「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dNfUGXHHm
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文，坐在麥當勞裡，桌子對面的那個男人， 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊？？？」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8tbiNJ1Nb
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「我想和妳上床。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZaNJtncph
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「………呃不是，我聽得很清楚，我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwip8p5Z0dQ
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「嗯，所以我今天才來找妳。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CJZVQF5w4
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媽啊，我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現，又約麥當勞這種地方，八九不離十是加入直銷了，正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓，結果完全不是我想的那一回事！620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EMRwHTrfz
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「你是怎麼了啊？得癌症了？還是你大冒險輸了嗎？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpT24xSkGB
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「沒有，我想跟妳上床，因為我想，沒有其他原因。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cHMSCYdDs
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭，我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaQh2T4KrQ
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過了一段尷尬的沉默，面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼，我開口了，但還是講別的事。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTL1es1x9W
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「你女朋友呢？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe5DreLheJ
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「哪一個？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRKmUJNRnO
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「靠什麼哪一個，是有幾個啦…」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUmo6sQS8B
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「兩個。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg04IT9rzO
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2d8EFcQuy
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejeZzNvCqg
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍？」 620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp54Uw6PM1u
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「對。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVW9TF9eI7
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx4Lbrob9r
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO725dCUKoY
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎？ 」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc1cY7iLoF
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5DA7PW2tG
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「這不是重點啊(囧)，而且關我屁事啊？」 620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrj3qm5cEod
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kIhTVsush
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎！ 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fAOaBa9pY
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媽媽的，害我都語無倫次了。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSn3wB0glu
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「有，以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguWzLFQa76
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3pBVjU6hn
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「回我妳願意嗎？ 」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWB36GoTlrT
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「你真的很有事……」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBnbiiGmfx
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「所以妳願意嗎？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrAwBO9DuE
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友，一碰面就要上床，擺出一附誠懇的樣子， 人家就會答應你嗎？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaq2Q3IYrm
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「嗯。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaIwHfAweR
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「嗯個屁啦！！！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcRdQu2zNg
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「那我換一種方式，瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳，約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zfHix0unL
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「那就更垃圾了啊！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWDW5pNwq9
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「對，所以我不要這樣。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXpK7WgxEL
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子，是真小人就對了？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuXwXLy0tK
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「也可以這麼說。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy8CMZp3V3
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「沒關係，妳考慮一下，我不急著今天。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQALlgUaOuN
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊！？ 620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkR160RjyY4
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「走吧！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgL8P8KBoY
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「走去哪！？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xiikXq9YH
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「送妳回家啊，還是妳考慮好了，現在要去旅館？」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LBCcje6gy
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「我要回家！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJAQXiWk08
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「嗯。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKohxw4MnSX
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接著他送我回家，一路上沒再提這事，也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事，還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了，直到我家門口。620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2WZK4o9iN
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLApFDqACRK
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「…………」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6FNGtWVJe
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「我知道啦！賣擱共啊！」620Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDEsGrHTWj
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