CHALKBOARD STORIES
Proposition 1: It is possible to determine everything that was ever written on a chalkboard from the traces of dust they leave behind.
The hard chalk squeals in pain as the young man drags it across the board. He stops for a moment, then writes a second:
Proposition 2: It is possible to reconstruct a life from the traces they leave behind, the ways they affected other lives.
Yes, he thinks, that's it. Stretching, he adds an underlined title above the two sentences:
The Chalkboard Proposition
-date-
The big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAmnkvV8tsGc
The ally-ally-oh, the ally-ally-oh,1048Please respect copyright.PENANArKKVKjo6NO
Oh, the big ship sails on the ally-ally-oh,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAUPNVhVZkA5
On the last day of September…
"Oh, come on, you've got to tell me who you're taking to the social!" Esme titters, throwing her luscious blonde hair back with a flick of the head.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAWME6TP3YVP
"Just someone." David was an unusual person; quiet, introverted, and the secret crush of nearly every girl in his year (not to mention ones younger and older). He had well defined features – piercing blue eyes, observant, brown curls hanging over his forehead and the faintest hint of facial hair sprouting beneath his tall nose and under his chin.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA5i6NXccFP5
"Don't tease me, Dave. Give me a name." Esme pouts in what could be considered a sexual way, and a few distant onlookers wolf-whistle. It took a lot to get the self-proclaimed beauty of the school to give that face.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAdE8B9rYgy5
"May, I'm not going to tell you that." He sits down on the grass oval and opens his chemistry book.1048Please respect copyright.PENANALz4quFF1aR
"Okay then. First letter."1048Please respect copyright.PENANALp0fRiv6qp
"May –" Her bottom lip sticks out even further, and she bends over, batting her eyelids. Shit, David thinks. If I don't say anything soon she's going to be undressing for me right here.1048Please respect copyright.PENANABsG0rN7oHy
"Okay. It's an B." He sighs.1048Please respect copyright.PENANANYtTPoOtRM
Immediately, Esme straightens herself, and pulls up her dress which had casually fallen a centimeter or two during her maneouvres. "B for bitch?" She adds, helpfully. A hysterical laugh.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAE42YGgxjbM
"No, what the hell, May?"1048Please respect copyright.PENANAcBbrWuMWUH
She puts on a young, girly voice: "It was just a joke, mummy, no need to get so uptight!" Another laugh. "Ohhhhh my god, it's Bronte, isn't it. That SLUT!" She gasps theatrically.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAmaav3bA06u
"No, it's not Bronte. You wouldn't know who it is." He takes out and puts on his glasses and focuses on the book on his lap.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAByeOt5CPgF
Esme smiles conspiratorially. "You're quite the puzzle, aren't you?" A more sophisticated person might have used the word 'enigma' instead.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAWIwrZWM5ZJ
David looks up. "Only if you want me to be."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAIJ4lSzTXOe
"Haha…" He can tell she doesn't understand him, as he expected. No one would.1048Please respect copyright.PENANARxzveSQ7p3
Esme's group of friends appears suddenly, as if sprouting out of the ground like unwanted weeds; dandelions, pretty at first sight, but as you blow all the frills away you see the filth underneath that spreading over your garden.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA2YmHE682H8
"Well, Dave, I've gotta go. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!" She giggles, and her friends follow suit with an irritating chord of nervous laughter.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA00SxQklwXp
As if in reverse mitosis, they form one impenetrable cloud of gossip that slowly walks away, emitting the occasional 'No way!' or 'Oh my god!'1048Please respect copyright.PENANAYcQuBZa3Fb
David sighs, and closes the book.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA3umSI0AjXp
He can't concentrate now.
-impurities-
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAgoKmkv0cZn
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAy9RZOq9OU0
He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAeZa92I4Fjc
And they all lived together in a little crooked house.
sample: H2O1048Please respect copyright.PENANAm6czAYTBlW
sample volume: 7325kL1048Please respect copyright.PENANAdxgecb5KTO
hypothesis: i am alone1048Please respect copyright.PENANAh7c8UBO4w8
method:1048Please respect copyright.PENANA7h1NLpx2re
-extract impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANAZMQofnuqiV
result: collected 109875L of impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANAPTu8Dwq5Hc
hypothesis disproven1048Please respect copyright.PENANAXtMWFngToh
hypothesis ii: i am alone, here1048Please respect copyright.PENANAGJwsDEPx5n
method:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAdjwDKFM3nK
-sift and sort impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANALxbokqRsUv
result: collected 809550mL of relevant impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANAHc0XeKx3uP
hypothesis disproven1048Please respect copyright.PENANATLv3tEPFKV
hypothesis iii: magic does not exist1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvsYxEvTwC7
method:1048Please respect copyright.PENANABjovpiDbcx
-collect 2mL of relevant impurities1048Please respect copyright.PENANAPhkzx0kBwl
-place in flask1048Please respect copyright.PENANAx5qvPiPbAh
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANApA2LS7EHY2
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANAua1gPvCE9I
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANAe3fWlnvRh9
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANAPlcr3xapqY
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANAp0V1CFmJW5
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANAc9bMHgJseM
-wait1048Please respect copyright.PENANAmsCfiwDkPP
-until something magical happens1048Please respect copyright.PENANAt0rWUJ5oLC
result: i waited1048Please respect copyright.PENANAVt4w0aqHmA
result: i wanted1048Please respect copyright.PENANAeO1PATjNcq
result: i failed1048Please respect copyright.PENANA4yn8DUECFM
result: i hid1048Please respect copyright.PENANAdNR4qG0nDv
result: i tried1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvzPbtSEXvI
result: i searched1048Please respect copyright.PENANAIZoGn9oCoR
result: i found1048Please respect copyright.PENANAxg01xpLyGL
result: i found something magical1048Please respect copyright.PENANAb3h3Rw1O6N
hypotheses disproven1048Please respect copyright.PENANAzUKsRDFzsu
i am not alone
-sign here-
Monday's child is fair of face,1048Please respect copyright.PENANApI1hr4x7lp
Tuesday's child is full of grace,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAxgSNZv0RKG
Wednesday's child is full of woe,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAbS7eUqkDvU
Thursday's child has far to go,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAqvIJtDOq1Z
Friday's child is loving and giving,1048Please respect copyright.PENANABJ19of6sFz
Saturday's child works hard for his living1048Please respect copyright.PENANAXhS0jTqPxG
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day…
The author signs the book, another thank, another person. The line goes on.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAPzqvAmdyqt
"The name's Gretta. I'm your number one fan!"1048Please respect copyright.PENANAqVvk1xcgm4
To Gretta, my number one fan. -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANA7Isrc7tx4z
"I really loved your book. It touched me so much. I've had similar issues myself…"1048Please respect copyright.PENANAbruNJ4Gh3W
To quote a cat meme: 'Hang in there!' Don't give up, Jacob! -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANAKCGpgJWJOW
"What an honour to meet you! I'm lost for words."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAJJBr91iYHO
To Kyle, my number one fan. -sign here-
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANAox4oG0NrP8
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANAa7tA40aDhF
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-1048Please respect copyright.PENANApNeSTl2rKQ
To (name), my number one fan. -sign here-
Endless, endless, endless, and they all mean nothing. Dammit. The pen has run out of ink. He reaches for another –1048Please respect copyright.PENANAdjE8DjsGgs
"No need to." The author looks up at the voice, and is greeted by the figure of a young man, possibly mid to late twenties, perhaps even in the thirties. Streaky blonde hair, slightly awkward gait, but something elegant about the entire presentation. A smile. "It's already signed."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAXe3DEqBzlv
The author opens to the inside cover, and sure enough, there's a signature there. It's not his own, though.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAaaJdXnqx5g
This is for you, Hector. I want you to know that I'm sorry.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAW2KDRuVbvv
Carolyn1048Please respect copyright.PENANARyXZikSbXy
"I'm sorry, I don't quite understand –" The author is interrupted by the young man.1048Please respect copyright.PENANACUI4zMUOmy
"You don't need to. It's only a mystery if you make it one." There's an audible muttering of impatience from the people in the line, and he glances back quickly after he finishes the sentence.1048Please respect copyright.PENANADkcVZscY4B
"The book isn't mine. I bought it second hand." He takes closes the cover, and takes it back. "I think there's a greater story in those fourteen words than what could ever be expressed in the entirety of your book."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAkgalFaXwka
The author finally sees; and – for a moment – for an eternal, deathly moment – he wants to cry.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAcY4lkO91qo
"Yes…" He manages to form the word. "…I agree."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAbKc8jHhyKi
The young man offers nothing for a goodbye, simply walking away; but, just before he exits the bookshop – he turns back, and gives one last smile – that happy, sad, confused, surprised, goddamn smile.1048Please respect copyright.PENANABYeRlcmo14
The author doesn't want to let himself believe it, but he's sure, so sure, that when the man returns home, he'll play an old record of some Shakespeare, sit by his Shigeru and with his long, shapely fingers, play the most impenetrable and so unspeakably beautiful harmonies.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAsbq4Y2JD4C
The clearing of a throat brings his attention back to the person in front of him.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA1KZGqbTY7U
To Samantha, my number one fan. -sign here-
-ghost 54-
"When will that be?" say the Bells of Stepney,1048Please respect copyright.PENANArzeuzJ71CJ
"I do not know" say the Great Bells of Bow.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA1FBZGvHl4w
Here comes a candle to light you to bed…
It is known that ghosts do not come out in day, but only at night, or in the dark.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAf17aHI3y2C
Why is this, experts ask?1048Please respect copyright.PENANATRAtpz6Y6x
And why is it only occasionally that ghosts are found in groups?1048Please respect copyright.PENANAQFbDvoPMjG
It was decided that a study must be conducted.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAeb94drPGP2
We stayed at the Crawley Cemetery for five nights, with video cameras, audio recording equipment, and an ectograph.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAMJcJntSjkT
Each night, we video the cemetery, record audio in selected areas, record a transcript of all dialogue at our midnight campfire, and place the ecto-sensors around the cemetery, transmitting information to the ectograph.
NIGHT 1:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAF8MpvUCInT
Video cameras find nothing.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAbC4wQzHoU6
Audio finds only the faintest of whispers.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA6a4aGu4zJx
No ectograph response.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAO9cPIPuW2D
At our midnight campfire, we had seven people gathered around, telling stories. We came as a group of six. Once pointed out, said extra person vanished. Ghost activity suspected.
NIGHT 2:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAf9X1w2iTmS
Video cameras find nothing.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAyNoQ7y1R92
Audio records crying at a frequency unnoticeable to human ears. Had to be edited.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7rSUwaUe9
Slight ectograph response.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAk3Rou9gl8w
At our midnight campfire, we sensed a presence, 5 foot 4 inches tall. One member of our group panicked, and bailed from experiment.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAJI2Yq001x5
The presence feebly tried to morph into a replica of a human body, but the image collapsed.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAevY7XTaoOg
We have christened the presence 'ghost 54'.
NIGHT 3:1048Please respect copyright.PENANAlUKCLvLTI9
Video cameras find a group of ghosts, touching, walking through each other, but seemingly without the knowledge of each other's presence. Further study of this phenomenon is required.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAnjgu54LMuC
Audio records multiple prayers being said through the night. Again, frequency had to be edited.1048Please respect copyright.PENANASP0yvpbVfr
Ectograph gives huge response. Large ghost activity in area.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAcz0hROMBlz
Ghost 54 returned to our midnight campfire, seemingly trying to make contact with us. Sounds made were unintelligible. We managed to capture it: we have placed it in a cage.
NIGHT 4:1048Please respect copyright.PENANA4VUZhsi30K
Video cameras record images of horrific beings, humanoid but monstrous.1048Please respect copyright.PENANADaxME4iY9h
Audio records unintelligible noises. This phenomenon requires further study. Possibly an attempt at communication.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA6JrH4rmwY7
Ectograph spikes, has buffer overflow. Line of activity goes off the top of graph before the machine breaks.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAOj8h4whHXK
We repair the ectograph during our midnight campfire.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA8EVnhmAZdx
One of our remaining 5 crew members has an epileptic fit. We attempt to calm him before he morphs into a monstrous ghost before our eyes. We restrain him, and place him in the cage. We have lost another crew member.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAnHu4MPAorC
Ghost 54 is silent.
NIGHT 5:1048Please respect copyright.PENANA5rForU1dnx
Video cameras show many people walking around the cemetery.1048Please respect copyright.PENANARpizZbo3I3
Audio records many casual conversations.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA1fBaQeBnmr
The repaired ectograph gives no response.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAf1tCaQ3UOB
The cage contains our crew member and ghost 54. We cannot tell which is which, as both no longer resemble ghosts, both seemingly human now.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAmcSrRUkq87
No ghost activity was found at all.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAdnJLV76z0O
At midnight campfire, we go back through previous footage and recordings. They have changed. Frequencies are back to normal (edited versions had to be re-edited) and unintelligible noises now resemble human conversation.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAeQVPCKJJqy
We congratulate ourselves on our unusual findings.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAz8FYIcbPTJ
To celebrate, we watch the footage of ghost 54 being placed in the cage.1048Please respect copyright.PENANANsBhR66aT3
We are surprised to see in the recording, us placing a perfectly healthy (and struggling) human into the cage.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAkhhhn4IObl
The footage has not been tampered with.
This phenomenon requires further study.
-whish-
Jack and Jill1048Please respect copyright.PENANAToEqoyMIkT
Went up the hill1048Please respect copyright.PENANAtjLTomA8bL
To fetch a pail of water…
The hill is silent, serene – peaceful, he wants to say.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAyJYxAXN0pp
This is his place, where he can lay the storm of thoughts rushing about inside his mind to rest.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAVHVESBAh2U
The climb is harsh, and he recalls when once – as a younger child, perhaps 11 or 12 years old, he twisted his foot on a rock, and it never quite fully healed; you wouldn't notice it at a glance, but there's something ever so slightly awkward about the way he carries himself.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAHrliv1wVWi
But he still does it, perhaps once a month, sometimes more, sometimes less, because of the Whishing Well.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAXiMJGx3e0c
That's what he calls it; the old, defunct well at the top of the hill – the Whishing Well. His own little private joke. And on those nights that he sneaks out of the house to climb up, he drops something precious down the well and makes a wish, then lies under the glimmering stars for as long as he dares before heading back down to his house.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAgujR8UMncT
Tonight is different.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA2wLf92qGKp
He has nothing left to give to the well.1048Please respect copyright.PENANACN4IrZ2jnp
Or, perhaps, he has everything to give.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA92ouskULgp
He knows that this is the last time he's going to go to the well. He doesn't want to come back after this, because this – this is his final wish, the most important thing in his whole life, the one thing he wants granted.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA8MlMECUnyb
He reaches the peak, and kneels beside the stone circle surrounding the pit. He makes his wish, and as he does so, he can't help but let a few tears escape; each echoing hollowly as they splash against the bottom of the well.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAnxVg0feFRs
The sleepless moon watches over him, gliding so slowly across the sky, a guardian, a confidante, the only other that will know the wish, the light reflecting of his streaky blonde hair.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAffgbN1G4Ej
He opens his eyes. The wish is over.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAJWJBhJgY8m
He wants it. He needs it.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAgM3xFONCwN
With a sigh, he walks back down the hill.
The next evening, his parents are crying.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAMLYqCcFXWy
"We're proud of you, son, no matter what." They're smiling, but they're shocked as well, shaken.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZyKSNUJ8G
His dad, eyes red, pats him on the back.1048Please respect copyright.PENANA1Xx4iWWPRY
"Go get 'em, tiger."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAUaqvGlIse3
And so a door closes, another opens.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAI6vxtnw0PQ
He walks out, a half-hearted goodbye, a see you soon, and they watch all the way as he walks down the street.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAeCqe1g1iCw
The thirty minute walk gives his time to think about what's going to happen, to him, to them, to everyone they know.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAeudaKok6Tu
He reaches his destination, and there, a slim, quiet figure waits, extending a hand upon sight.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAdMEnLgGvq1
He grasps it.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAL0kPDYZayP
"Ready?"1048Please respect copyright.PENANA6fAAFVeiRe
The person answers. "Ready."1048Please respect copyright.PENANAvgTE32O2nO
He can tell that they're not, really, but they're going to do this anyway.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAC8kXw98y64
They can hear all the noise from inside the hall, growing louder as they open the door.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAZmFvOtpJNy
Silence.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAdb9Tko3akL
Everything stops.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAADIT6nhJpB
And he thinks of his wish, still strong in his mind, and walks, hand in hand, into the room.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAPZgvfyyMlz
I wish…1048Please respect copyright.PENANAYVqz24jAw7
I wish…1048Please respect copyright.PENANAkY3sKZFt6m
Esme cries.
-extract from memoir of a ghost by david whishaw-
When Adam delved, and Eve span,1048Please respect copyright.PENANAXKhHuQIj3S
Who then was a gentleman?
I'm walking new territory now, no footsteps in the sand before me. I've thrown everything that I knew and loved to the winds, and I'm scared that I'll take the journey alone. Everything is different now, but even in those first, tentative steps, I know that however hard this will be, something magical is waiting for me at the end. And when I glimpse that beautiful thing, still so far away, rising over the horizon, I'm going to run, oh, I'll run, and I'm never looking back.
Just watch me go.1048Please respect copyright.PENANAjp4K6boPqK
-chalkboard stories-1048Please respect copyright.PENANAer6axz6bMU
its only an enigma1048Please respect copyright.PENANAebXSz6blRs
if you want it to be