Yo, whaddup.
Let's play a little game... 
But I an't no saw, I've only seen. And I've seen some shit.
Anyways, finding something that I legitimately enjoy doing couldn't have come at a worse time. I just got my exam results back and boy oh boy am I due for a vigorous screaming and only half a scoop of ice cream for dessert. Life is hard indeed. However, one good thing comes alongside that: I finally got my Life Orientation exam back. You know L.O.? That subject that no one takes seriously and is filled with lessons about drugs, depression and penises? Or was that Biology? Anyways nobody took that exam seriously, including me. I couldn't care less about the actual questions that they asked us (actually I could- I could have not answered them at all), the real highlight of that exam was the bonus questions that they put at the end of the paper in order to fill up the other hour of the hour-and-a-half paper. looks like even the teachers didn't take it too seriously. Although I could have spent that entire hour making sure I got 100% (I didn't by the way) I could not help myself from putting all of my effort and knowledge into the questions that weren't even for marks. That's some scholarly dedication right there. So once I laid my hands on the question papers and my answers, I thought "why not share this on my blog". And then I thought, hey, why not play along with me?
So I'm going to put the questions right here so that you can answer them along with me. Leave your best answers in the comments! The real answers will be at the end.
Puzzle 1
What is represented by this BrainBat?
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxtR9hXSyB
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N3lOKVspG
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9Ras3VACL
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0scwvNOBF
Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins Vitamins
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My Answer: Multivitamins
First question and fairly simple, right? Straightforward. I'm not even going to put the answer up for this one. I can, however, think of multiple ways to answer this question differently. Can you?
Puzzle 2
What is represented by this BrainBat?
EST EST EST EST
This was a tricky one, I have to admit. I had no idea what the actual answer was. Still don't.
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My answer: What does "est" mean? For estample? FOUR estample?
What the hell is estample anyway. The "est"-iest of examples, of course.
Puzzle 3
What is represented by this BrainBat?
P1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLk2eBgKUG
U1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosvMBIqQk0
R1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkp55xrPSj
P U R P O S E S1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhc3bWhV4I
O1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIUkv7EkX7
S1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgGn4nEBj0
E1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsIx8Zf8Bf
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What even? What is the purpose of this puzzle anyway? What is even the purpose of life? Is purpose even a real word? Isn't that an animal? I have no clue, but I was so tempted to say something about the purpose of the Jesus cross. I purposely didn't though.
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My answer: Did you purposely cross me?
I think that was a hella edgy answer, don't you?
Puzzle 4
What is represented by this BrainBat?
R1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fshqlPcJl
U1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIMWesk3xY
N
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgyg0iFviC
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnJ0M4lMgm
My answer: Runoff
You know, like the runoff from a drainage pipe? "crooked run" also came to me though, and all I could think about was some chubby crippled kid trying to hobble away from a generic movie monster. The key word there is trying. I'm cruel, aren't I?
Puzzle 5
What is represented by this BrainBat?
P1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUoD85LbpfJ
E1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmh6yn54XmX
T1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWAKdEOBVg
S
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1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPRqiB0CXG
I was so, SO tempted to say "Step Up 2: The Streets"
My answer: Step up.
But no. I was taking this seriously damnit.
Puzzle 6
What is represented by this BrainBat?
S M1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaGat9RyhK
E U1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnppgG4Ihuo
O S1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmGrknZRtw
G T1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknWYHKsQQx
T C1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzPGvG9sXG
A O1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyYVS1f3Up
H M1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOKpW3hIwT
W E
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj09T0D3XQ
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslEznfkKEK
My answer: We must all come together
Get your damn mind out of the gutter. Only me? Okay...
Puzzle 7
What is represented by this BrainBat?
BBALL ABALL SBALL KBALL EBALL TBALL
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyiMiQC1Iy
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q6FMVXvJy
Cmon' I think we all know this one. I don't think it's "Alphabet Balls" though, which was my first guess.
Puzzle 8
What is represented by this BrainBat?
D D D D
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj2IXmLQDH
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My answer: SHE WANTS THE "D"
Call it a hunch, but I don't think I took this one seriously. At all.
Puzzle 9
What is represented by this BrainBat?
draob gniward eht ot
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYQa0UKoDP
EZ PZ lemon squeezy in my eyes oh shit get a doctor the pain oh the humanity God has forsaken me
Puzzle 10
What is represented by this BrainBat?
knee1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dhIxJ2t48
light light
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJRmoYQMOP
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAKMmsuVDv
My answer: I just... Don't know what's going on with this one, I don't even know how to type it out. I think this is just the point where I stopped giving a f***.
Puzzle 11
Would you believe that this amazing sentence contains ninety two letters, one comma and a single question mark?
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu94gkVoD6q
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4jFjSDHKl
Yep, that's the puzzle. Hard to believe isn't it?
My answer: NO. Show me proof. Belief is for the weak. See you in court.
You better have a damn good lawyer 'cause this case is rock solid.
Puzzle 12
Can you rearrange the letters below into a sentence?1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlmslFhzoU
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11a25a0JlP
I heard one famous puzzle solver saying "That can't be done!".
h a t t c n t a e b o n d e
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Oh gods, I wrote a whole freakin' paragraph for my answer.
My answer: "He can bat to Dent." It's not a great sentence, but it's my sentence. There are many like it but this one is mine. P.S. "Dent" is their all-star baseball exchange student. Like, "Harvey Dent". That's why he went waaaay outfield in the third quarter, because his rival, Jacobson, was the only one who was able to bat that far. The opposing team planned to bat to Dent in the hopes of causing the team's star an injury. The sentence is from passing conversation from the opposing team found during a stealthy reconnaissance mission.
Never issue a challenge like that to me. I mean Never. Please. I will find a way to make it work, somehow, but I may just end up losing my soul and dignity int he process.
Puzzle 13
As I was going to St. Ives,1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCV94XiKkKo
I met a man with seven wives.1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoEntCYA6p
Each wife had seven sacks,1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPaWugUMiL
Each sack had seven cats,1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzVqQ6U6cG
Each cat had seven kits.1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt4n4Mrxh7
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf83mkCWxZn
How many were going to St. Ives?
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Oh gods, here it comes...
My answer: One. Duh. Although he did extend an invitation. However, the reason why the man was travelling with his entire family, including the cats, was because they were on their way to Germany to seek political refuge. Unfortunately, St. Ives offered no such refuge. They have borderline xenophobic foreign policies.
Is there even a place in Germany called St. Ives? The answer is yes. Yes there is. In fact, there's apparently one F****ng everywhere, and they're all stores or restaurants. I feel so bad for those refugees. Also EU laws.
Puzzle 14
Read each line aloud without making any mistakes.1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8vALq6DJA
1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGDkxLX2Sl
If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.
This is this puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL97WaFE5Y
This is is puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RRc37KroN
This is how puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM6dhng14a
This is to puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwK2qR5Tjr
This is keep puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYiGjteRTQ
This is someone puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjqhN36m4U
This is busy puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5M8BjQnxA0
This is for puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbs2xOw2KS
This is about puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFilTqP5vIs
This is forty puzzle1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnJw0ocIp4
This is seconds! puzzle
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Just... how. How did they expect us to do this one, in an exam hall where the smallest of farts makes heads turn? Trust me, I was that farter.
I did it anyway. I wrote an answer for it anyway. I even drew a little doodle.
My answer: Pfff, easy peasy. This. Is. PUZZLE!!! 
Puzzle 15
If Teresa's daughter is my daughter's mother, what am I to Teresa?
a. Grandmother1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfmkRZ3iUO
b. Mother1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkl2B2WY2y
c. Daughter1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEB1GXq27mV
d. Granddaughter1962Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLNr3cb4x7
e. I am Teresa
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My answer: e. But Teresa is suffering from an identity crisis, which begs the question: Who is Teresa really?
"I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE"
A tear rolled down her daughter's cheek. Watching her mother's Alzheimer's was more than she could bare.
That got too real too fast...
Answers:
Puzzle 1: Multivitamins. I lied.
Puzzle 2: Forrest (Four EST)
Puzzle 3: Crossed purposes or dual purposes.
Puzzle 4: Run down.
Puzzle 5: Step Up.
Puzzle 6: What goes up must come down.
Puzzle 7: Basketballs.
Puzzle 8: Ford. [Four D].
Puzzle 9: Back to the drawing board. 'to the drawing board' is written backwards.
Puzzle 10: Neon lights.
Puzzle 11: This is not really a puzzle, merely a curious and clever piece of text.
Puzzle 12: "That can't be done!" is the answer.
Puzzle 13: One. Only I was going to St. Ives.
Puzzle 14: Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
Puzzle 15: c. Daughter. "Teresa's daughter is my daughter's mother" My daughter's mother is actually me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle). Therefore: Teresa's daughter is me (i.e. the person who is asking the puzzle is Teresa's daughter). Note: As there are only females available for the answer, the answer cannot be a male.
But I don't think biology works like that, since, as a woman, you can't physically give birth if your partner is also female... Therefore my daughter isn't technically related to anyone.
Well wasn't that fun? I honestly couldn't believe the answer for number 10 though. Get clickbaited.
If my source didn't source the source, should the source be saused by my source's source? Nah I'm just kidding, I figured out that it came from this lovely website: Brainbashers.com
What where your best answers? Tell me in the comments below. Also I think it's time that I have my IQ checked. For... reasons.
Hope you had fun. See you next time.
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