第九回 孤身走我路286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVniaaH0v4D
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自從冬叔走咗佬留底個爛攤子比我同冬嬸，睇返公司盤數先知冬叔一早步處好晒，之前D行家欠佢嘅錢都收返晒，公司戶口一豪子都無，銀行條數只好留比冬嬸我無能為力，見佢一把年紀人財兩失好可憐，硬住頭皮幫佢手執埋D手尾，跟住就正式加入失業大軍。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MHmpWnmna
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5lslPrI1I
無同老婆講我失業，唔係怕佢擔心而係怕佢煩，佢D邏輯比較奇怪。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjgtZeYPYG
以前試過同佢講如果失業唔知做乜好，結果佢話：[你咁鍾意玩HiFi咪去個HiFi Sales囉。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtUZahB3AZ
咁我夠鍾意睇四仔啦，唔通又可以去做AV男優咩？有咁易我就唔洗不斷食檸檬啦，四十幾歲人無學歷又無體力又無技能，見過好多唔同工種，D人一見你係中年人又無經驗即刻耍手擰頭。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2Hl7MBll0
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzZ5Gl1JZv
馬死落地行為咗搵食只好乜工都試下做，試過做送水，返咗半日就比人話無氣無力唔請，又試過做飲食，一日打爛幾隻杯結果比人炒咗，連步兵都做過，可惜唔夠印巴搶單。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfV7DyxT1s
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCJ9y3Ih60
好彩有一類工種係唔需要乜野特別技能，真係乜人都請，你地一定會以為係做保險或者傳銷啦？No la ，出賣親朋戚友呢D野我唔做嘅，我講緊呢一行好特別，因為你只需要有腳力同笑容。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXSJzRf1TR
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWBHz3plPn
成世人除咗結婚好似未著過西裝，今日第一日返工好難得著住一套整齊黑西裝，照照鏡望落都重幾靚仔唔差得過劉華幾多，換好衫就行出去一個即將開賣嘅新樓盤大堂，見到一大班人有男有女有老有嫩，男嘅同我一樣西裝筆挺，女嘅短裙高踭鞋。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pTboXAUzj
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6myc4suAo
大家都著到靚一靚，只要一有人行過D女就好似夜場做嘅小姐咁笑到四萬咁口行過去，男嘅就好似馬夫咁沖過去係咁叫老細呢邊，成個場面有D混亂又有D搞笑，呢班香港特有產物就係地產經紀，三更貪五更富完全係香港人寫照，好彩以我今時今日嘅職位唔洗再做呢D野。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumxMTCMhha
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMAjv9N5UD
就係我隔岸觀火欣賞緊呢場大混戰時有人叫我，一個同我一樣著黑西裝矮我兩個頭嘅肥佬慢慢行近。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQAjfYPpVo
肥佬一口潮州音話：[你…叫阿明…係唔係呀？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6c1ZBvY7SZ
唔知佢有幾耐無行過路，睇見佢行幾步路呼吸都好似有D問題咁喘晒氣標晒汗，呢個肥佬就係呢個場嘅老大。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BeDcv5YXA
第一日開工見到高層點都要恭恭敬敬咁叫聲：[阿頭早晨，係呀我叫阿明。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDdRxRewcf
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTIaTXswME
佢抖順條氣之後講：[嗱，你唔好企呢到啦，過去企嗰邊睇住佢地。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6D1BheU85
然後一手指住商場入口嗰位。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb9UCriPYI
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCQhK4MjQn
嗰到好丫睇得重清楚，我應咗一聲：[哦。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDGIXMuXr2
正當我想行過去時肥佬又叫停我。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfqoS0hA2v
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQDBfjYoRO
肥佬：[等等。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPF3jvB1I8
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4q7Tyt72yg
轉身望住肥佬問：[乜野事呀阿頭？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcPGkBeAhh
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge8Z9fsET8
肥佬示意我烏底身，然後佢係我耳邊細細聲講：[如果班友又打大交你唔好理佢地。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIbjWTCmG2
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgmVM5ecc7
我：[吓，打交？個個都著到咁斯文唔會呱。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX02741myvr
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIDIdbMjxN
肥佬笑一笑話：[美中關係一向都差。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalbPDy6whc
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYN8PfXoDe1
聽到我拗晒頭：[美中？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvNbEaWgCA
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqziLbPDJTh
肥佬：[美聯同中原呀。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSLca04zMn
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVq4DqoURvI
我：[哦…]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQyYFnt2yy
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDibXZfLQVd
肥佬：[佢地上星期先打完。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFVbZxC0qi
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz5FxQ1MPu
我：[又睇唔出喎，咁如果真係郁手都由得佢地呀？會唔會搞出人命架？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqlYYlX1Gz
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ610l03r8Ta
肥佬：[唔會，成班病壞手軟腳軟邊有本事打死人。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoPA0wgD3w
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvLRinobdB
我：[咁點處理？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYz87cWCJNt
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm19YPml6Y
肥佬：[咁梗係第一時間叫清潔過嚟睇下地下有無水呀垃圾呀同清走D雜物啦。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BwQCWVOZY
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma7RHrx9U2
我係咁點頭表示明白：[咁我地做乜呀？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLInIGMEz2
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlJqBSMeOc
肥佬：[咪睇住佢地做囉。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO40FppOs7
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU2PQqoLx9
肥佬陰陰嘴笑住話：[我地做保安嘅職責只係維持秩序，啫係叫D人排下隊同埋唔好塞住個商場入口，打交呢D野已經超出我地工作範圍我地無權管。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ULbkRdMiA
呢個肥佬咁卸膊嘅…286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PJJSdpBcB
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL2VzdCZL8
我：[咁…如果佢地唔停手呢？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOiT8iWlEZ
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bUJxehkRF
肥佬鎖晒眉話：[你估劈友咩，幾時見過打交會打到唔停手丫？打麻雀就會唔停手。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdsbb6nfYl
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ19gFCLmNj
我：[咁又係…]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjuiKjEX6G
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQefiKBSQN
肥佬又再拉一拉我叫我烏底身，又再係我耳邊細細聲話：[我地保安部開咗個盤口，睇下呢個月打最耐係幾多分鐘，你有無興趣玩下？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlwPrKtDox
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmOGgeeJpT
我：[睇嚟呢個場都經常開波喎。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmXxssuclB
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mAD2Tzjx5
肥佬：[當然啦，唔係點解叫你唔好理佢地。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWocPnRAzJ
正所謂小賭可以怡情大賭可以變李嘉誠。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Moommf6XV
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLoPK8qYBP
我：[咁…現在個盤口係幾多？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENxMrxIbGk
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZvz7u9znb
肥佬：[上分鐘之內一陪一，一分鐘以上一陪二。比個貼士你呀上次佢地打咗唔夠三十秒。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM97G4FpOTJ
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1w8hAlvLO8
我：[咁如果打唔成呢？]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6BAFCWXN1
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NgTb5pzOG
肥佬：[莊家，啫係我通殺。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJgMULc0bT
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOZBBsZe3b
我：[原來如此…]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAO6q0LvW8j
果然係老屎忽，唔怪得之可以做保安部大佬。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXncwMDHSoj
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6AWwOwIT5
我：[咁我細細地玩下。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeuJITviVg
然後係銀包攞咗一舊水比肥佬，佢收完錢之後笑笑口咁慢慢行返入保安室。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBc7UhV4SeP
行行下佢又轉身對住我講：[記住笑笑口呀，如果唔係一陣又比人投訴話我地保安成日黑口黑面架啦。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh3J5AayYU
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5M4ZJrdx7
我：[哦。]286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXc2x9tRa8
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5e8EXaQWb
第一日工作正式開始，返保安真係好無聊成日企係到發呆，唯一娛樂就係睇下女同望住班地產經紀爭客。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47ZltZN8QM
幾辛苦先磨到夠鐘食中午飯，以前都係一個人食飯多估唔到新工都依然係一條友食，睇呢我唔只無女人緣，連人緣都無。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhw9YLVH8i
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVsNnRw8Bk
好彩我唔係唯一一個，望下身邊好多人都係一條友食飯，個個都係望住手機，286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUVa7CefT6
就算一班人食飯，D人都係各自望住部手機同其他人係零交流，有時覺得都市人真係好冷漠。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDeNQRMvG1
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbjW94wdXX
忽然我諗起文欣，呢排掛住搵工都好少同佢傾計，唔知佢有無跟我提議去做呢？286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1flVP0dpV
雖然係好難同人開口講有性需要，特別係女人，好易比人一個好淫嘅錯覺，但係有時非常期就要用D非常手法先可以達到目的。286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9YJyazvdF
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJJEYtkxPK
~未完待續~286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1si3RD6VxP
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDvxpoyMnB
286Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsNFqEA6zT
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