(故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬巧合)470Please respect copyright.PENANA8AcHJ0KzPa
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「娶老婆一定要娶處女!」470Please respect copyright.PENANAs6RJhEIdsw
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「就算唔係處女,自己老婆個處都一定要係自己破嘅!」470Please respect copyright.PENANAP604rYb4ey
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喺呢個二十一世紀,思想開放嘅年代,仍然有不少男士有「揀老婆要揀處女」呢種守舊觀念,本人就覺得假如真心鐘意一個人,係絕對唔會介意對方係咪處。470Please respect copyright.PENANAAs7iWz8Okn
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因此以上兩句說話我並不認同,但係由細到大我老豆同老母都喺我耳邊,不停灌輸呢兩句說話。470Please respect copyright.PENANA0IJhEmjwC8
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大家唔好誤會,佢兩老並無宗教信仰,思想亦唔係封建守舊,佢地之所以一直叮囑我要揾個處女做老婆,其實都係為左我條命仔著想。470Please respect copyright.PENANAN9QjoB7LS8
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因為我一旦同非處女結婚,就會七孔流血而死。470Please respect copyright.PENANAlgaZgwRH34
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聽落好似好荒謬,我第一次聽到嗰陣,都覺得天下間點會有咁無稽嘅事?470Please respect copyright.PENANAoo5CQIEFCs
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咩娶唔係處女嘅女人做老婆就會死,呢種講法完全就同嗰啲「食剩飯大個會娶豆皮婆」一樣,都係毫無根據。470Please respect copyright.PENANAffqelQwLUv
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所以,我自細就唔信我老豆老母呢套講法。470Please respect copyright.PENANAGE2yK8qT7p
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直至到十八歲嗰年,參加過我老豆個細佬,亦即係我阿叔個婚禮,我先知道原來一切都係真有其事。470Please respect copyright.PENANAdaQYKu02en
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我阿叔就係唔信邪,唔理多位親友嘅勸阻,堅持要娶一個離過婚嘅女人做老婆。470Please respect copyright.PENANAjjcSefckn7
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離過婚唔緊要,問題係個女人唔係處女。470Please respect copyright.PENANAqg2dB6QbTX
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雖然時隔已多年,但當時嘅場面仍然歷歷在目。470Please respect copyright.PENANAdPIY60yu5D
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喺一間神聖嘅教堂內,我阿叔對愛人講出「我願意」,並喺交換戒指嘅嗰一刻,突然噴血倒地。470Please respect copyright.PENANARyomzOq9aC
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準確嚟講,唔單止係個口吐血,就佢連一對眼、兩個鼻哥窿同兩邊耳仔,合共加埋七個窿,都噴出大量鮮血。470Please respect copyright.PENANAUugxIiBahD
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場面既恐怖又嚇人。470Please respect copyright.PENANAISC9b3PqUc
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最後,我阿叔因失血過多,當場斷氣身亡。470Please respect copyright.PENANAYgMgkbA5ZQ
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呢件事對我衝擊好大,一嚟血腥嘅畫面十分震撼,二嚟阿叔竟然真係死左。470Please respect copyright.PENANAMKXU5mlsYn
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自此我先明白到,老豆老母原來無「昆」我,娶個唔係處女嘅女人做老婆,真係會死人。470Please respect copyright.PENANAQyQkQv09xn
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至於點解會有啲咁荒謬嘅事,咁就要追溯返我阿爺嘅阿爺嗰一代。
我阿爺嘅阿爺以前係個蝦蝦霸霸嘅地主,得罪人多稱呼人少,有一次就唔小心得罪左一個茅山道士。470Please respect copyright.PENANA5FSGa0sQIc
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據聞佢強行拆人地個道觀,霸左塊地嚟起屋。470Please respect copyright.PENANAvV97D8YgDZ
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個道士為左報復,就施法落咒,詛咒我阿爺嘅阿爺,以及其後世子孫,娶老婆如果唔係娶處女就要七孔流血死。470Please respect copyright.PENANAkh2WAGZnM9
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後來,我阿爺個阿爺五十歲大壽嗰年,想迎娶第四個老婆,個臭道士就趁機會,夾埋個大妗姐裝佢彈弓。470Please respect copyright.PENANAd14zPfinBH
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佢叫個大妗姐揾個青樓女子,包裝成黃花閨女,介紹俾我阿爺嘅阿爺。470Please respect copyright.PENANA8q0Bu4TAOM
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結果個臭道士真係奸計得逞,我阿爺嘅阿爺娶左個一雙玉臂千人枕嘅風塵女子為妾,拜堂嗰一日,夫妻交拜完之後,佢就吐血身亡。470Please respect copyright.PENANAEg5sIB5njZ
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個詛咒並無就此結束,而係一直流傳落去家族每一代男丁身上。470Please respect copyright.PENANAdfIvJk6FsS
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我老豆就好好彩,喺讀書時期識到我阿媽,一畢業出嚟做嘢佢地就結婚。470Please respect copyright.PENANAm1nulL4FAc
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話曬嗰個年代大部分女人都守身如玉,我阿媽同我老豆都係第一次,佢地結婚完全無問題。470Please respect copyright.PENANACV6FJZBNVz
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就係咁,我老豆避過一劫,仲生左我出嚟,個詛咒則隨之傳到我呢一代。470Please respect copyright.PENANAp4oIKP3j9r
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隨年月變更,社會風氣越嚟越開放,男又好女又好,喺呢個年代,仲邊有人會將隻「豬」留到結婚嗰日。470Please respect copyright.PENANAwfJJ0fEYe8
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除非係超級虔誠嘅教徒,否則正常上到大學,好多人都破曬處。470Please respect copyright.PENANAfJlhWk2o18
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好樣啲嗰班,讀中學就已經破左處。470Please respect copyright.PENANAvJcFZ7Vir0
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我女朋友Veronica就係屬於樣靚波大嗰批,佢話佢讀大學嗰陣就無左第一次。470Please respect copyright.PENANAWJ41LdmdcP
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相比之下,我就遲佢幾年。我係出嚟做左兩年嘢,二十五歲嗰陣識到Veronica先破嘅處。470Please respect copyright.PENANAfBrT0zEXxi
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即係話,我嘅第一次俾左依家嘅女朋友,但係對方嘅第一次就唔係俾左我。470Please respect copyright.PENANAtTGmIymyIG
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有啲人可能會介意女朋友個處唔係自己破,我就唔介意呢啲嘢。470Please respect copyright.PENANAEuAYZ5hRcL
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因為小弟條件唔好,屋企唔係有錢,個樣亦都唔靚仔,由細到大都溝唔到女,所以有女朋友已經好心滿意足。470Please respect copyright.PENANAErmifF8qGW
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更難得嘅係,Veronica又靚女又大波,一個外在條件咁好嘅女仔,竟然唔介意我又窮又柒,咁都肯同我一齊,我覺得自己真係幾生修到。470Please respect copyright.PENANAmouPGUBLlV
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注意:呢度講嘅大波係36E,純天然無添加,揸落軟淋淋。470Please respect copyright.PENANAvyZx8nhtkQ
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除左「胸前偉大」之外,佢個樣都唔差,同日本演員佐佐木希都有幾分相似。470Please respect copyright.PENANA5t8sooGyUc
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講真,一個咁完美嘅女人,願意同我呢個柒頭毒撚一齊,試問我仲可以介意啲咩。470Please respect copyright.PENANA6xkBM65CVg
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我地拍左拖兩年幾,差唔多都三年,大家感情一直都幾好,好到都已經去到談婚論嫁嘅地步。470Please respect copyright.PENANAFLmo0TKcY7
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對方不時都借啲意問我幾時娶佢,只係一講到結婚,問題就嚟啦。470Please respect copyright.PENANAoUArQONUes
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Veronica唔係處女,個處亦都唔係我破嘅,背負家族詛咒嘅我,假如同佢結婚,隨時就會落得我阿叔咁嘅下場。470Please respect copyright.PENANA9kRAscBNtG
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面前咁嘅情況,我真係唔知點算好……