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感謝hoyolab好朋友「狫㺃」支援美圖!這樣的海哥請給我來一打!92Please respect copyright.PENANAj9MMQAaNOC
(連結:狫㺃─艾爾海森鐵定有什麼副業2)92Please respect copyright.PENANA5RhSkWSEHK
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須彌,蘭巴德酒館外頭。92Please respect copyright.PENANA7c1RcDORs9
「啊~~~旅行者,今天的委託好累人啊。」派蒙在空中伸個懶腰。92Please respect copyright.PENANAz1KneP1K8N
「累的人應該是我吧派蒙。」熒邊打呵欠邊說。92Please respect copyright.PENANAXZRKITevlv
「我也是很用力的幫妳加油嘛!我們快進去吧,吃點好吃的犒賞自己一下,嘿嘿。」92Please respect copyright.PENANAkr2ac62WN2
「嗯,進去吧。」92Please respect copyright.PENANAIAywFdbETd
「我想吃蘭巴德魚捲、咖哩蝦還有綠汁脆球!」92Please respect copyright.PENANAuc1XO17hFl
「知道了知道了。」92Please respect copyright.PENANAtKJo4anvEs
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兩人都沒注意到門邊落地招牌上,新貼了一張宣傳:♡淑女之夜♡滿足您最狂野的心願。92Please respect copyright.PENANAt2iO2cSHSQ
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「歡迎光臨,大小姐……們。」92Please respect copyright.PENANA33eycEKQO0
「……」派蒙傻眼。92Please respect copyright.PENANAFrtCl3AvYD
「……」熒也。92Please respect copyright.PENANA6RMtLfXDWW
「艾爾海森!你怎麼在呃!」派蒙驚到咬了舌頭。「這,這是什麼打扮?這裡,這裡難道不是酒館嗎?」92Please respect copyright.PENANABHlireMUH4
熒腦袋一片空白,雙手下意識遮住眼睛,又忍不住透過指縫掃描眼前大好風光。92Please respect copyright.PENANAlyJA3FZhQk
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網紗、皮帶、胸肌腹肌二頭肌,人!魚!線!太,太刺激了!好衝擊!但似乎挺適合的……92Please respect copyright.PENANANptcjkPvXB
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「賺外快、今晚工作需求、是酒館沒錯,歡迎來到淑女之夜,大小姐……們。」艾爾海森面不改色的回答問題,同時稱職地演好今天的角色。92Please respect copyright.PENANA18iI8QkajK
「你……這麼需要摩拉嗎?」派蒙還是很震驚。92Please respect copyright.PENANAIzStPMZtcT
「沒有急需,但這份工作只做一晚就能入帳不少,遠遠超過一般工作,省下來的時間可以做更多研究或調查。」很艾爾海森的回答。「兩位要入座了嗎?」92Please respect copyright.PENANAIHZ9D3JHXU
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艾爾海森帶著傻呵呵的兩人入座,並遞上菜單,熒僵硬的伸手接過,眼睛不知道要看哪兒,平常穿的合身服飾隱約就能看出艾爾海森身形不凡,沒想到布料少了以後那是遠遠不凡,機會難得,熒很想多看幾眼,但不知怎地此時臉皮特別薄。92Please respect copyright.PENANAZgjnWaMJu2
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派蒙翻開菜單,「我……我看看啊,今日限定……貼身熱舞?M字腿?body wave?」92Please respect copyright.PENANAi5FIveI6sD
噗咳咳咳,熒剛喝進嘴裡的水差點從鼻孔出來。92Please respect copyright.PENANAVbHKUfisqH
「這都是什麼啊!?」即使是不太讀書的派蒙也看得懂「貼身熱舞」四個字,這下兩人目光真的不知道該放哪了,菜單跟侍者一樣刺激有餘。92Please respect copyright.PENANAqrPJjPari2
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「是今日限定特別菜色,另有給旅行者的特別福利,人選可隨意指定。」艾爾海森倒是很鎮定。92Please respect copyright.PENANAynFHeO4Jcz
「呃我們,我們商量一下……」派蒙一把掰過熒,講起悄悄話:「喂旅行者,妳看啊,這樣的艾爾海森不是天天有,他平常出手那麼大方,好像從不缺摩拉一樣,誰知道下次需要摩拉是什麼時後?我們還是把握這個機會吧?」92Please respect copyright.PENANA6hz26zXLdX
熒思考0.1秒後,點頭表示同意。92Please respect copyright.PENANAyaEAx0WQgT
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「我們想好了,那個,蘭巴德魚捲一份、咖哩蝦一份,還有,就是,貼身熱舞……一份……」就算是提瓦特臉皮第一厚的派蒙也感到有點嘴軟。92Please respect copyright.PENANA3YnS3rp0au
「貼身熱舞,好的,需要什麼動作?哪位人選?」92Please respect copyright.PENANAb5xuhXmWwt
熒覺得自己現在肯定很像一隻煮熟的螃蟹,她支支吾吾的說:「……每種動作都……一份,人選……艾爾海森……」她覺得頭頂快要可以燒開水了。92Please respect copyright.PENANAu379NHc0fb
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「沒問題,」艾爾海森隨即放下點餐的紙筆,走到距離熒三五步遠的位置,腳尖輕點,轉過身直直看向今日嘉賓。92Please respect copyright.PENANAbXyj7K6j0F
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氣氛一時朦朧起來,「那麼,音樂請。」他說。92Please respect copyright.PENANAzo3r5nmbHR
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昏暗的酒館響起誘人的樂聲,艾爾海森微微低頭,眼神曖昧,在煽情的燈光中緩步走來,雙手貼上自己大腿,慢慢往上,滑過髖骨、腹肌、貼上胸堂,在喉間交叉,撫過臉頰,撩起瀏海……92Please respect copyright.PENANAdw7cOQpS09
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熒抓住派蒙的披風遮在鼻子上,聊勝於無的緩解臉紅心跳,眼睛眨也不眨看著艾爾海森漸漸靠近……張開雙膝……92Please respect copyright.PENANAlthMMtOoQV
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……熒:⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄A⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄,派蒙:(⑉⊙ȏ⊙)……92Please respect copyright.PENANAV3vlmY83Sy
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就在熒覺得自己即將因高血壓而休克時,樂隊演奏終了,熒覺得惋惜的同時暗暗鬆了口氣。艾爾海森直起身,泰然自若的說:「大小姐若覺得滿意請將小費塞進—(消音)—裡。」92Please respect copyright.PENANApRqIvjwX94
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「旅行者!喂!旅行者!那個誰!有沒有手帕!旅行者流鼻血了!」派蒙的聲音逐漸遠去。92Please respect copyright.PENANAXcuQgQ1Yno
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隔天早上,普斯帕咖啡館。92Please respect copyright.PENANAHy1Z9dfvKr
「兩位,早上好。」92Please respect copyright.PENANAl7UJqnDkYA
「嗚哇!是,是艾爾海森啊,嚇我一跳。」派蒙拍拍胸口,「早上好啊。」92Please respect copyright.PENANAyNuykRrJmL
熒覺得頭還有點暈,不知道是不是失血過多的關係,她晃晃腦袋也連忙打招呼:「早安,艾爾嗨森,呃不是,艾爾海森。」92Please respect copyright.PENANAfR5HtOmXWf
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服儀整齊的艾爾海森點頭,繼續喝咖啡配派蒙看不懂的天書,熒和派蒙則找了附近的座位,準備吃頓早餐開啟平凡的一天,彷彿昨夜只是一場夢。92Please respect copyright.PENANAKWvZwfTatl
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「呦艾爾海森老闆,聽說昨天酒館的生意可火熱了,連您都親自下場了啊哈哈哈。」92Please respect copyright.PENANAyEW0afcwU5
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噗咳咳咳,這回是兩人份的嗆咳。