從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMqbRu5lF5
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzI8IhbsW7
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ8tFtmP7K
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NEyGYHxWE
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I2dSjqfUS
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bJHs3lmed
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXngVjZzMq
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF83ovgUKV
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIOLKGQLSE
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOeGvINZY4
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMqV64fsGt
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6YkcD5YPF
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7HEEYHU6v
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耳機插頭默默伸長。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOmkHVBmtt
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJC68tw3gA
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電電，卒。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOImpOgatQh
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DEup0YuWn
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLBO1SlYAx
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“上鳴！！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRQZIAhiOc
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDeVx4HmBv
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgEnjydLwE
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvAwAJgHZ9
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“我們？！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoEHC6ku0D
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小姐姐震驚了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr4U1tIcGV
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamPrzWD3sZ
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT14QBuEo6
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHfwKaxYIa
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXuYzWCxJe
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanF0q36TxA
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來日方長。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcanHKPy6Du
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他們還有很長很長的時間。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2gooXyI0i
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UKFvnnpLa
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VGcZh1JgJ
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mSuTKaOTk
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耳郎︰“……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAWnglt9gX
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摔！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDYCqVzxAm
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFyIyxatnp
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hpBIEA9IT
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCb8xsQwfQ
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1ejs01dxV
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“……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpAtReVX4r
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJv7ln5miy
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9fFy8WFfr
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“……”迷之微笑。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mhs2vedFS
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“ 擦。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz4ZXS5kNX
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvyeeRSQpu
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDxmxySloy
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5v0MWfyhk
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也是非常頑強了……460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr0YmAivko
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM8qZ9XaLm
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“哇啊啊啊！！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKjoB2dApv
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a2oVls4wc
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCs9oQOKG7
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjGhKnHNdD
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUgA6aXPvI
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86UpOHHgvB
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pP5rppQrh
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp79lE80dzy
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44nIlQxDko
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6t5zP6zVs
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSfXOwjnlU
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxzonMBFzC
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPJvtIaHCe
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1AXla8QF3
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想！都！別！想！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3Sa4MU1aO
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wLFzlndwv
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynJDtXqFpF
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嗯？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ul7tsuPvZ
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eYyYDHCj7
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKEnfu7RNK
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBfB63cqXR
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvS8mabuAy
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyWBWlb5J8
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMaQLrIfPr
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我一個都不想選！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuynCV6YmD
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sFXF8IPTJ
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCFhY00Izb
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKrTtoqeNh
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“不，我不要！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsOjEFnZ3J
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“快點。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmimdZZqYiQ
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65TIbOjZEH
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“少廢話。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJFNRbmZQr
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZwIy6U2cn
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jI7ZQGpIM
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“想……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNYLTL3CBO
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkLa9CffrM
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最討厭停電了！！！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Yl5Fl7WEc
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明天就去投訴物業！！！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAM6fh63gX
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mdv0oMOE2
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUiUksVtvC
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七點。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwuYFUmaih
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RCXUjFrX2
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpoB2Ws23a
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1svMpgLuK8
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFmMliVu7m
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“是嗎？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5Iyd3Ptd3
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc2pmh3a7m
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhbOj7bWyL
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ARFBnXw9J
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEiKLYeDP9
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mwRFfkJJP
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKM12QSsKE
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鎭？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4knSYQiQE
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耳郎扶額︰“……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrzLIIj2CI
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真是沒眼看了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDcfCH3s0e
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUuOSEn09O
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxhYmoVPz3
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcpQyRbtmp
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJIssMSR6z
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rCKO1C8mS
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EcvjiBkjj
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXFhMF6ds4
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja9QtRx0kS
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM79isb8VUs
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“喂！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudjCcri9wS
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8HsDak67R
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayZh63iq9a
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxmuanYwXb
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4jBtF9EZw
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImtwqQRBFH
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLAcb8XVem
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Dz5ryeZek
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上耳︰“……”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFHmxs6mZE
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這幫家伙真不客氣。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNSdSD7c3l
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdDk9eCqDd
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVm2SqmiGCa
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF67QrBqXR
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvMZmNxLi7
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPut92qE2bZ
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXse5R3hOv
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn64NLaiSJ
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf78DdsZ02u
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAxdHbx4m8
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK2FClRIMs
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHjHEmAV1m
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTKHStDOPP
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCsiBL2vXW
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眾︰“……？”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnI56CFxUbr
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwvfB6eTdm
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMXd9PPYPJ
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“我樂意寵她。”460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF2aDyxWwf
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你們管得著嗎？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiNEYmTJIK
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