第106集 ~ 輝︰「達叔」同「光管陳」我都冇眼睇，自己打好過…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB6RRUJ6dN
我嘅「慧眼」終於俾我發現咗，佢仲幫我手打緊D石像怪。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9ApVxmEys
至於「達叔」同「光管陳」就分別變成「達摩」同「火鳳仙人」。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhIYzACOmG
「達摩」只係因為我見佢光頭又有D霸氣先咁叫，實際佢係咩，我真係唔知。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnY5LjnxvZ
「火鳳仙人」並唔係咩真係「仙人」，我估只係佢哋死去嘅師父或者師祖之類…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCcZQMuALe
不過霸氣就真係十足，力量都非常之勁。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwrBBaEFlq
幾吓手就打到「余二十」由粉腸變成油炸鬼咁，口腫面腫…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVn7S6w1jd
而家佢仲訓咗喺地。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zUyWQW4fy
「估唔到你哋都幾勁，睇嚟一招「魔雨斜照」唔夠同你哋打…」「余二十」講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSkiDQydMi
之後佢企返起身，做起手印，有D似「光管陳」平時做嗰D…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU4cmbLGJQ
「石膚退去，大銅武神！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejzqtrfH1U
佢身後面嗰個巨型神明突然郁起嚟，石層嘅表面變成碎石跌晒落嚟…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb67FfB7hz
裡面嘅古銅色皮膚就顯現出嚟，仲要佢D皮膚真係銅嚟…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfelJH7W2i
呢個叫「大銅武神」嘅巨像，英明神武…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeePgkZGE9
雙手按住一把巨劍，巨劍向下插喺地上面…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNvrkOrzr0
「石兵增援，將軍出征！」「余二十」再嗌…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLTRWlw1U5
之後就突然唔知喺邊度又嚟咗一大咋石兵增援，仲好似有D係高階D咁…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoUiRaPNGe
一個狀似將軍嘅石兵企得較高，再「哈」一聲大叫…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8cgm31cIF
之後班石兵就排成一個圓型嘅陣…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrAbo49bMv
至於佢自己本人就…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90Sha2SW0O
「九曲追魂，邪劍歸位！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSn3FuAe4o
一講完啫，就有九把帶住骷髏頭同充滿妖氣嘅劍飛到佢身後…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaOjGCvXiQ
好似蓄勢待發咁…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDKPFWFxEE
「阿初，大銅武神等我嚟，你打余二十。」達叔咁講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtAAWNgnlB
「好！」光管陳回應。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZiT7ypFdY
「自古英雄難過美人關！」達叔指住「大銅武神」講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV45e6Ke7p3
「唔係同講我丫嘛？」「悉英雄」咁問。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiZT128S38
「慳D啦你！」我講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauthUe2oCU
之後「達叔」就變得同「大銅武神」一樣巨大，再變成…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5u3Z5QmOs
我由下至上咁望佢，一對高踭鞋，橙色短裙，水手服，唔通係…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53jlyWdsjB
「美少女戰士﹒愛野美奈子？！」我再向上望…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0X8INdeG0
「唔係，我係—愛野戰美奈子！」達叔咁講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtD4azTDNf
仲要一幅扮晒可愛嘅樣，但係…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejQtctWIlV
我見到佢個頭仲係「達摩」咁，我真係想自殺死咗去…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7C6ILVDZr
「好Q…醜樣啊！你老味！」「大銅武神」都忍唔住嗌起嚟。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJR66MZB6Y
佢仲雙手提起巨劍就兜頭劈落「達叔」度…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEnzjdY9DN
真係唔好話我手指拗出唔拗入，我真係表示十分支持「大銅武神」斬死佢。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYv2etarIdt
(攀 ~！)646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJiZpUIPrh
「哎吔！」「達叔」個頭當堂起咗個瘤。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0jIiFgOoP
「YEAH！」全場一片掌聲。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcLx2It35A
「女人都打？」「達叔」問。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnhaTRILd9
「師兄，你變少咗個頭啊。」「光管陳」尷尬咁講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ792mp4lzhP
「係噃，再變！」「達叔」大嗌。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QJvsT3I7P
佢企返起身，再次變身，呢一變就唔同喇…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsEB6zXylH
真係變出閃閃長髮，眼大鼻高嘴細細，好可愛嘅美奈子啊！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIQOSEWght
而我同一堆石像都忍唔住向佢裙底一(目及)…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtCHjoGu6f
結果隔夜奶都嘔埋出嚟，佢下面凸起嚟嫁！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRYlKMlxZ9
呢一刻石像兵被石化咗，「居居」反咗肚，「悉英雄」去咗洗佢唯一嘅眼…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IsFR6o7I1
而我就繼續嘔我嘅奶。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyFQXqdDE3
至於兩位高人，「光管陳」同「余二十」就一於好少理，佢哋亦都開咗拖…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW6m36XlWU
「九曲追魂劍！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ1bqKKl6i
嗰九把邪劍就飛向「光管陳」…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFxb6JkMHE
「玉麟金劍，擘天式！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVYiEW4BVc
「我閃！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4mlaQM94B
「余二十」果然唔係等閒之輩，佢係我見過唯一一個可以避開呢招嘅人！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FqXAhEzNz
「我避！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vYJVJNSBW
「光管陳」亦都不甘示弱，避開咗「九曲追魂劍」嘅攻擊…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkayERjtB2l
但係叫得「追魂劍」，嗰九把嘢真係好似追數咁追，死追佢唔放…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tio2BKksL
「睇嚟要出「鳳凰七重天」喇！」「光管陳」咁講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioVw66zcEq
佢講到好似呢個絕技，可以用嚟打敗「余二十」咁。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIQMNLGvb5
「鳳凰七重天﹒飛鳳炎鱗！」佢一連飛出幾十支火焰鏢。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDJRvWaz0B
一邊擋住「追魂劍」嘅來勢，一邊反攻返「余二十」…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW59R4ahSSD
「我再閃！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9X8OEw0vk
「我再避！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlWa8fjvcj
佢哋兩個就係咁，一直你打我打你，你閃我又避咁…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW0OjVbJ1g
原來高手過招真係會咁，閒閒地幾百個回合，但係個個回合都差唔多…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMt6oS6PYa
睇得耐真係有D悶，都係轉去睇其他嘢好…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNUB1Xd2Ws
「鳳凰擺架！」原來達叔都識呢招。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfRE0fwiIk
本來一招扭動PATPAT嘅招式，配上天使面貌嘅女性去做，堪稱一絕…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC5vr5BQmg
但係由一個有J嘅女性去做，就變成堪稱死絕，觀眾們死絕…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxND0mLrim
所以，我都係決定放棄呢邊視角，睇返自己先。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLv2uCU2EFP
唔講唔覺，一講就覺，點解D石兵一直都唔攻擊我嘅？唔通佢哋都睇緊戲？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdSNuxk4AU
但係唔係噃，佢哋原來一直啤住我，咁點解唔出手呢？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpJJNykVvk
「哈哈，我呢個圓型陣勢，堪稱宇宙第一防守陣，睇你點攻破！」石兵將軍講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Gvu2wmXn7
噢，唔怪得知佢唔攻啦，原來仲守緊。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoUsLIY5Tf
我本來想繼續唔同佢打，再去睇多陣戲，但係我發覺…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3ZWHTHXOJ
我真係唔啱睇文藝片同四級重口味，所以我決定自己出手打陣好過…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTP33quLJNN
「英雄！洗完眼未啊？居居，唔好玩扮死喇！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6UguJQTHe
講完佢哋好快就返埋我度…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJE6KCtkYm
「頭先真係差D盲啊！」「悉英雄」講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuShnS3IHoK
「汪 ~！ 汪 ~！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNNvWGEyu1
石兵佢哋講到個守陣咁勁，我當然冇咁蠢，就咁同佢哋打啦…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2r7WLbDyE
「你哋咁多人都唔攻我，反而死守，你哋知唔知醜嫁？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKimNGAwkp4
我想激吓佢哋，點知佢哋竟然一齊另頭，成班都真係唔知醜，好在…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO14RkdlMP
「三角攻擊陣！」佢哋個石將軍知醜就夠喇！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBtkZcsuJQ
「好！就等我趙子龍上身，百萬軍中救阿斗！」我大嗌。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEFHhxPvpz
「屙咩豆話？」「英雄」嘅廢話我當然冇理。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6O6dbdSIK
我手執三尖兩刃銀槍，騎乘「居居」呢隻白獅，再…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxWLfirVDp
被「英雄」呢隻「慧眼」所騎乘，直衝入去石兵群中，目的只有一個…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMANOZPCMpH
當然唔係懶有型，而係「擒賊先擒王」，我要一擊即斃佢哋個將軍！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsTEFT16ls
(待續)646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvHMtIkU5K
下集預告︰646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWVwLSYcWL
「心靈封鎖！」…「阿狗，靠，晒，你，喇！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJToiDbssRW
註解︰646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHDV84Bx1m
(1) 有J嘅女性 — 個「J」字講緊男人性器官。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmZNxrmqUK
(2) 文藝片 — 呢度你形容緊好悶嘅戲。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45qSRIHbBJ
(3) 四級重口味 — 「四級」應該係香港獨有。十八禁色情暴力片，之所以四級，主要係因為冇格仔。「重口味」意思係老人家先啱嘅口味。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE10vZEf20
然後按「加至主畫面」