
hewo~! okay, anyways. idk what i'm doing but have fun reading, i guess.
1. recall your most embarrassing memory487Please respect copyright.PENANAFLiOQBCjCT
okay. welp, this is going to be weird to write about. okay, so, i was in 5th grade and i had the audacity to sign up for the talent show. so, i signed up and i went to rehearsal, right? i cried in front everyone at rehearsal. then the next night, we had a night where all the kids in the talent show performed in front everyone's parents. what did i do? i cried. again. then the next day, we peformed again but it was in front of the entire school, including my crush. mind you, i was wearing this ugly dress and i thought i was cute. then we were back in that era where we thought the orange justice dance was the shit. so, muy friend was shy and she was dancing so i went out onto the stage with her and danced sicne for some reason, i knew the entire dance to the entire song..? then my turn came and i had to put the ugly dress on, i went on stage and started to sing rise up by andra day and what did i do, once again? i fucking cried. yep. in front of my crush and everything. life sucks, mate.
2. think about the last time that you laughed until you cried. 487Please respect copyright.PENANArAg6kLTs4V
that had to be like yesterday. i think i laughed at something bunny said and then started crying because it was so funny. maybe it wasn't yesterday but it was damn near last week or something. eh, idgaf.
3. write a story about what would happen if your day went in reverse. hint: the story would begin when you were in your pajamas and ready for bed.487Please respect copyright.PENANAqultmGsoNP
*acting like a vlogger on youtube from 2016* hi, guys. so, i'm in bed right now. i can't get back up for a few more hours because of my schedule. *a few hours earlier..?* okay, hi. i'm in the bathroom right now taking my clothes off and using the shower. *after shower* i'm putting my clothes back on now. hold on, ms. shi! i'm getting undressed. --- omfg, i can't do this. it's too weird.
5. what was the best joke that you heard during the last week? what made that joke so funny to you?487Please respect copyright.PENANAjYVFrJH9il
the funniest joke to me in the past week was said on saturday when we were at barnes & noble. lovely, bunny and i were sitting in the little kids section, reading when out of no where lovely said, 'are you eleven protons because you're sodium fine.' and i stared at her. then i realized what she said and i started cackling.
6. make a list of your favorite puns.487Please respect copyright.PENANArHemxgxb3z
i might seem lame right now but i don't pay attention to puns...
7. write a movie review about the funniest movie that you have ever seen.487Please respect copyright.PENANAM5N8AcfGPD
*acting like a famous journalist* hello, my name is alex ugliana. today i am going to write a movie review about the movie- i give up. i'm not good at explaining things without spoiling it.
8. pretend that you are going to be performing a stand-up comedy act for your friends and family members. write a draft of what your act might sound like.487Please respect copyright.PENANARpQM681rtT
hehe, okay. *clears throat and gets accent ready* *using "country" accent* hey there, y'all! my name is alex and i'm here tahday tah tell yeh fellers about the trump family! i believe thet man, donald trump, was a good president. and that's not jest becuz i'm caucasian and african amurican. i swear tah yer, he was a good man in my eyes. omfg, i give up. wtf am i writing? *yeets self into dumpster*
9. consider something that you are most scared of, and then write a story about a character encountering that fear. make sure the character has a reaction to their fear that is so exaggerated it becomes funny.487Please respect copyright.PENANANoLe8z5H21
okay, lemme try this. i'm scared of the dark. lemma alone. omg. anyways-- genevieve walked into her home late at night. "i knew i shouldn't have gone to that stupid 'get together'." she groans --bitch wtf--. her house was pitch black. she couldn't see anything as she took off her shoes. she tried to flip on a light switch. it didn't work. she tried over and over again. "holy fuck, did i pay the light bill?" she said --shoulda never sucked dick for free, genevieve. omg, i'm going to hell-- she digs in her pocket for her phone. she turned on the flashlight. she walked through her house, heart beating like crazy, mind running at what could've caused her lights not to work. she walks past the couch and the corner of the couch grazes her thigh. she screams bloody murder. "oh my fucking god!" she screams and runs through her house like a little bitch. she runs into the kitchen counter. "ouch!" she yells. she goes for another light switch. it doesn't work either. she screams even louder. she runs to her room and flips on the light. she breathes a heavy sigh, seeing the darkness disappear from the light. --you know what? i declare gore!-- then a blade stabs into her neck. she gasps and chokes up blood, holding her neck. she bleeds all over her carpets. thoughts are running through her mind. am i dying? eh, i don't care. oh my fucking god! there is blood on my carpets! wait- who stabbed me? she turns around and there is the dark behind her. she falls to the ground and dies. you know, i liked where that went. morbid as fuck but who gives a shit. i liked it. i'm weird. anyways-- NEXT~!
10. how would you describe your own sense of humor?487Please respect copyright.PENANAuhgqX427Yp
i would descibe my sense of humor to be kind of morbid, kind of crazy, not really that funny but somehow funny to other people. i think i'm a crackhead that doesn't do crack....make sense? yeah? okay, bye.
11. write a list of funny excuses that you could use to get out of doing your homework.487Please respect copyright.PENANAaDGbq4aHas
okay, bet. number one - so what had happened was, i didn't really know what to do so i gave it to my mom and she got angry with it so she gave it back to me and told me to get the fuck out of her room so i went to the mall and got on the airplane and drove to japan and then i biked to south korea over the sea and i dropped it on my way to south korea. so it's in the ocean between japan and south korea. i mean, feel free to look in the ocean. i hope you don't drown. *silently wishing for them to drown* *smiles all inocently* number two - my pet dragon at it. number three - i got free tickets to a bts concert with backstage tickets and i needed the paper to make a poster for bts. number four - i cried and got it all wet and then my little brother got hungry so i fed my brother my homework for dinner because i was depression and did not feel like cooking. number five - wait- we had homework? oh my god, was that what i used to pick up my unicorn's shit? i'm so sorry! number six - i lost it in zamunda. you don't know what zamunda is? oh my god, it's in africa. what type of social studies teacher are you? what the fuck do you mean, 'why was i in zamunda'? i was studying, idiot. number seven - i was sick and i used the paper as toilet paper. don't ask me what sickness i had, you icky nasty, oh my god! you disgust me. okay, lemme stop.
12. write a funny short story in which the main character is your alter ego/you.487Please respect copyright.PENANAZEdovSOXUt
funny? mm. i'll see if i can do it. so first here is my ego or aura, whatever. i'm nice, sweet, funny, "pretty", adorable, friendly, sometimes ghetto especially when i'm mad and i seem very social but i really don't like people. so, my alter ego would be someone who absolutely the opposite except for the fact that i'd still be funny and ghetto. story (btw this'll be like when i first moved here so jazzy won't be in this): i walk down the stairs of my new group home. all the heads turn towards me. the staff, bunny, gorgeous and kitkat. they all look at me, wide-eyed. i sigh, heavily and walk towards them, not wanting to get to know them. "hi." gorgeous says. "wassup." i say, sliding my hoodie on. omg, i give up. i can't do this lmao.
13. have you ever tried to use your own sense of humor to impress someone? write about whether or not your jokes worked their magic.487Please respect copyright.PENANA8X8l7OsN5U
i mean, yeah, mate. how do you think i have emmi? she likes me because i'm pretty, funny, loud/energetic, and i kind of don't care what people think about me.
14. think about an inside joke that you share with a friend or family member. how did that inside joke come to be? 487Please respect copyright.PENANApF0uUWZ2Xr
bet~! me and bunny were just doing it. free real estate. i walked up to her one day and slid my hand down her arm and said that in a weird/seductive way and ever since then, it's been a thing. we were just trying to explain it to her boyfriend, lion. and yesterday, we were watching a movie and the thingy said in a british accent, 'and i'm greedy with the soup.' so now, that's a thing. we have too many inside jokes. i make too many jokes.
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i guess i'm doing those question things again. emmi looks sexy today, holy shet. anyways--
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full name? - lady leilani waterton of dogde charger.487Please respect copyright.PENANATsOx3EYgeM
girl bestie? - coco <3487Please respect copyright.PENANABL3afMJ8Q8
boy bestie? - idek anymore. i need a boy bestie.487Please respect copyright.PENANA3l1al7WGav
age? - seven years old.487Please respect copyright.PENANA4TzUDgYsWU
last person i texted? - idfk.487Please respect copyright.PENANAS8GCFXnKmB
last person i called? - probably my little brother.487Please respect copyright.PENANALsXan6YINw
current crush? - my girlfriend, emmi, tf?487Please respect copyright.PENANAlYQ9hBgkUw
random fact? - i like food.487Please respect copyright.PENANArNojl513pZ
single or taken? - big, fat taken.487Please respect copyright.PENANAGUh4i3a95m
favourite quote? - if it delicious, it's zero calories. said by wwh.487Please respect copyright.PENANAN5eOwpxHmd
first kiss? - bitch wtf?487Please respect copyright.PENANAyOuoD8ZfeK
ever smoked? - nope.487Please respect copyright.PENANA9uHXSorgjE
ever done drugs? - nope~487Please respect copyright.PENANAqALmTuZSYO
ever been drunk? - i don't drink.487Please respect copyright.PENANA5xbQMGeBS1
longest relationship? - five and a half months.487Please respect copyright.PENANAqdAjhVJSsh
pet peeve? - my little brother. his entire existent. but i still love him.487Please respect copyright.PENANA2oWg9SlnZB
eye colour? - brown. my little brother's eyes are really pretty.487Please respect copyright.PENANA7UqlTKSLmp
birthday? - 1930.01.01-- nah, i'm playing but no one needs to know my birthday.487Please respect copyright.PENANATpXOm4E29w
obsession? - kpop.487Please respect copyright.PENANAy4kXuUJcLh
do you give second chances? - that depends.487Please respect copyright.PENANAsRxxIrGRtN
play any sports? - no, bitch. the hell do i look like?487Please respect copyright.PENANAgzoWrsTVvr
dream job? - kpop idol or just a singer in general.487Please respect copyright.PENANALqdkIsoAn0
day or night? - idk.487Please respect copyright.PENANA30QOkqkPJC
your idea of a perfec date? - idk.487Please respect copyright.PENANAikjc385NzK
sing in the shower? - yes, motherfucker. i throw whole ass concerts in the shower.487Please respect copyright.PENANAee4xzE91bb
favourite colour(s)? - purple and black.487Please respect copyright.PENANACmszTkHPUT
any tattoos? - nope. i'm lame.487Please respect copyright.PENANAhWRt7CFt6C
any peircings? - yes, in my ears.487Please respect copyright.PENANAVplzlS8PDc
favourite movie(s)? - idk.487Please respect copyright.PENANAKb06V0ydJM
current mood? - bored and tired.487Please respect copyright.PENANA1M6LxMyzTW
jealous of? - a lot of things.487Please respect copyright.PENANAQG28BzO694
place you want to visit? - south korea and cambodia.487Please respect copyright.PENANAYi1Pae8EUA
pets? - two dogs.487Please respect copyright.PENANAhfsfQLvEQW
last song you listened to? - spring day and currently listening to crystal snow and trying not to cry. so far succesful in not crying and the song is ending.487Please respect copyright.PENANAPIxEEvuVST
favourite number? - seven.487Please respect copyright.PENANAHuHTyUQd9X
nicknames? - vanilla, alex, suga, steph.487Please respect copyright.PENANATjwx9sk929
siblings? - 5 older sisters and 2 brothers.487Please respect copyright.PENANAG2aNFaxllh
afraid of the dark? - yes.487Please respect copyright.PENANA7qubv3pLBd
one wish? - to be happy for real.487Please respect copyright.PENANA3n17dcXCni
something you want to do!? - live life. vibe, you know?487Please respect copyright.PENANA8r8wwjaPiL
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full name? - mind your fucking business, damn.487Please respect copyright.PENANAYKWUD0WWUK
age? - i'm still seven years old.487Please respect copyright.PENANAbEYP2ZqvLD
idols? - bts, stray kids, blackpink, kamla harris, etc.487Please respect copyright.PENANAa8qvNt4uVk
something you hate about yourself? - my body.487Please respect copyright.PENANAAYVmn4FHWX
something you like about yourself? - idk.487Please respect copyright.PENANActK9W2nhSG
someone you hate? - jason derulo and donald trump.487Please respect copyright.PENANAqs4W2mX7B6
favourite band? - bts.487Please respect copyright.PENANAdlUZf96HiZ
say 'sexy' what do you think of? - that time when stray kids was still nine members and they were roleplaying. felix was a grand father and he has this old man voice and it was still sexy but funny. but that's not it. he said sexy instead of saekshi, i guess and woojin corrected him and felix kept saying saekshi over and over. oh, i also think of bts and just-- agh!487Please respect copyright.PENANAo3M97RpEek
ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no, of course not.487Please respect copyright.PENANAZiTjnFLeG2
where do you want to be right now? - idk. south korea.487Please respect copyright.PENANAd7flH4ZRxb
girl crush? - emmi.487Please respect copyright.PENANADHvo0Pmt6I
boy crush? - bts. plural, bitch.487Please respect copyright.PENANA9bCVVvQpIJ
an embarrassing memory? - look at this top ^487Please respect copyright.PENANAQkftVSAHPy
talents? - singing.487Please respect copyright.PENANAEzwJ8RBksK
soemone i miss? - my step-mom.487Please respect copyright.PENANAtyoqHuVmq2
someone i love? - emmi.487Please respect copyright.PENANA8bTe4qYcFo
my future goals? - idk. graduate school. succeed in life, i guess.487Please respect copyright.PENANAOCEP3KfKQz
a confession? - i am not ninety-one years old.487Please respect copyright.PENANAfKKgPexAWJ
something i'm addicted to? - love and affection even though i don't get a lot of them. oh, also, drugs! yeah, no. i'm playing.487Please respect copyright.PENANAL5LM8L2gPe
favourite animal? - dogs.487Please respect copyright.PENANAHkLwTfsEMA
favourite tv couples? - weiyoung and touba jun. minde and di. jin-wook and yu-mi. spongebob and sandy. probably more but i don't feel like going through them all. 487Please respect copyright.PENANAvMY2eNvQMC
ships? - namjin, jikook, taekook, sope.487Please respect copyright.PENANAXE7mhowdDG
worst movie you've ever saw? - i don't remember what it was called but it was just terrible. i was so cunfused.487Please respect copyright.PENANADLjdVSvELO
what's your biggest wish? - to be a singer.487Please respect copyright.PENANArReduCdkwb
bad habits? - hitting people out of affection. being sarcastic.487Please respect copyright.PENANAb54xhwwRV0
food you hate? - pineapple pizza, school luch fried chicken because that chicken be fake and disgusting. caviar. 487Please respect copyright.PENANAp7MrRGbSHr
hair colour? - brown. i'm ugly as fuck so when i say i feel sexy, ignore that shit.487Please respect copyright.PENANAW4lijCTzdy
favourite kind of ice cream? - cookies & cream and chocolate.487Please respect copyright.PENANA6XFQr8XDa3
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gender? - oppa attack helicopter and/or female.487Please respect copyright.PENANA3GNCvSaVyj
country? - i don't live on earth. 487Please respect copyright.PENANAYGopXTYhaq
languages you speak? - lunarian, trigedasleng, english, tiny korean, sorta french, kinda spanish.487Please respect copyright.PENANAGL0uXG9yeY
last lie you told? - that i'm pretty.487Please respect copyright.PENANArfCuxDrDe1
favourite subject in school? - english language arts.487Please respect copyright.PENANAipSkRV2hOI
most expensive item you own? - a pair of vans.487Please respect copyright.PENANA6NlpR2096Q
country with your favourite accent? - australia.487Please respect copyright.PENANASl52T8ZHMg
do you have any children? - i was about to answer like, bitch wtf, no. but i do. li minde, touba jun, touba yu, cheng de, li weiyoung, jun tao, bai zhi, jungkook, jennie, lisa, ni-ki, all of txt, jasper from the 100, etc. i have a lot of kids.487Please respect copyright.PENANALPhn04llFU
dog or cat person? - both.487Please respect copyright.PENANABLBtkNv4YI
first kiss? if so, what age? - yes. thirteen years old.487Please respect copyright.PENANAkDLFqvBTEN
do you live in a house or apartment? - nosy, i declare. i live in a house. damn.487Please respect copyright.PENANA1R5y4ffH2p
do you belive in God? - idk.487Please respect copyright.PENANAXRFr55mObj
single or taken? - taken.487Please respect copyright.PENANA4USue6lRK8
favourite body part of the opposite gender? - well, damn. heh heh. nah, perverts. torso and hands, omg. *dies*487Please respect copyright.PENANAOiW8HT0BO0
birthday year? - 1930.487Please respect copyright.PENANAunLHVs9Shv
celebrity crush? - holy fuck, dude. i have a lot.487Please respect copyright.PENANAklr4IhwRHm
age? - what's that?487Please respect copyright.PENANAO2oNhpGQsJ
enthinicity? - african american.487Please respect copyright.PENANAapFkWrJg0y
tea or coffee? - neither.487Please respect copyright.PENANAOdfqZKV8y2
random skill you have? - i can make people smile.487Please respect copyright.PENANAi2nzFwnmh0
prefer hugs or kisses? - i mean, both. *slow motion walks looking stupid as fuck*487Please respect copyright.PENANAMlziUhgxiK
favourite food? - ice cream.487Please respect copyright.PENANApHR5EV6dic
last person you saw naked? - myself, you fucking icky nasty. 487Please respect copyright.PENANAoUSDs1Hqfv
shared nudes? - damn, people are nosy but yes.487Please respect copyright.PENANAwVuWF5TcjE
eye colour? - the rainbow. get on my level.487Please respect copyright.PENANA3Mw16NZqVj
favourite soda? - sprite.487Please respect copyright.PENANAKz9J62uMu5
biggest pet peeve? - people being people.487Please respect copyright.PENANAEvAJT9rRxE
can you swim? - yes, wtf?487Please respect copyright.PENANAwodQfisf20
favourite song at the moment? - 19 by stray kids but that could change every 2 seconds. honestly i don't think i have a favourite song.487Please respect copyright.PENANAIEsJtcYVhJ
do you watch porn? - no, but i have with my cousin and her friends because we wanted to see the tony lopez leaked video so we searched porn hub. one thing went to another and we ended up seeing an apparent james charles leaked sex tape and then my cousin and her friend sat there and watched a bondage for like an hour while me and her other friend decided to cleanse our eyes with bleach and protect our assholes.487Please respect copyright.PENANAz8Z05MNrAK
virgin? - yes, omg. nasty.487Please respect copyright.PENANAn4ZtR6nUJQ
favourite social media platform(s) - twitter, weverse, snapchat.487Please respect copyright.PENANAUDXAdQV3Pw
colour of your current bed sheets? - weird question but, uhm, they're grey...yep *nodding*487Please respect copyright.PENANA3ztWystUnH
apple or andriod? - apple.487Please respect copyright.PENANAr9fg7WaKzq
best dessert? - mochi.487Please respect copyright.PENANAFsPSWDBddW
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have you ever:487Please respect copyright.PENANAztLK0IVnKF
1. skipped class? - yes.487Please respect copyright.PENANAqe5gu661EP
2. done drugs? - no.487Please respect copyright.PENANA8RmA20vZZ9
3. self-harmed? - yes.487Please respect copyright.PENANAhb0Eu1PJQ7
4. drank? - no.487Please respect copyright.PENANAiC7IPSuv2C
5. shoplifted? - yes.487Please respect copyright.PENANAahDFjzy5PN
6. gotten a tattoo? - no.487Please respect copyright.PENANAab2IF53dAD
7. broken up with someone? - yes.487Please respect copyright.PENANAt1i4FJkxXc
what's your favourite:487Please respect copyright.PENANAXyHPpeHhll
8. show? - the princess weiyoung.487Please respect copyright.PENANAeB9V1ckRNN
9. movie? - break the silence.487Please respect copyright.PENANAZ850b9yPha
10. song? - idk anymore and i just answered that, like, 5 minutes ago, omg.487Please respect copyright.PENANAMFmvGdyDgg
11. artist? - bts.487Please respect copyright.PENANAdwuulEkECq
12. singer or band? - bts.487Please respect copyright.PENANAqGka22pXyI
13. memory? - idk.487Please respect copyright.PENANAxRJw4IN6K2
14. book? - the cruel prince.487Please respect copyright.PENANApaQa3Uvh3j
this or that:487Please respect copyright.PENANAuaJgv3sQ99
15. invisibility or ability to fly? - fly.487Please respect copyright.PENANAJMoLl8NgjG
16. cookies or cake? - cookies.487Please respect copyright.PENANAmJH8ymU0gX
17. twitter or facebook? - twitter.487Please respect copyright.PENANAEGCyLLexJF
18. movies or books? - idk.487Please respect copyright.PENANASc9ldPTDS9
19. coke or sprite? - sprite.487Please respect copyright.PENANAzm4OPQtvv0
20. blind of deaf? - blind.487Please respect copyright.PENANAtu8Q2HsXFr
21. tea or coffee? - neither.487Please respect copyright.PENANAdkGdQig3qY
what's your:487Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9luOA12MJ
22. age? - ninety-one.487Please respect copyright.PENANA0LIEQF28aT
23. zodiac sign? - virgo/libra cusp.487Please respect copyright.PENANAkCNrCdEdZf
24. height? - 4'11.487Please respect copyright.PENANACugnjshtJn
25. sexual orientation? - bisexual.487Please respect copyright.PENANAuULZp44eE2
26. shoe size? - seven.487Please respect copyright.PENANAJseSNBy1Hh
27. religion? - i'm not religious.487Please respect copyright.PENANAbW18IBJjAg
28. longest relationship? - like, five months.487Please respect copyright.PENANAIcTWMpAxih
opinion on: 487Please respect copyright.PENANA14cFZ751o9
29. gay rights? - i'm gay...487Please respect copyright.PENANAiZgzuN1CFF
30. second chances? - it depends.487Please respect copyright.PENANA6k9ftHKtCd
31. long distance relationships? - don't get hurt, baby.487Please respect copyright.PENANAKQOSjlyR6S
32. abortion? - ew.487Please respect copyright.PENANA09bT1EUEBd
33. a death penalty? - ew.487Please respect copyright.PENANA0geM9TYWIu
34. marijuana? - i likes that.487Please respect copyright.PENANAGOZGkwl41Y
35. love? - what's love?487Please respect copyright.PENANAFR300vR3Jd
do you:487Please respect copyright.PENANAG1iEDQtbx9
36. belive in ghosts? - sorta kinda.487Please respect copyright.PENANAEOLTo4ep53
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omg, bye. i'm tired of this.
- Alex <3487Please respect copyright.PENANAzCM5OboISL