從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wpjjYFP7N
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAOKIXTzHW
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mjYSiBvcG
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xJD2IYZzh
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Q7PSQWvbq
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQTn2IrMU5
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EwGczyeUk
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUU56XzDjv
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTKZG1CJiB
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4I5gmhGSd
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAsI8NqUvF
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRrLsDLExJ
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vL8AEQz43
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耳機插頭默默伸長。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnNJlclQQW
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFfcnbQAA7
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電電，卒。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZWXyN4Fbn
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsZZqiPcpO
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“？？？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnkjVUywah
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qmHk7b8vj
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“上鳴！！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtQg0yis2d
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPTxKf1A9b
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAZyBkW9IG
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwVMypxQYI
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“我們？！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTtPZWvsyC
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小姐姐震驚了。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJNTNWTTXN
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhPafaZUHF
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Pbrzk3mP2
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXPLUl1YXJ
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ITw13RRWS
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9MFUQPpsj
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來日方長。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyx8h1nkNA
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他們還有很長很長的時間。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaZ5SHgVlI
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2oXlTvheD
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYypphHJN4
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yl2bcZdml
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耳郎︰“……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41WxwZmDSL
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摔！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPek6lzJHeJ
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu5iRq9G5f
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKk5E4LanX9
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwYgiICWVo
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQefMK00Pg
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“……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmeObBdneE
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWGFCynPBg
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwkRTd1F8i
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“……”迷之微笑。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jg0J2M6ma
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“ 擦。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNWHV1WrdQ
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1nchy030G
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCh98ODdYh
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZz9wC54RM
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也是非常頑強了……408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysG8pmYVBJ
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq4DfcnnVa
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“哇啊啊啊！！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzq4qMdeXfX
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXDvV6b2mB
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZlAz14GBg
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI47OLG3VT
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO5H6MDYs0
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILZnphwZzB
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcG2ThnKLo
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbga1kMWJGw
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxusImJqwp
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpMwqfR2cG
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBswZGBASsQ
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3Hofh66Sk
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GyuE6jahp
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvTA3yqFJ3
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想！都！別！想！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuil4p1aTk
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ521f1evc92
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcaKpbYs2B
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嗯？408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBEnVtYMzJ
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U5ACkI1CR
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhLV8Jw1R0
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKpDA48LnN
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwitTNVn8b
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JWrYLs83p
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIwgTzkbi8
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我一個都不想選！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCRe3YwDPk
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yWgtSMYld
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5huClmg5V
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjQZ5RfXMI
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“不，我不要！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgxvZDxrip
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“快點。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw2X981Awi
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGK0RK8DtC
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“少廢話。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLJFg6oOYi
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDdJ4c28Ut
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74K0KwbSWu
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“想……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5CFHwtl8N
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRdEqBo00Z
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最討厭停電了！！！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPem30cbBI
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明天就去投訴物業！！！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp83Ke46S9R
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqiv7fUNEa
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQpSqI0tj2
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七點。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY0Gbk9GJ6
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC48HEmmAL
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxrnTjUFnv
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWgG7F7jDA
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8Av4cm4kE
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“是嗎？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2ZuQx5jqn
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCADlm1LAk
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKP1eaxJFw
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJ87dCphm3
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXX2dLEPngj
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzYnQjeBVd
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYBUO3c1Rl
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鎭？408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmeJgnhQkt
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耳郎扶額︰“……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8bmdjtdXs
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真是沒眼看了。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ju74Tr3ic
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH6Hc0S6Wm
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCOm6RnDYg
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOYCXW4vfA
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ckMDrT7pq
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIroj5Pd2Tc
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOXDX9atOP
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKf2BRowPFW
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqZUlbMcJ4
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0eKY5Vf7o
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“喂！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4l9SYiU36w
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6GYF8iVtn
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML1GFZQTsr
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuPSRL9ZDe
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmghILltGp
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lZPo3Dk6S
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ1m668ruc
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGxHRND4Bf
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上耳︰“……”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb39pp16TLT
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這幫家伙真不客氣。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFrKV05cKt
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfRgY41lW4
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7y00vZKMs
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GGf8TOMia
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuIdq8G2MW
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2QMjiWyvc
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECTVNPTiyV
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvydZ7cSiQt
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42i2VwNzGd
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ1Ps6p5sb
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKKNMAOPi9
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM7jebdWbI
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYmiwkurau
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfd59u9sZnv
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眾︰“……？”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lBW2FL6Dh
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlttjFHdSS
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh76zhe9Up8
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“我樂意寵她。”408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMXztbzvsx
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你們管得著嗎？408Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIf8vuPsds
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