從雄英畢業後，上鳴和響香搬進了一間二層的小公寓。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuTnsn37Si
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電電想象中醬樣釀樣美好的同居生活從第一天就開始破裂……394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMf2vRLzkP
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花了一上午的時間將東西搬進屋後，上鳴單手叉腰站在客廳里，仰天長笑三聲，胸中蕩起和響香（嗶——）的豪情壯志。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv98oLWLLJN
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正想著，他才發現意淫對象不知道去哪了，上鳴凝神靜氣，辨認出聲音傳出來的方向後抬腳就往二樓的主臥跑去。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfNMJN88eb
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上鳴歡快地推開門，眼前白花花一片，恍惚閃過耳郎抱著胸一臉嬌羞的模樣。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uuo1mrSRW
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“響香醬～我們去……嗷！！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWwhYt9d9q
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話沒說完，眼楮傳來劇痛，這熟悉的感覺，不用看就知道是耳郎的耳機插頭。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCINWKYgNYC
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電電被戳瞎日常（1/1）394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkUXseFLGs
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兩人在客廳收拾東西，上鳴欲言又止地看了耳郎數眼，猶猶豫豫地開口︰“耳郎……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC99rN0Oj6
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耳郎面無表情打斷他的話︰“閉嘴。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaLqp2g6ez
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上鳴急了︰“我不是故意的。”誰知道你在里面換衣服！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDyN9cMQwK
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他改為低聲嘟囔︰“再說了，我什麼都沒看見還被戳瞎，好虧啊……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4S4zSWf8F4
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耳郎臉一黑︰“……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHDNwXrrpk
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耳機插頭默默伸長。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYsaGXw17C
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“哇啊啊啊啊！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYKKX75YCs
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電電，卒。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWiBe9Pz4G
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終于將大包小箱的東西倒騰完，耳郎起身伸了個懶腰，晃晃悠悠回到主臥。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZvvEWGavy
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耳郎才踏進門一步就退了出來，揉揉眼，淡定的表情龜裂了。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6gqwUQgpc
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“上鳴！！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mc4T4vfe7
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上鳴屁顛屁顛跑過來︰“來了來了。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFZELO615T
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耳郎指著房間里頭︰“為什麼我房間里會有你的東西？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYGGDzEnSQ
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上鳴理直氣壯︰“我們的房間當然有我的東西。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXhHC4OQtF
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“我們？！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI646nCQlR
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小姐姐震驚了。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HfNjJEOLd
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“響香醬不想和我一個房間嗎？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡop4s3GReE1
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上鳴一臉天崩地裂，背靠著牆緩緩下滑，四周仿佛響起了悲涼的BGM，淒淒慘慘戚戚。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLJIaan8l5
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耳郎冷酷地吐槽︰“……你旁邊有一盆仙人掌。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu9pVlybsg
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“……”上鳴虎軀一震，默默站直。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYwew0XOZ6
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不在一個房間就不在，他上鳴男子漢大丈夫，不能光明正大，他他他他還不會半夜爬床嘛，哼！^394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovFZlQnjIl
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來日方長。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIvxMYmJ2Z
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他們還有很長很長的時間。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSwe92bZJK
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整理完東西就該打掃衛生啦 。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd4GRQegWe
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浴室里，耳郎看著上鳴認認真真地往架子上擺小黃鴨，不由地扯扯嘴角︰“上鳴你今年幾歲了？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhttD7KAtp
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“18歲，正是如狼似虎如饑似渴的年紀，”上鳴幽怨地轉頭看她，“女朋友卻不讓我和她一起睡。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuaGfsCoxH
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耳郎︰“……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbyRmGpU2u
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摔！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5J6QXYiGyk
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能不能讓人好好吐槽了！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoKUGrshP1
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上鳴你這個泡澡放小黃鴨的幼稚鬼！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSyvXDMvYN
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一大早的，耳郎就起床了，今天是她和上鳴去事務所報道的第一天，可不能遲到。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOm2iusa4x
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洗漱完，耳郎敲敲對面房間的門。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkek3BABtIf
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“……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJN6VAPq5X
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沒反應……廢話，要有反應上鳴昨天晚上也不會千叮萬囑拜托她一定一定要叫他起床了。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1cm1VE7iO
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上鳴房間是不鎖門的，耳郎一進門就看到某人四仰八叉躺在地上呼呼大睡，被子在一邊可憐兮兮地絞成一條。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQPIgj20ff
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“……”迷之微笑。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd74TpRZkk
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“ 擦。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ150cAqw6dR
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該干正事了，耳郎收好手機，心情很好地拍拍上鳴的臉︰“喂，起床了。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagr0SVl88a
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上鳴一動不動恍若昏迷。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBptukX91W
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耳郎毫不猶豫抬手就給賞他一個爆栗，上鳴“嗷”了一聲，委屈巴巴地皺著臉滾到另一邊接著睡。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNe3k24CD1
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也是非常頑強了……394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkwu4WVJiy
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“嘖。”耐心耗盡，耳郎翻了個白眼，起身往外走，耳機插頭同時向後延伸。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1hJhPaALb
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“哇啊啊啊！！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwMPXvdV12
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電電垂死夢中驚坐起，白痴臉懵逼。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB5afO4faB
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我是誰？我在哪？我要干什麼來著？394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaBI0iJCcI
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隨著兩人職業生涯的開始，粉絲數量也隨著時間水漲船高。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVG79jKSSG
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知道耳郎最近又成功端掉一個敵窩，上鳴心情愉悅地刷著網上對小姐姐一面倒的贊揚，滿心滿眼都是驕傲。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61ejcDjqC1
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哈哈哈哈我媳婦就是這麼厲害哈哈哈哈羨慕吧嫉妒吧哈哈哈你們沒有哈哈！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMptJjgY1c
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然後冷不丁看到這麼一條。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuuRyy4vAE
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“嚶嚶嚶小姐姐好帥，想嫁！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF0d9UeJ9s
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是妹子，上鳴手頓了頓，接著刷。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTX5x9fEqN
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————“帥哭我了，小姐姐網戀嗎？百合嗎？選我嗎？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI567NWuqLm
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不網戀！不百合！不選你！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEyCx8ZA6U
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————“都讓讓都讓讓，單方面宣布順風耳英雄是我老公了。[狗頭]”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWSVM331oi
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滾蛋！那是我老婆！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Uo9aHtKET
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————“電擊英雄我和你打一架你把小姐姐讓給我吧。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeCUnvx9gh
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想！都！別！想！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDh7XrUvvx
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上鳴自虐似的刷了一下午，黑沉著臉氣到內傷。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeL1YqGmrSD
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這年頭，連女孩子都要和他搶媳婦了嗎？394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3JumVWZk9
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嗯？394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqYHsv01zg
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平凡安逸的下午，耳郎枕著上鳴的腿躺在沙發玩手機，半晌，抬手扯過上鳴的臉，手機也放到他眼前。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTzBufru89
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“這個‘小姐姐的皮卡丘’是不是你？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxjSE00YqK
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上鳴果斷否認︰“不是！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy67a68APba
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耳郎繼續扯他的臉，似笑非笑︰“能耐了呢，披馬甲和我的粉絲撕逼，幾十個人懟不過你一個，嗯？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1JquolFML
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上鳴垂死掙扎︰“不是電電，電電沒有……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrx0gHbl2D
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“電電，”響香的語氣異常溫柔，“搓衣板榴蓮鍵盤你選一個吧。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd10BjNvqST
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我一個都不想選！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LVGsnypM9
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嚶嚶嚶，電電心里苦……394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYMpDBT12B
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這是個夜黑風高的晚上，小公寓里。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVc7yKncUJS
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耳郎冷著臉︰“過來。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYiC8jcML8
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“不，我不要！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIXUxBVo8G
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“快點。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51A1zErH2i
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上鳴簡直要哭︰“不要，我不行了……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLeG8D1vKi
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“少廢話。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64OBBfm5NU
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“都第幾次了，你要榨干我嗎……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGulIhNdz5
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看著一臉生無可戀的上鳴，耳郎嘆了口氣︰“不想吃飯了？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4mGGN7qJ8
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“想……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQn6sIyfkdE
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上鳴抽抽鼻子，抓著各種電器插頭，哭唧唧發電。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ041qfZtKJX
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最討厭停電了！！！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGS182kGyd
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明天就去投訴物業！！！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv9vBUqVAw
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作者有話要說︰ 電電臉上哭唧唧，心里笑嘻嘻。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF85obxpDYV
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晨光熹微，屋里頭，上鳴動了動手指，緩緩睜開眼。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FWNP75lLq
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上鳴放下鬧鐘，“哈”的一聲坐起，經過小姐姐幾個月的魔鬼叫人起床法，他終于能在七點自然醒了，等會就去和小姐姐求親親摸摸抱抱。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVf4UGIWXQ6
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接下來，就是每天起床第一句，先給自己打個氣︰394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3te8gk8PAw
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“我今天一定能爬床成功！不懈進取，永無止境！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvKfu3m5xt
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上鳴比了個“耶”，今天也是元氣滿滿的好少年。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsj66cqCt0
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“是嗎？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClorUK4kvb
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一道涼涼的聲音傳入耳朵。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfB3w018eQi
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上鳴虎軀一震，僵硬著脖子轉過頭︰“小姐姐早上好啊……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzEWg4rpz1
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房門不知道什麼時候開的，耳郎背倚著門，雙手環抱，裙子及膝，明明是一身柔軟休閑的家居服卻偏偏穿出了酷帥的氣場。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54TP0M3fS5
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上鳴痴漢臉︰“……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwfq4vYRi1
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媽噠我媳婦真好看！394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HwVA8dXgH
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當即蹦下床，張開雙臂朝耳郎撲去，結果落地時腳一滑，呆滯著白痴臉從耳郎身邊迅速滑過，“砰”地撞上對面的牆。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjz27wv4K4k
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鎭？394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVvzEhrS9O
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耳郎扶額︰“……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdLYBjewyF
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真是沒眼看了。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpFSxnbj57
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這麼蠢會不會影響後代的智商啊？394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4TO35KrSU
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吃完早餐，耳郎收好碗筷，才放好，上鳴就把她從廚房趕了出去，生怕她和他搶活干似的。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WuCUuQJlX
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耳郎撇撇嘴，去沙發躺著。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4ldKtsZ5H
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上鳴洗完碗就開始不怎麼熟練地使用吸塵器打掃屋子。不過相比于之前的手忙腳亂的樣子，現在已經好很多了。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYyOZLFskXI
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電視開得大聲，耳郎卻看著忙忙碌碌的上鳴。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlX6HP5Yf3
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自打同居第二天開始，她干過的家務簡直屈指可數，還是趁上鳴外出出任務才有機會做。其余日子都是上鳴明明都不會卻要死要活不讓她踫，自個累死累活從生疏到熟練地做完家務。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03eHUqDcmV
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完全顛覆上鳴媽媽口中那個“就知道吃喝玩樂房間亂得像狗窩從來不干活的三級殘廢兒子”形象。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgloxio3wx8
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“吶，上鳴，”耳郎喊他，“我來吧，你都沒我弄得干淨。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMyQ7sWIHJ
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上鳴完全無視她，自顧自打掃。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyc9659Lec
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“喂！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lV4EUCrGL
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上鳴頭都沒抬︰“邊去，不想看電視就听歌。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYJcQMZNAD
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下午的時候，門鈴大作，一打開門，A班的小伙伴們嘩啦啦一下沖進來。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJsUTFeLLC
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“我們是路過的，听說你們在這就過來了。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoHB1mpRsP
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“你們竟然真的同居了，進度真快啊。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6uZYgsCZ6
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“不用忙活了我們自己帶了東西。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ks6nx2krj
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這群家伙在客廳盤腿坐下，熟練地擺好各種吃食，速度之快讓兩人目瞪口呆。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjugZExNLU
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回過神來這群人已經啃了一堆骨頭並熱情洋溢地招呼他們過去一起聊天一起玩。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrC9EzuyB9Q
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上耳︰“……”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL528i8O24F
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這幫家伙真不客氣。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgcoZmPGjV
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鬧了一下午，吃飽喝足的家伙一個個大爺似的在沙發上躺尸聊天，地上全是各種垃圾。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtfCoT9AWY
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見狀，耳郎起身，晃晃悠悠拿著掃把準備掃地。上鳴一看就急了，一個鯉魚打挺起身沖上前就奪過掃把，粗聲粗氣道︰“我來。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVYmNPCP8M
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拗不過他，耳郎只好蹲下身幫忙收大件的垃圾。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTZRvIVIXR
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誰料上鳴更加不樂意︰“都說了我來，油膩膩的你不要動……誒誒鎭！放下那個玻璃片，會劃手的知不知道！”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QxrQdOk1G
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耳郎無可奈何去廚房洗手，感覺上鳴這是想養廢她emmm……394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPfqorDIr4
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目睹全程的小伙伴們已經收回了掉在地上的下巴。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8GSa8xM27
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葡萄道︰“上鳴，該不會平時都是你做家務吧？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjmWBtDsBO
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“怎樣？”上鳴把垃圾掃成一堆。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTYaRdmOBz
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“……”好像也不怎樣哦。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzP6RxANhe
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“但是做家務的一般是女生吧，”尾白看看廚房，“耳郎又沒有強迫你。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbr3VJBwU5M
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葉隱“哼”了聲︰“你們不就是覺得男生做家務很沒有男子氣概，覺得這是女生應該做的事。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8jF9EmHHd
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”就是就是，憑什麼女孩子就一定得做家務，男生做家務怎麼了？”蘆戶接著道。394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU7fjLwTJ6
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眼看一場辯論賽就要開場，上鳴邊鏟垃圾邊淡淡道︰“我樂意。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpXt07yKEe
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眾︰“……？”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DuUynjj60
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上鳴風輕雲淡道︰“我說，我做家務是因為我心疼她。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75rfwgjA9X
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“我家小姐姐的手可不是用來做家務的。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlvYB4CttD
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“我樂意寵她。”394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe87r9krNRe
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你們管得著嗎？394Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡER4kCXACX7
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