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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyDlpkeHJL
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsZkUhw8BX
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPybBtcnbJv
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比方說最早的這一則：1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSE6pxgTy6
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWRQuObJHa
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFHyko9fkj
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZ6d8JLLoS
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkTMJwldmh
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7jeFB5xMK
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刪掉！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBO64B31SDN
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLE3csz5gk
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4IwBgR4yR
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpydrsxKfex
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6zxaywaDg
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjo0gODGUS
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJ4MExn3bL
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXBVnc8vy6
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其它還有像...1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGDkBokQmD
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eLN6vaBA0
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa28XFCrQQV
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsivB8nuvBK
我沒有存款！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1sM6xcpAN
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaY5KGcFbS
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我也沒有朋友！！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡND3gqqSVzh
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5lWTSNqZK
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcQJdItN2t
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCSBrI07na
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnD5rMDH3l
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyJ1w81nFD
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZw761OmUD
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cXI3Y9N1G
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICkehJ1alm
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1015Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeEWiHiDqT
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