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FADE IN:
EXT. TOWERS - SINGLE WOOD TOWER - DAY
We see Lydia walking down the street with two spooks684Please respect copyright.PENANADk3UQMa2Ci
following behind her. Lydia dies. They turn into five dead684Please respect copyright.PENANArMFIWChial
prostitutes in masks, skulls and robes. They hover in the air684Please respect copyright.PENANAUEUZ3J4rup
in a semi-circle, like a spotlight on a strobe.
The fifth cokie? Betelgeuse. He's the ruler of all the dead.684Please respect copyright.PENANAMxzL5OgR4f
They form a huge X. The women all fall into it, in a dead684Please respect copyright.PENANAzOHHiubE3K
pyramid, and disappear. The X ripples out and disappears in a684Please respect copyright.PENANAAWEyr2PVuR
puff of gossamer smoke.
EXT. WORLD HALL - ADORABLE WIZARD OCCULT CHURCH - DAY
Betelgeuse the horned lord lands with a ker-POP on the old684Please respect copyright.PENANAKCnTvyVPW4
brick steps of the abandoned and dilapidated World Hall,684Please respect copyright.PENANAwjvCWWrm1M
crawling out of his coffin as a lobster.
A gnome rushes up. Betelgeuse says to him, in a low angry684Please respect copyright.PENANAqkCBeoEN3n
voice:
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANARLGTe7BsEF
Who are you? Are you bard? I just684Please respect copyright.PENANA6qNHHejsQv
found my dead sex slaves, and now684Please respect copyright.PENANARxrZgCx9Yt
you're crawling up, disturbing my684Please respect copyright.PENANA2QaRYH1wy5
ritual.
BARD684Please respect copyright.PENANAWGJVMf0Ws9
And so you brought your flesh dildo684Please respect copyright.PENANAAZa3c9L9Xr
too?
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANA10NK8nNmG1
What's wrong with a flesh dildo?
BARD684Please respect copyright.PENANAop29cECOKe
I will haunt you.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAhJimBlZQlo
You will not.
The gnome raises a hook, and they both fall into the mud and684Please respect copyright.PENANA5CWXimjGZ2
start fighting, just like they do in the occult movies.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAlzllD6G8fZ
I'm the only sex dildo that's gonna684Please respect copyright.PENANAkfB4rt10yS
get it.
INT. INFERNO - THE SACK OF LEONARD STARK - DAY
Leonard comes up the underground fire escape and sees the684Please respect copyright.PENANAtipF7gu00l
Masked Reaper and Betelgeuse fighting over his wife's head.684Please respect copyright.PENANAt0qfjUvW9V
Leonard yells at the Reaper to stop. The Reaper grabs Leonard684Please respect copyright.PENANAji3JecY3mR
and begins crushing his throat, but Leonard fights back. The684Please respect copyright.PENANAOdVClJul3t
Reaper picks Leonard up by the throat. Leonard yells out "SON684Please respect copyright.PENANAIGI0ApGVFz
OF A BITCH!" as the Reaper crushes his windpipe.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAGdFp0JrKRz
You little shit. I'm gonna cut your684Please respect copyright.PENANAE481NNxQkZ
fucking throat off.
He hefts the decapitated and dying Leonard up and strikes a684Please respect copyright.PENANAR7f2Udoux8
blow with his free hand that sends the Masked Reaper skipping684Please respect copyright.PENANAyAC82cpOyl
over to the edge of the room and plunges to his death.
EXT. BENDS - DARK ANGELS - DAY
The men discuss the situation. The dying Batman looks up684Please respect copyright.PENANAzyC2o4rf9R
towards the pines. The three "coyotes" move in to finish684Please respect copyright.PENANADohMbxob33
their plans.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAEsxKOIVeh8
(to Bard)684Please respect copyright.PENANA9ebK83Nm6r
See what you did? You set me up.684Please respect copyright.PENANAbLjSYXcfdv
You didn't tell me that I'd have to684Please respect copyright.PENANAI6LetHXVye
fight Leonard Stark, or that he'd684Please respect copyright.PENANAk2jrbbZdhe
be a ghost.
Bard tells him that he took too much of the Phoenix, which684Please respect copyright.PENANASiUB6EmEdd
was weakened.
Betelgeuse grows angry and lunges for the dying Batman's684Please respect copyright.PENANA3TJz1UPwEm
throat, but to Bard's surprise, the Masked Reaper appears684Please respect copyright.PENANAc0GcyPXdY0
behind him and SAVES HIS LIFE by shooting Bard in the back.684Please respect copyright.PENANAsCL9xQGJui
The ghostly Batman crumples to the floor, gasping for air.
BARD684Please respect copyright.PENANArXAGSKe02y
(offscreen)684Please respect copyright.PENANACHD5EIjYoN
You assholes. You can't catch a684Please respect copyright.PENANAQB7TI7xKQm
ghost.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANA5J4w43DK0e
You fuckers. You put me in a684Please respect copyright.PENANAWFKMyuIf8U
vulnerable position when I was sure684Please respect copyright.PENANAzmoYwm8WBO
the Batman would be here. Now684Please respect copyright.PENANA48knBDjCoh
you're all gonna get what's coming684Please respect copyright.PENANA7qJBT20ErR
to you.
He hefts the almost dead Bat-man up over his head and spins684Please respect copyright.PENANAu6R0QtvYSK
him across the room. He slams the prisoner against the wall684Please respect copyright.PENANA3tlstknwbe
and draws his giant blade.
Betelgeuse smashes the captive to the wall again, then knocks684Please respect copyright.PENANAUB4cIlWbRU
him down with the flat of his blade between his shoulder684Please respect copyright.PENANA1Mz55G2Kea
blades.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANApLO3hbeD6E
(concious)684Please respect copyright.PENANASBvFWH6R8H
What are you gonna do to me? I684Please respect copyright.PENANAjb6l3tt2jU
think you've committed murder, so684Please respect copyright.PENANAXhnQoWzmvU
why don't you just kill me already.
The Masked Reaper grabs the unconscious Batman by the684Please respect copyright.PENANAWVpAiZQ00Z
shoulders, and holds him upright. The dark slashes across his684Please respect copyright.PENANA1kRBHPqEcF
face, and leaves a huge gash across the throat.
CONSTANTINE684Please respect copyright.PENANABgY5MmWiHi
Betelgeuse! Please don't. Don't do684Please respect copyright.PENANAB4OTATYigt
this.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAmxY1xbLtU2
I'm going to finish him!684Please respect copyright.PENANABIm6Jb4WDR
Constantine, I'm going to finish684Please respect copyright.PENANAMkaIYzWh8N
you.
He screams as Betelgeuse begins to slice off the Masked684Please respect copyright.PENANA4Tu9nOd7EK
Reaper's head.
MASKED REAPER684Please respect copyright.PENANAD4Lmrp3GI5
(holds up his arm in684Please respect copyright.PENANAo6Wuvz5AHx
protest)684Please respect copyright.PENANAf6tam26xTj
Constantine!
Betelgeuse returns to stand over the nameless Batman. He684Please respect copyright.PENANAf7TK3gToX6
places his hand over the Batman's head. The air fills with684Please respect copyright.PENANAcFQnPXP4hh
electricity, and sparks begin to fly off of the Batman's684Please respect copyright.PENANAYIRgbuKNO8
chest. \
The electricity fires through his body, destroying his cells.684Please respect copyright.PENANAReCsxlqtMZ
In minutes, the Batman's body will be lifeless and lifeless.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAKFLfj7g2HK
He was mine, and I stole him from684Please respect copyright.PENANA33v7reeJlI
you. He was my revenge. Now you684Please respect copyright.PENANAa0oIkLLOZ2
will pay for your disobedience. He684Please respect copyright.PENANAfp78ThGx86
will do this for you.
The Batman is running out of oxygen. The electricity is684Please respect copyright.PENANAXCkdDJjdXk
hurting him so much, the only way he can survive is if he684Please respect copyright.PENANAfFzcvfLgSP
breathes.
The Masked Reaper places a foot on the Batman's head, then684Please respect copyright.PENANATJXnjZ9AGC
places the head in a vise.
The Batman's body begins to rot and rot.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANAqZLrojTY0y
(awake)684Please respect copyright.PENANAp96ILmJBYq
Wake up, Batsy. Please wake up.
A bright light surrounds the Batman's head. Suddenly, his684Please respect copyright.PENANAq87LD7rcVK
eyes pop open.
The Batman is standing in the middle of a forest, with the684Please respect copyright.PENANAKKv3J5acHe
Masked Reaper's hand over his head. The electricity still is684Please respect copyright.PENANAINPp8IFAsL
burning through his body.
The Batman begins to run towards his Batmobile.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAzXKbC04XAz
You still have a chance. Let go of684Please respect copyright.PENANAGySwxZgC0X
my hand. If you allow my hand to684Please respect copyright.PENANAqGDuukmbOC
come off of you, you will end up684Please respect copyright.PENANAVcVyAGp3k2
just like your friend.684Please respect copyright.PENANAsOPvs9gGLy
(tries to pry the hand off684Please respect copyright.PENANA2hxpBtdXEv
of his head)684Please respect copyright.PENANA3vHusxMC4X
It can't be. No. No. He's still684Please respect copyright.PENANAgnkCtyrbMS
alive!684Please respect copyright.PENANAmfeFKyuF9t
(falls to his knees)684Please respect copyright.PENANAKOgqrSaa9n
Oh, the Batman can't be dead.
The Batman continues to run towards his Batmobile.
He finally reaches it, and tries to get inside.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.PENANAmxavmMHoEo
(from a distance)684Please respect copyright.PENANANpeKeAFszm
Save me! Save me!
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANArxm1Y6JvDG
(slams his door shut)
The Batman slams his helmet onto the dashboard.
The cockpit fills with exhaust.
The mask comes off of his face, and the mask drops to the684Please respect copyright.PENANAjcBSWJWzDk
floor. He's holding his intestines in his hands.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANAudTeTpgYTH
(beat)684Please respect copyright.PENANApRTEzLTe1g
I can't get it. I can't pull it684Please respect copyright.PENANAO0WHHl25Qz
out.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into684Please respect copyright.PENANA194VpWGBAH
the forest.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAWPV6RXby0a
Is that all you got?
The Batman climbs up on the dashboard.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.PENANADrXIlGFdUk
Come on, you're still alive.
The Batman grabs the handle to the windshield of the684Please respect copyright.PENANAldQmOuv2tq
Batmobile.
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANAzprlEDUftp
(screams in pain)684Please respect copyright.PENANAtbwHpTEUuH
My intestines are inside me!
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into684Please respect copyright.PENANAhYt4YY6BY3
the forest.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.PENANA2IKPdbgQal
So you have some organs in you.
The Batman feels his insides.
BETELGEUSE684Please respect copyright.PENANAgYw41sihdS
Do you really? Then come here!
BATMAN684Please respect copyright.PENANAJOkGsNgBn9
(is so weak he can barely684Please respect copyright.PENANAIk7Qb3Opkt
stand)684Please respect copyright.PENANASKk3rVZlgq
You won't get me.
Beat drops the Masked Reaper's mask, which flies away into684Please respect copyright.PENANAhEPgZM7dJO
the forest.
BEATELAGE684Please respect copyright.PENANAhRgVfx6XuV
(passionate)684Please respect copyright.PENANABPEj3UsGhu
Don't let them drag you off this684Please respect copyright.PENANAT2kdvWsXUL
beat.
BETELGEUSE 684Please respect copyright.PENANAsXwVcQf9Ol
(peers at the Batman)684Please respect copyright.PENANAWnVBZAkrqE
Is that all? Do you really want to684Please respect copyright.PENANArMIyUnGld4
get to know the Dark Knight?
BATMAN 684Please respect copyright.PENANAiiKmL2g0K6
(ashamed)684Please respect copyright.PENANAzqsQQvKBFj
Don't say it. Take a peek in the684Please respect copyright.PENANAjjObbeb0sQ
window.
Beat and Betelgeuse watch the Batmobile slowly,684Please respect copyright.PENANAkOE3epZom2
uncomfortably, drive off into the dusk.
FADE OUT684Please respect copyright.PENANADkhGbj7URz