從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZCflK9yix
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3UOyzYnh1i
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kAOS0yUqa
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWgIohzNcO
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsLfV13Bdz
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdqphw8JcK
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSjmhJgoLd
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh1UjljH2u
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KnWfscCTj
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa4gwnIuAc
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYi7hQabwnx
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpDjnTl0fw
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LQGxnYiRD
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耳機插頭默默伸長。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pa1DJkPBV
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQF5lmK4Ov
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電電，卒。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbqKl70eLf
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBHTxIMux2
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“？？？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCnORlTBit
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3w20LDdV6
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“上鳴！！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj2P4l9bL0
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1Za1TBqAo
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqQ0SvLNKx
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOe7wO1npE
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“我們？！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjAfj9mfSY
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小姐姐震驚了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXtjaJdJ3Z
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAnTYRvt7O
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3p0DmtzkTu
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GjYBUgt4E
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5cwRni6pV
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6KNNr9ukn
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來日方長。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy12u6U3LR0
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他們還有很長很長的時間。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCu0WRBzAZ
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg30DchsKu
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hrKxc7TKs
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBliI7ThAq0
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耳郎︰“……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqsqYPU4UI
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摔！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xDVh9hKqu
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDTPiALnZ0
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fmK4jA0ht
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLI1LpyRtUt
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4FZfUPhlM
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“……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjVUnElhSY
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBuGbQhj6c
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYNffsISNs
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“……”迷之微笑。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNnLFnh6nF
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“ 擦。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcaNr67l7R
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuE2kWZG0AG
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfVm4Gpdgi
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3FMBTTCAN
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也是非常頑強了……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpViQDjQ4Q
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjozbseRMsW
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“哇啊啊啊！！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8Bs1oljGf
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fP24CJzeP
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz75kaMbNpi
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXC6eie5yPn
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl6B9HCGjk
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8CBIY2Z5K
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoiPZo4eko
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCIszQtkMF
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgScWmVYXX
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV79RN51wfI
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5Fdzrb1wt
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAO6ieNbY4
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Zx0ghn7KM
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPGxG2118E
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想！都！別！想！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ICXbHsXKT
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZXvrFh2jw
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfNdmfMB6D
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嗯？426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtjhXktRjz
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLipWynFzbn
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY2M8xC6qC
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj09QUCrjq
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI69xtQmnSJ
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mal6Ynu25
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFXIcBMWej
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我一個都不想選！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCPy6WsxFO
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0tkw2IT5b
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tqvvfwx32
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXVPl6XLct
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“不，我不要！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CxFBQQb09
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“快點。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0oELvftjn
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsWagnKYaW
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“少廢話。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPR3S3QHQb
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGdLzLfeVa
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogG9HYT5kY
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“想……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrJ3Kfzm8D
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDYoDmgAOZ
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最討厭停電了！！！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqDCGoNOqU
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明天就去投訴物業！！！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XB2ULdHZj
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvLZ6Ttnwj
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBWtdE3UUd
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七點。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3viRpkTg2X
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpLC1IIiRN
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3Fo7iWNde
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGc7IisbKX
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfQnjhzqxY
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“是嗎？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLz5sjNZOss
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHDRrQ34GG
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yiwYMnl3T
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGy9XWTxkY
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJy5fB0DIc
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzv4Wd9mOZ
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTnPXKwjND
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鎭？426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWT0YFQHxN
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耳郎扶額︰“……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZnbf7b4By
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真是沒眼看了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2w4uFzaI01
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xwhQiT4Oj
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rukic1Wlu
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2qz7py4YQ
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Yeh6aPTAI
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBH1HEYtjK
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPCKfVkfPS
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFwjrazmRh
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlx7tZ1bCg
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xe1FipgO3
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“喂！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDjFbI1z9s
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MXG2woipB
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwIjMctESr
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJKH9Oc3ih
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6Broyx2m3
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV17PiGu0Z1
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlLoFA2VA2
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjD5a37Zx0x
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上耳︰“……”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ154ZvyFH1
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這幫家伙真不客氣。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNVQ9hjwSZ
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSNBgts17u
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx4d9nAYuX
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWxREwiHXe
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvnWPeLHAG
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeMX7DtWq3
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcVp0rbQ00
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSSNq53y9o
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS7r3PlH2c
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHstSUjrJN
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3PXgHRlr1
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawZRmb7V9C
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKRmr8RXgr
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIIQSLIZmp
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眾︰“……？”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnlmLNiMQ8
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jNLgBW13M
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzginy8fzue
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“我樂意寵她。”426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtJHvOCWy8
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你們管得著嗎？426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDzpHHQkMm
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