從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceI0DJu6lg
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkZpls7ezC
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBsmpOL7cf
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3YK2qkyt6
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLZecpeVrK
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSWiMsKYix
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgYsRNa8Mu
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPK133wvg5t
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsOoOHjHg1
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQidxHkYAPU
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH76Bj0xcLj
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CflMl0O1a
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OBV4zTcBL
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耳機插頭默默伸長。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlDs52C8MG
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3xPNKWYMK
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電電，卒。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNizMIdRt9
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP6r0kuDVQ
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“？？？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmtT5BqlCT
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf5v0Hjxl4
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“上鳴！！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RNf3FSScC
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7XaflANJt
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOHKrcoWBk
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaQEmJIgW4
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“我們？！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSWJb5kgDr
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小姐姐震驚了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfhNVg7S5q
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRrJkXsOpV
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjjc7vlde8
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuIOTYphO1
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyVhHTSp4z
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCX9sESvY0
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來日方長。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEcjAp0Utt
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他們還有很長很長的時間。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqZJUyMXqw
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJXpoPya5N
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrXo7U74Mz
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4Pw1sTjtu
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耳郎︰“……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAexYxL8uCu
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摔！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflIAs0xsjQ
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErSz9GQ7gv
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMgSTZQd3f
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SHa7jRaIi
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F3bzRsTx6
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“……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdvL5Mwon2
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9jVjSNaAH
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8ZiT8m7kj
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“……”迷之微笑。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUm6gyeyRWx
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“ 擦。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiDKc8BEVG
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU8FYJCPYx
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY6fF2zS0s
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntj1N48vzy
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也是非常頑強了……473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBl7ai7LTk
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvB3iwXbCLM
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“哇啊啊啊！！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1FXJs0vsh
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCcNmmPvsU
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmUQWQBu6l
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNzAopSEWl
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5DJUbMjxW
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEkcYixL4q
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i1XIojLTB
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhykdv11GuB
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuCVHy7W4K
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G4og2bvvk
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvchJvjfhH
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUzmzOJEFe
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNsTtqDrYt
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjczkyYmXF
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想！都！別！想！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRAwhOrlGJ
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1wdfeocxD
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp425fGYdW
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嗯？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1oooPjnSb
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSDpaZ9Jvn
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkDa9BceAs
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6irJ5RrHaD
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u3p5skDha
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu3bnxGtDX
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMTyQsZy6w
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我一個都不想選！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hQ2DLN7mO
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDPEh9ebuZ
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sxZIIJP5F
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTCUhX9w8I
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“不，我不要！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTzFOeVExZ
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“快點。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxaZK5uXW6
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJQAS0iEYa
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“少廢話。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9a2JBcill
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4VbuwxBkC
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjScgaHk9Om
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“想……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWQCROed7A
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGki1SeAL7y
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最討厭停電了！！！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zYDO1XGhT
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明天就去投訴物業！！！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9hTi2hXmB
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3tUMmjGVC
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ3zhje3NC
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七點。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGMpLCFITv
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ88YQDwgrH
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9Qiel4qOf
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo73r10Djt
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ383kTPcy1u
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“是嗎？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZAzdAIuss
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05Tek0YQ0d
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1HnG8gP3m
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8FjdiRVRx
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCyvUvuZyG
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j3tCl0ID9
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTW4oDlGTW
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鎭？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL82j9mD22
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耳郎扶額︰“……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINyexGgT7T
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真是沒眼看了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoyJkXVlIY
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ncUfcCSK9
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafmsSDYmvk
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLloi6Kiavs
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4s8Hjt5Uyi
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkEzfDzUkU
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6q7JDpUrh
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNbNg2qgP3
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlFsxbtHQc
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jHDEPc4dO
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“喂！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjruQvDjLfj
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUB2RK08zio
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGGULqV1Y5
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ncpcaDG4y
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHh29fWbTe
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX87BZd2iY
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8BiTjGotp
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctbShOxy9u
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上耳︰“……”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsWf9xXE4P
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這幫家伙真不客氣。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eB5Vr3xXL
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzeaqn7nHu
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpxJYuMKJs
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGurBqAIhal
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9g2CNR68Y
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgetJ9Rt2z
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdF1zjoQiQ
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkh1QAbcVen
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSGAY7FD3O
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgvbav5KWe
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFxmseEVVo
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7h6FrgWrv
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnoWBStRH0
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJc0Svg5Py
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眾︰“……？”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeh60xzQLG
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP3wy0PN5a
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UM4RuhrfU
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“我樂意寵她。”473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4sZN1piVd
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你們管得著嗎？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDB0OSIecf
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