「我想和妳上床。」
我差點把口中的可樂噴出來。474Please respect copyright.PENANAwdFQhHzQ0P
那個戴著細邊眼鏡、身材細瘦、長相斯文,坐在麥當勞裡,桌子對面的那個男人, 突然就這麼說了。
「蛤啊???」
實在沒有別的反應可以給了。474Please respect copyright.PENANAIUpXV6WSDz
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「我想和妳上床。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAiy9t8dxZzL
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「………呃不是,我聽得很清楚,我是說呃…你知道自己在說什麼嗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAYxy0u9DuRz
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「嗯,所以我今天才來找妳。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAFGDq8RJk1L
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媽啊,我以為這個很久沒出現的朋友突然出現,又約麥當勞這種地方,八九不離十是加入直銷了,正想趁這個機會好好罵他一頓,結果完全不是我想的那一回事!474Please respect copyright.PENANAkLG8sdlEkH
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「你是怎麼了啊?得癌症了?還是你大冒險輸了嗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAMTKK7twpMg
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「沒有,我想跟妳上床,因為我想,沒有其他原因。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7ahcpqaYlr
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「好了夠了不要一直講什麼上床上床的…」
扶著額頭,我覺得對面的朋友像外星人一樣。474Please respect copyright.PENANAxJRhiMLlJG
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過了一段尷尬的沉默,面對那雙〝我在等妳回答〞的雙眼,我開口了,但還是講別的事。474Please respect copyright.PENANAG24iABV5RR
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「你女朋友呢?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAzwSh3sPwnk
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「哪一個?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAPfZPv5gNlk
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「靠什麼哪一個,是有幾個啦…」474Please respect copyright.PENANAU967lLfN4h
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「兩個。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAviMW40VDV5
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「呃……所以我知道的那一個是哪一個?」474Please respect copyright.PENANA2q0A3SZ3BT
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「交往五年的、大的那一個吧。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAjroQcQ1j2W
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「所以你還有一個小的嘍?」 474Please respect copyright.PENANApIge8RHdXJ
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「對。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAOMImBcH7Kp
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「有兩個女人了還不夠啊你?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAqPiijsdiaX
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「我沒有要妳成為我的女人啊。」 474Please respect copyright.PENANAiqAUMag0vc
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「我是說…(翻白眼)你有兩個女人了那方面還不滿足嗎? 」474Please respect copyright.PENANAXjdq4yS5X2
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「我和大的已經沒有性生活了。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAaYMxxUh86P
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「這不是重點啊(囧),而且關我屁事啊?」 474Please respect copyright.PENANAJkHHS7HNvZ
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「我很喜歡妳的乳房。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7trvEVeR3f
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「有人會直接用學名來講嗎! 而且你沒有看過我的呃…我的乳…奶好不好!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAmucupri1z8
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媽媽的,害我都語無倫次了。474Please respect copyright.PENANAJA8mCQdjT5
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「有,以前一起出去的時候有不小心看到溝溝。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAv1EOuulTfv
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「我不曉得該回你什麼了…」474Please respect copyright.PENANA5SjPQ91RBS
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「回我妳願意嗎? 」474Please respect copyright.PENANASyGIjN3WIn
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「你真的很有事……」474Please respect copyright.PENANAVB7zvbBAg6
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「所以妳願意嗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAGFsGA4Ms6R
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「你以為你隨便約一個很久沒聯絡的朋友,一碰面就要上床,擺出一附誠懇的樣子, 人家就會答應你嗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAfdRzVYqe6i
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「嗯。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAuGtysHsrDy
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「嗯個屁啦!!!」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7nERIEoar3
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「那我換一種方式,瞞著妳我有兩個女友的事、騙妳說我喜歡妳,約妳出去玩、體貼的照顧妳、三餐照顧、溫馨接送…然後妳就會跟我上床了嗎?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAf4bDQ5M9KA
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「那就更垃圾了啊!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAmprqZWjvP6
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「對,所以我不要這樣。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA5QkNt7DjD3
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「你的意思是說你不當偽君子,是真小人就對了?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAh8rdKxeVDI
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「也可以這麼說。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAqbgCgcQgnI
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「沒關係,妳考慮一下,我不急著今天。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAp9huIjt2Ld
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「……………」
這男的腦子是什麼構造啊!? 474Please respect copyright.PENANA3xWgWwXa8c
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「走吧!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAw0q3PNdnGb
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「走去哪!?」474Please respect copyright.PENANANW5R1Jeyeq
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「送妳回家啊,還是妳考慮好了,現在要去旅館?」474Please respect copyright.PENANAFhFPbt2lHK
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「我要回家!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAdLkVuXwfV0
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「嗯。」474Please respect copyright.PENANA7bKD6Wsjqn
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接著他送我回家,一路上沒再提這事,也沒做什麼奇怪的事情或說奇怪的話。沿途都在聊些生活的瑣事,還有對方如何應付兩個女友的本事…我還是覺得自己被整了,直到我家門口。474Please respect copyright.PENANA5U7VVMocnO
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「請妳好好考慮我的請求。」474Please respect copyright.PENANAnuUvu3Vjn8
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「…………」474Please respect copyright.PENANAszGRSPauw9
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「我想和妳474Please respect copyright.PENANAVgSgkYYfrb
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「我知道啦!賣擱共啊!」474Please respect copyright.PENANAlzUcXLnlES
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待續。