從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkdg9joA0y
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1ENracGWl
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dZCB4ACjR
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBqeP4nn0m
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nAomZaQmN
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNy2iQrKCw
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimyFjR20yA
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fr2mSrcS6
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HbX2v3VdT
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8zIWAOlJz
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vyQqKJtyT
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DlHf9Upcn
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTC4mi5Y1PA
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耳機插頭默默伸長。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcse5HtEDRW
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sZvPyZnvT
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電電，卒。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPmR6FJU7f
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uKAlgROar
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdro6SiI1zl
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“上鳴！！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJuWfPCmYL
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUjXyVH1uO
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChBKkqDdWl
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhuRFcEBGR
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“我們？！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtQKRsKDez
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小姐姐震驚了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxc12SpkD9
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa88NsPm88I
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6FIHbJLT5
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6itstufcU
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtUfYyo3OX
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgoL2ah1lF
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來日方長。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoJ60LgaCW
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他們還有很長很長的時間。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyGnJbpl2z
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUCkl5T3bD
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1oaetzsW5
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZOChXjVFn
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耳郎︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJl4pY2G6r
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摔！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubsHYLxa6Y
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCMHXvbxP4
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IUAbWHo7X
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e9X7D074Y
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd14G8pjWRg
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“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ekOCZvL31
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkrcqoGI4i
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoqCjv2LAJ
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“……”迷之微笑。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0djoNd8h9z
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“ 擦。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdKKbLlwdx
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfnHiWSpzt
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUvbnnU3pg
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdxiiTXf8U
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也是非常頑強了……461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZvc82iN2L
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aWYW4gqul
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“哇啊啊啊！！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPFHnHocWA
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspOSskSHQz
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTJUk0Tf8q
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9htezvlon
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZxrpVpkj9
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVxlBqQK5k
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpYkU13Ru3
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxu9VKCdPIj
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlle4dJqaHN
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSkcr7Lmvd
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HURX83npt
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94mBdUWw7S
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqcVvrxrSe
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKIMPSfRyh
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想！都！別！想！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlq9KkwqzR
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHDXIyhbWj
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kb6Y7CFy7
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嗯？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIZpq1hjEH
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtZ6Xxm803
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9J1M5qlpZQ
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjgDcrNy6Y
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapOXIBhwHu
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dvtiNG7MP
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBbTwtrtRz
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我一個都不想選！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgUr4hWzWu
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQ5g98PIWg
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqZKwSSw7n
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOf4VJeIww
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“不，我不要！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54djedrKiZ
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“快點。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9xyaoZiRB
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIokaICkvVT
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“少廢話。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ry0CyaWg8
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrudA9Mlme0
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TuI82hTiW
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“想……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaYPpPg8fn
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBngFJFD3q5
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最討厭停電了！！！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB9vN8hSQD
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明天就去投訴物業！！！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEAPNCgftt
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQItVQC9ka
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHxg1DdXBJ
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七點。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9oh3HWNFe
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijtuc9k2PX
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5Zq1oWlVu
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVr33JbKYj
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj3nkChXUk
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“是嗎？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIIetatNHx
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5DVPHl0Ni
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSMBKlczHO
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqgSBhD4ox
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXjRC0CDeG
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8Lx1pLEIs
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVnhBrPv7N
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鎭？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthbSsniI2L
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耳郎扶額︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JJ9dFv2zk
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真是沒眼看了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEc48Zw9TJ
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5UTxBHvVB
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Gn24ESCKb
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrpfURVO7J
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgY0ZZ6GVI
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W06hzgcmN
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBx2Ye0wYmc
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7W9tPRFpb
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7KSZuIZYL
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwf1AtVe0R5
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“喂！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4QRG7j6Bk
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLj0FxC1qz
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRhIbTp8Xe
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dOBqNIVRf
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvj458p6qb
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdKNW6vOsj
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDCC6ON6f9
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ77VvlXppo
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上耳︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYSclPMsan
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這幫家伙真不客氣。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDQ5XhJW2N
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsl31SVZV7
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMenyD2s5Cn
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jO0BIh0sr
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLef0zLQ5q
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd4bvoG67i
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLDYrAGxPV
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE80WbwWWLV
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡet2sMKbTMD
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcITXrQUnT
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0BCGLogrb
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVbX0BbkC1
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAXc3GZoj1
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuZ4lSCeoY
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眾︰“……？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrvCvY31Q9
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJvnjtbRlo
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn4822yGB0
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“我樂意寵她。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRnYF4wkqZ
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你們管得著嗎？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYQg5YaUCS
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