從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUOnk5tI4n
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KuaEI6x4F
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDVKI5zY5A
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmunQ4voDA
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTspyTMHaP6
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKwm00X4hT
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzcDbfuiMW
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gguHztdXx
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15qmkaTQXJ
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRXdmZ1N1a
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubAaoYc155
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWtAqZzuzX
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYs8YVI3sZ
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耳機插頭默默伸長。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u4Yl75KhS
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWBTOvJXMY
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電電，卒。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHSVCaTyzZ
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcSzfW0VQY
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QHPJmMBGw
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“上鳴！！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93pLA6VuDz
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawhNKGk0SA
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHurjfThpK
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB4a8ZO3zA
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“我們？！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzY4c9t7htH
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小姐姐震驚了。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYlI7byPnw
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88vaQXV4Aj
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpcZKeP3jz
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcDvbUMleQ
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTd8cUYoJMz
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1PmPCWD84
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來日方長。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ8HKP0UyD
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他們還有很長很長的時間。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIyznnwIUR
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeVirhs8oJ
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozHKR50RFc
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXYi75bV3e
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耳郎︰“……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAsHnwr5aR
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摔！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi0VzocFo0
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttKODRTW62
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWMB135mSk
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCl5pwuUbC
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAdVgrmuOI
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdnfAkCmAS
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKvA2uL40a
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“……”迷之微笑。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkfyP76oPl
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“ 擦。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpsLD0eqdj
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSreIf86bV
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r8ZNmEe0J
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qZR4qcbwr
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也是非常頑強了……407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7COVN5CBPT
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxTrkLOpv9
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“哇啊啊啊！！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNChafVtuq
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXTk0lzD2k
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIi7wChw7h
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehjXucmwvV
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjSYcKGdXH
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM7pZGuIPB
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOtqiJ4FRv
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u1hmbMdEP
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4csyy3GYb
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHB4SCNEV5
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1JJ8LUSF5
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwkz0Dhj2t
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1txlFrzv0U
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqP7zALfYIv
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想！都！別！想！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z0SgYZyKv
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEDfOIzPN3
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdL0Dko4Il
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嗯？407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqciZUehy04
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4BKUPftd5
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXURVRHN5Y
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CIBj8dpPY
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJqGU1IMwa
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtv3O2MVBAd
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6a9wn0u0n
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我一個都不想選！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO8lVjUBfd
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK0gyKS4zY
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyZBou5P4A
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlN684AiFcn
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“不，我不要！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl1iXEQXlI
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“快點。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7OTAC8UiI
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT31TKDzjM
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“少廢話。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q8kcEB9bi
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMSbbD62Hh
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGftZ8iJ6LQ
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“想……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO9APEFAi5
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcb8ffoRfsb
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最討厭停電了！！！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsjtwo7bGt
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明天就去投訴物業！！！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJAVqw9BZ8
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaXPtREyj6
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0JIxFKqR0
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七點。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuh8Pih31D
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmydheppea
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa550fJ9YZo
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFRWQf6Ucx
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMtgybBAqv
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“是嗎？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSvPRWCxE8
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NKWIv80n4
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVyZWwUags
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvu00mzxq8
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3Rp1Zu4mz
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVqMQ1YvVU
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H3GrNUJhz
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鎭？407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnDFoE6GyN
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耳郎扶額︰“……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC08xhRHaU
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真是沒眼看了。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CbTqfHN1D
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k2urjPE4N
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaZwRIB1VU
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NBfrXnY7l
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7MfH1OxxG
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY34an9VqRG
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRcyvWKxkc
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2syjc4OtwZ
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeP0euHLxRz
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUprcNIv9dW
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“喂！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyVhMk7CmK
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjyEhaqpqy
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsSqruSTwL
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7GXNXDYS7
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA2GW1SVRA
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2vpFbs9MP
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeryCQhpXKb
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7ugTOBP49
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上耳︰“……”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3YLQuBR3w
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這幫家伙真不客氣。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k8LA2auHM
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxq2jkpdm8U
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmL86XbBIdW
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y1t7wAwdb
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDw8TuOz8sd
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns3P2V8nUq
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlqEz3s1SK
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01ZsE0QGkL
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmuvRywoHE
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKpDzFk0KB
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTFZ8h4kre
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwClumEEXHn
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEtUI3D37G
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxQn13WAmd
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眾︰“……？”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeS1tAaATU
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP9o7bDu2g
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UouAczJci
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“我樂意寵她。”407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63oCqOFsOI
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你們管得著嗎？407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKjWnldTso
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