PENANAM4LmftoFfx
34. marijuana? - i likes that.566Please respect copyright.PENANA2flOKtG8Y9
35. love? - what's love?566Please respect copyright.PENANAhVpXihq2St
do you:566Please respect copyright.PENANAT4VQnizyMJ
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.566Please respect copyright.PENANAJaTz0Lm78p
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3566Please respect copyright.PENANAoBo04cl9qi