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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks487Please respect copyright.PENANA7PAKFt2tpL
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead487Please respect copyright.PENANAADDHFggH1t
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air487Please respect copyright.PENANA7kstOhdGgb
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.487Please respect copyright.PENANAWIhIWEHp9A
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead487Please respect copyright.PENANALt7HYhQBh3
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a487Please respect copyright.PENANAgLBLJ4lsOI
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old487Please respect copyright.PENANAwGr2EpP7Qk
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,487Please respect copyright.PENANAobvfqm5dpN
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry487Please respect copyright.PENANAI7MS5JwzWy
voice:
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAC2I6DX84vi
Who are you? Are you bard? I just487Please respect copyright.PENANAUHkHkM3qbK
found my dead sex slaves, and now487Please respect copyright.PENANAdyK7nUwjVK
you're crawling up, disturbing my487Please respect copyright.PENANAsKQaNVzV0n
ritual.
BARD487Please respect copyright.PENANAH85o2OHb9y
And so you brought your flesh dildo487Please respect copyright.PENANAW2vuZL13wD
too?
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAxBbaxMzbuh
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD487Please respect copyright.PENANA88tIt7gZVG
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANA77yqVNtyDJ
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and487Please respect copyright.PENANAUATXQsajJa
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAIZ8WhKJPSj
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna487Please respect copyright.PENANADqTxv6tPty
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the487Please respect copyright.PENANAgeduUcz0wF
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.487Please respect copyright.PENANAkWee5eid0N
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard487Please respect copyright.PENANArrObnxgMV9
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The487Please respect copyright.PENANA7aGjEpAoYn
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON487Please respect copyright.PENANAJJH9KpG2Vw
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAPWpI1qEGol
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your487Please respect copyright.PENANAorLhl36thE
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a487Please respect copyright.PENANAK39qMltHob
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping487Please respect copyright.PENANA1FKrV0B32r
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up487Please respect copyright.PENANA3svUT3JeiT
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish487Please respect copyright.PENANA8HAncpblem
their plans.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAPFD5upRjIF
(to Bard)487Please respect copyright.PENANAMvBrxYqp8r
See what you did? You set me up.487Please respect copyright.PENANAdnZmYaOCB0
You didn't tell me that I'd have to487Please respect copyright.PENANAczUncI1HgO
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd487Please respect copyright.PENANA11PYtC0OqA
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which487Please respect copyright.PENANA4foJdPxcbM
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's487Please respect copyright.PENANAfiElKygcdO
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears487Please respect copyright.PENANApXfSqUhgcs
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.487Please respect copyright.PENANA268Mf7KoKR
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD487Please respect copyright.PENANAjzlkLZ3fjX
(offscreen)487Please respect copyright.PENANAEPGnthEiH2
You assholes. You can't catch a487Please respect copyright.PENANAm7q2hdxoj8
ghost.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAQpQEsNj0zx
You fuckers. You put me in a487Please respect copyright.PENANAU6rV6leh6o
vulnerable position when I was sure487Please respect copyright.PENANAvP4B2ZnVSw
the Batman would be here. Now487Please respect copyright.PENANA8j0ewNg85N
you're all gonna get what's coming487Please respect copyright.PENANAmQk01PudvZ
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins487Please respect copyright.PENANAk881KZk001
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall487Please respect copyright.PENANA3Mvcj8PgXR
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks487Please respect copyright.PENANAXuwub4qjpp
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder487Please respect copyright.PENANAW16O6seqIL
blades.
BATMAN487Please respect copyright.PENANAM2uH60iZAb
(concious)487Please respect copyright.PENANA5UG3FslEon
What are you gonna do to me? I487Please respect copyright.PENANAJ08gBEi9AV
think you've committed murder, so487Please respect copyright.PENANAhg58yKSBzP
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the487Please respect copyright.PENANANdQ6kPQ0ob
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his487Please respect copyright.PENANAPzssHlamBW
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE487Please respect copyright.PENANAqswoeqZ5kw
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do487Please respect copyright.PENANAqb5R7BG7Th
this.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAX4qkWVmggB
I'm going to finish him!487Please respect copyright.PENANAMDL2tV2gsq
Constantine, I'm going to finish487Please respect copyright.PENANAEJmkDti7ry
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked487Please respect copyright.PENANAyc1z2Jqkng
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER487Please respect copyright.PENANAHkyiSRGFJM
(holds up his arm in487Please respect copyright.PENANAynmy5OzlcU
protest)487Please respect copyright.PENANAtdFenGWUEu
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He487Please respect copyright.PENANABCZrzncJ3W
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with487Please respect copyright.PENANAvqxUMKBYgK
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's487Please respect copyright.PENANA4LYDSQY4Hd
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.487Please respect copyright.PENANA9486Rmuwl3
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAKVhsN4bZa1
He was mine, and I stole him from487Please respect copyright.PENANATGOjT7Ayih
you. He was my revenge. Now you487Please respect copyright.PENANAtljPQG297n
will pay for your disobedience. He487Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ2AjTephi
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is487Please respect copyright.PENANAByquZl3cxR
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he487Please respect copyright.PENANAWawJTUTYoC
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then487Please respect copyright.PENANA6tbDHMUvuu
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN487Please respect copyright.PENANAIsBM6NH3Mg
(awake)487Please respect copyright.PENANAjOjM9HRQSN
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his487Please respect copyright.PENANAn1taWMuIxv
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the487Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ3jrMNLuy
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is487Please respect copyright.PENANAyzlza0mqil
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAKrl7xNIDVt
You still have a chance. Let go of487Please respect copyright.PENANAj07o9o4jOK
my hand. If you allow my hand to487Please respect copyright.PENANAalOcLLENS9
come off of you, you will end up487Please respect copyright.PENANAFTjh3fvSmw
just like your friend.487Please respect copyright.PENANAr9JU2wpeyJ
(tries to pry the hand off487Please respect copyright.PENANApMiTwbM2pM
of his head)487Please respect copyright.PENANAml2KE7m6cs
It can't be. No. No. He's still487Please respect copyright.PENANA28607TSdPu
alive!487Please respect copyright.PENANA21IyzMJYlM
(falls to his knees)487Please respect copyright.PENANAObRmpq6fIi
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE487Please respect copyright.PENANA88Qhnery6M
(from a distance)487Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3lfxaVmgI
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN487Please respect copyright.PENANAWegQqNAEi6
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the487Please respect copyright.PENANAEslm6Bq86s
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN487Please respect copyright.PENANAQZ7sHbfNvc
(beat)487Please respect copyright.PENANA0rHxXoNtFo
I can't get it. I can't pull it487Please respect copyright.PENANAZGKydgN7LX
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into487Please respect copyright.PENANA91DLLwCaqE
the forest.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAzXCtJkGrK0
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE487Please respect copyright.PENANArfJ9mu79Yo
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the487Please respect copyright.PENANArq1Uh6BJVA
Batmobile.
BATMAN487Please respect copyright.PENANAJlwpgSobxs
(screams in pain)487Please respect copyright.PENANAYPOdDNRjOq
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into487Please respect copyright.PENANAgElnmzJsGC
the forest.
BEATELAGE487Please respect copyright.PENANA1vo5i7JsbG
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE487Please respect copyright.PENANAFrO54iGkbB
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN487Please respect copyright.PENANALXCpp5J4QA
(is so weak he can barely487Please respect copyright.PENANAHhyWCj2ynJ
stand)487Please respect copyright.PENANAAtohxM63zL
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into487Please respect copyright.PENANA6H7Af1Ip29
the forest.
BEATELAGE487Please respect copyright.PENANAXJRhO4WdF4
(passionate)487Please respect copyright.PENANA6tazqiNb8E
Don't let them drag you off this487Please respect copyright.PENANAYnIdMvRA85
beat.
BETELGEUSE 487Please respect copyright.PENANAtcJXZyxlsQ
(peers at the Batman)487Please respect copyright.PENANAn3p5OpQZPn
Is that all? Do you really want to487Please respect copyright.PENANAGqizFrzQLd
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 487Please respect copyright.PENANAtKlSiCGTaZ
(ashamed)487Please respect copyright.PENANA9OktSIw0Hg
Don't say it. Take a peek in the487Please respect copyright.PENANATc0lnafHcE
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,487Please respect copyright.PENANAlFvPLsHY7B
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT487Please respect copyright.PENANAIRPHvQu04d