從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KHbGxdt5w
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxum6gDrd8
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VYnySOFGI
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTCwUuclNg
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4FW1QAzHA
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNPD1qOU9x
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQnVgi2mpE
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVxuEvZjNX
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxB17Fj4PU4
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rzorOMKPn
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6kfOThxNm
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0mn8S5YQc
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhCQwYVupg
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耳機插頭默默伸長。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCqCePuUCJ
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qfHDjHj9O
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電電，卒。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMevdRuqXpg
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eyCQBBodQ
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“？？？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sP3A6rPkz
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzNyf0WWP3
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“上鳴！！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONL6WnF7W1
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzTGPL0qbk
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOqrHUKyYR
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJG9VC68db
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“我們？！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92KWmtcc9F
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小姐姐震驚了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8XgUtJgPdR
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08vnMAyqD0
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbyqh8EPHi
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTIhx5Ehki
636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmwgZ98lfH
“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBBCie11m9
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZilWNaeuU
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來日方長。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6MaQYvxhT
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他們還有很長很長的時間。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiiy8mVkoS
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhvM914Eo6
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiU6pF25vU
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡel9ZZcN15d
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耳郎︰“……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb0PdewOdL
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摔！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK33lxMiWMc
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQdsPdkA6m
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fzxEVrTh5
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIP1W3ICbe
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHv4Z0fHPX
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“……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvq2INSWpe
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Upv5Ff7DH
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUF58i2eEza
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“……”迷之微笑。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFCccLjSSl
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“ 擦。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgQqDWFUbB
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1Sg9f2tN4
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7ydFBKy5D
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnFwgttKV5
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也是非常頑強了……636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj1JyfKoJN
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbCzjYXwDW
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“哇啊啊啊！！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipsSlHWKQP
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8YyNifSi1
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAirEpePTL
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dAsatssxe
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyqkhDECfE
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGGkDSPuoI
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MknL444Dm
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj47ulgMLG
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8glJHb90g
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3NzN0QKc3
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI9cdvCV5w
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMILYDepJha
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOguCo3iH1
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FRNj05nAL
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想！都！別！想！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvxncDNRi7
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHBkO6XWFq
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeP1Xq0u2V3
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嗯？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vMrUIZCA1
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmv1wEgwIB
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaehqLhbA3W
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LiMg1g2NR
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwpdZR9RVr
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxVWtRIIAd
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jIfZr2b6j
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我一個都不想選！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdG1gm4LTS
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQDKscS0Yf
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKwPqPbq0x
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNUONdkh3g
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“不，我不要！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qnB8yKGv0
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“快點。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ417QbBof
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXKX7RpS1b
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“少廢話。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxpCJkjVse
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf28d15Q5ZO
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIrKwcPO9w
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“想……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMPHqD3KPu
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcDIiUzlFh
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最討厭停電了！！！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSjmcZ7Bb9
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明天就去投訴物業！！！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoqlOSLYOY
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetb2Mx5xsR
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☆、寵636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLZ954zTUa
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGDf7xK99k
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七點。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplwCpYIjq7
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGAY7MjOLH
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgdATDjCOJ
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGGaujrGVe
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0K7fJrkdM
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“是嗎？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp8wb6PJgs
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsoxqfsABg
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeUclmfLq7
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphqNIFO7xI
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7ioxDSMyM
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaxvXHKMmY
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpg7rPWrpTO
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鎭？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2WL2vaKJQ
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耳郎扶額︰“……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dIixLBc8S
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真是沒眼看了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16C1GuNeAU
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUOtOr0SA8
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKg9PWzD7WC
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnXU8pFvcL
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnb61BSYEat
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2izQ8RhP1
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60a7piszry
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyULfFpbGh
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9Ra8rmsfm
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHR6xiZIq2
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“喂！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R1d3RFMhF
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG9c42SyCI
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkNQpkz4EY
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8RVkvdhbB
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLbMmc4zKn
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HocRfH2vy
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf81nyqbX92
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMizt6UDgTb
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上耳︰“……”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFv9j7bnM5
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這幫家伙真不客氣。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpxbW2UuyR
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVGOQPBPsi
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXK2fFFjnx
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvQxvKtuWs
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PinPnRCXY
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TEHlnuJH6
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFgjuq28kA
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwP7ILrCB8q
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tlsKMJGzG
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MNnzCE2jI
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpJgBlnoC1
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJrG44U4xN
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxXTxeG3xt
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4T2EJeZ4zp
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眾︰“……？”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYl78bSfc7
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDzsCdJrXM
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhj1ke4HKX2
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“我樂意寵她。”636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqo3ECP4hz
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你們管得著嗎？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsK2Hlk4X3
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