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歷史中,孔子是個山東人,還是個2.21米高的彪形大漢,據說到了五十歲還可以徒手打死山豬。
在「呂氏春秋」裡,更是有著這樣的記載──
孔子之勁,舉國門之關,而不肯以力文;
意思就是這位至聖先師能徒手扳開城門。
前陣子,孔子的武勇事跡在各大網路掀起了話題,意思大致上是「論語」我們都讀錯了,實際上真正的意思應該如下──
原句:子不語怪力亂神
翻譯:孔子不說話,只是用怪力把人亂揍到失神
原句:朝聞道,夕可死矣
翻譯:白天找到去你家的路,晚上就打死你
原句:三十而立
翻譯:沒有三十個人,我都不屑站起來打
原句:君子不器
翻譯:君子殺人是不需要使用武器的
以上諸如此類。
現在,就請各位發揮你們的創意,重新詮釋孔子在「掄」語中表現出來的各種事跡吧。
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