從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiQPll5zjI
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOID1WIdDHY
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoJtvarrmo
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvbSvF0Hvf
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBRgt9wi2T
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhpxDVtcHl
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgWM71hJFw
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBuOZUxggf
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5B6NRGgYN
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6bwHxHjMN
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEX2KgYOsI
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi9p78CHD7
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr2h8D5yBe
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耳機插頭默默伸長。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQ0K43Pv92
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwNGROV5VD
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電電，卒。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdIif2UTXO
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRLTIkYy4y
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgFR0jDqMp
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“上鳴！！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xb95lkVsC
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA833g2uRiJ
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9UoIyiLvD
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ638xtU7RWY
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“我們？！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FGgphe8xN
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小姐姐震驚了。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65E4tWl7C5
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCHB7eHa2O
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcsDAqOiMn
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIQpPoGUSL
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1H4cIhdNai
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mv46gqsfZ
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來日方長。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXctafwk6T
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他們還有很長很長的時間。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AtqCnbboR
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTLgLcZBIk
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan3jwFWYcn
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vpg2Vlr0l
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耳郎︰“……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxrl4tcwPF
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摔！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckqKZjTRzo
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPwacxxGIT
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNn4NtOTps
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmk4rJGYbke
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HRZutNemV
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“……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo8dyb63gm
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmcSFaVUI8
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDo2xhYMzPI
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“……”迷之微笑。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SrHpVSIU6
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“ 擦。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCF7cLHZPg
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojH9VvrOT0
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZlAmd8KXC
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZt1tKHwZ1
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也是非常頑強了……425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSll2U5rDK
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmf3G3WICe5
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“哇啊啊啊！！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQSfarmDqB
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbTgIBnKjH
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAXvqeg1jq
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2gxLrHLvJ
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPTwF4Ymik
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lXKfZNpYO
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1hNfm9Cun
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuo2dMgfGg
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ6ZhszKbI
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2qvOI6Sbf
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKMNKOFFZb
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKkpaYrodc
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyiLMXlE89
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmFf9IyVAs
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想！都！別！想！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ1vKJgsqH
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDDNNHNQy8
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeaGfdtpIO
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嗯？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrQGshkKzV
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwF4UabRY9
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuvB4LjYKn
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXY1NlanHM
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKskvcODCuv
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMqS9LQWMJ
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDidvP0wFzG
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我一個都不想選！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4zLEO0OLY
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDexFM0PBAV
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKoW8MOuYhO
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw5taO6qEm
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“不，我不要！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZWfFmJeVP
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“快點。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWJeUmv9ta
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQv71yTuBd
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“少廢話。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFH3TnleaI
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UQM9VKp7C
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeHFJijfJ0
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“想……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGnKRevV5A
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUHCOFk8Rx
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最討厭停電了！！！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kKlSh3KhC
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明天就去投訴物業！！！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Nc7VRTbgX
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq79wKqlbm
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCB25vo50N
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七點。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hj6FCzEyc
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB7QjRwXVr
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZmMRKh74g
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs187pGpvd
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOkIdlRg6l
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“是嗎？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueJ2mV0Nc3
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuf1J11ljc
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqL7lNsX7T
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3c3CpOYgl
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUszZsBBIO
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2Fi55P12y
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVt4BYjcwLL
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鎭？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2Yior7EVU
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耳郎扶額︰“……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9wYyxaY3p
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真是沒眼看了。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmR58BF57k
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MGvRkeF7J
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwn1DcqlqA
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9CUhXd2Wy
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwULRXTqFfZ
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdQa3n2U23
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0c5lRLVqZg
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBldCkdySF
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwuYKOmwWO
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmAg1pxSWB
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“喂！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt8UP6GLkG
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfS6WX8R6X
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdanstbkpdg
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXiFjkqDBv
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATaXy0HkSd
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3eDpBvofM
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBOBMQOHoS
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QY2EbRhDQ
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上耳︰“……”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckbRq2p4C7
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這幫家伙真不客氣。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniP5qH1xhE
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ53lJV6DO
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2S9JEv26d
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3VoHNGR86
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtLkFj7fc5
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZmswnBKBl
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI9otgPDvc
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wxTzKsfks
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFsX2aDPXB
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRwUjxm9Bc
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzano7tKEin
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lkCdSlJsB
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmacPYJl58f
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3fuevpqhZ
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眾︰“……？”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIbcN12NqV
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKlmTpNjnI
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2qXqHqj7i
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“我樂意寵她。”425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeCD8mMMIY
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你們管得著嗎？425Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rP9YpdKEu
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