這手機八成是中毒了！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcLoEm3fCF
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUUOtNWl9N
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04cENetW6D
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ66gvnKH5k
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw6UNjw3Rw
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比方說最早的這一則：1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhypwMXzjuO
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N9a5YPBCu
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDKEevvA0J
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTVYX4TYJV
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSrjsnfKaR
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVHG7PBNod
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd58Qa8SnQZ
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXspCuenb6
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL8lLGuuEI
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9tQ9sq9j4
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21DEijQpXV
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlqU56hCbw
刪掉！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO16agHcU0y
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NQO7zAK6C
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJY80cbbs5
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihUbt3tYmZ
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrbMegUqKR
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuR2XTENSv
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG5shMlLKw
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIw9AMYtiQo
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYztoyCJ3Mh
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWH6vhGMzf
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5oLuKBJdC
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其它還有像...1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim1oi1tiCQ
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCYuGQYEY3
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcFNNABp2Y
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0T3Kj8K9x
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GRPUVfCyd
我沒有存款！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCUzv0yaLZ
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QqDJXRs80
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我也沒有朋友！！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7BiuAfRwY
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX04YO00cOL
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMukmcAzEQ
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEsSbyZYD0
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6kyADIsDi
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWCT4rLu9D
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX4mIWA3Xv刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wxkijEC2k
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyMxkP6KNM
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEiah2AzYV
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx40FML5AT
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBCvZP7v23
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5bAUMSKFD
1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3VQR2iAjk
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1099Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQ2mIF4x0V
然後按「加至主畫面」