從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUc2DrILR9
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULhQEUUkco
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5Kij8BAMX
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1zaEZjxfU
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNIOs4hdm6
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzfKcHGqXr
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH4GIwM1NV
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliBNezXgBl
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQpA01RoiK
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhWra85MG8
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSyUuHBtfX
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRGvnBrE0c
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXyUROtvEo
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耳機插頭默默伸長。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QKeXbBHNj
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwyROOXAd6
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電電，卒。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYHRZXefez
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvd1qlh5VQ
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy2GMgSzji
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“上鳴！！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9rIw6Raym
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MrByNCuOi
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGz1lCRKdSV
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv1zaUIbKM
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“我們？！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnCjtWkDvp
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小姐姐震驚了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8EwHOVkT3
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mDUeD8JBd
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCoLknV62m
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt90ETLzbo
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjXTU4EHXp
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2x4SPmvKcB
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來日方長。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7ByLNwkMQ
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他們還有很長很長的時間。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r4DPd7DAS
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKvLp7WMgB
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdJpISfs39
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6VY1w3Wx2
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耳郎︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF0RjHXkrz
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摔！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge9AZpthQM
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJydvHawrLc
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J5rSq7COP
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBNXaCGXNv
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ878pKHOQz4
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mDXsFdBNK
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX05dQjWRam
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“……”迷之微笑。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RLqpDPOfb
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“ 擦。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj9UC132Xb
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeNJ6pZ0yd
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2FL8aQTJR
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF7fkcJp8h
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也是非常頑強了……461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDFODtpR2x
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4O5zWMiiA
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“哇啊啊啊！！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCmJULQcDp
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqDMd4sbKi
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7ZIaNyvBl
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD13lPOCoe
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPJuWfGYvQ
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmSNVKZqa1
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXaSSZc5Xi
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMGJ2Vooeo
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qbUDd1k4Q
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrE6djEIxq
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxJ9EuBSOZ
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunEFAVXLo6
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgKQkvru9v
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHpNjSkBfD
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想！都！別！想！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkSLKOMwYe
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL1wd2C8sl
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93ucwUW6A8
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嗯？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x9Pl0VGJ1
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jIZuUscme
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqrpDzEJbn
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN054TQMti
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM32DjwSs0B
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt24pAHXy4a
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXwZh1G5nU
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我一個都不想選！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsAlNrb9Sv
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LNPKRVZYc
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHIcMQa5qR
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF3sbvrX2x
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“不，我不要！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGV84dia2x
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“快點。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhFjRjHCVy
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGCgwGuoKz
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“少廢話。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qHias8fYG
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3beWhhqUf
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw4JJEqKup
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“想……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmlRVn1nvX
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIuucz8tK7
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最討厭停電了！！！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9unFbg2gZz
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明天就去投訴物業！！！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOygY62w4V
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8mtgu8kbv
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHjrzNAmpY
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七點。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlEuwSnQ5s
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4lvQkcqEF
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUFx6o4Ok8
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8WXeDEwun
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVfOAzI5fQ
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“是嗎？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOtx1G4Eca
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgejQsHANQC
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoBCyfuD26
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigP2RV6fva
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKTuyHDfGD
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6S25TwigO
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsttFNiBx2
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鎭？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1wlS4v4td
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耳郎扶額︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mzeeCk6SD
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真是沒眼看了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7lI5uCmec
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdXMzkU0s4
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIrpD5wMBQ
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoqU2zksuM
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaoMUBzzDJ
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODN2ThCEw0
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q7fUeoyL4
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsSDyTqWnX
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAEGHMZGRg
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRVMgYrDp0
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“喂！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZJKWYoR5J
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bJypmXzMh
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFYGgsU3Gc
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySVPybZwlM
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu2rWbq3h0
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ018Z1pLimc
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AZ4aqZ4pr
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE2sCL0V8M
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上耳︰“……”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq1DmzoiGm
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這幫家伙真不客氣。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BSlwRfSc2
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ4Sc7pUeW
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUmlE8TZl2
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKA9UO8ZRgH
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoacxD3KaKa
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzSEUW0hbz
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAXSmO1Quw
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3xXXd45LD
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk4h8pZEo6
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw2xp7ZzCP
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EBleKDy11
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QVvqkY6rW
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbeEX4oHRC
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk4BQhqWRN
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眾︰“……？”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfL5Runye1
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlxbArOMsL
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGH3jubiB0
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“我樂意寵她。”461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvsFEOdpH1
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你們管得著嗎？461Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtUvLUwKF0
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