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Endlessly之日常
ISSUE #99
Author: Endlessly
Published:
Jul 10, 2022
Endlessly之日常
Author: Endlessly
Published:
Jul 10, 2022
ISSUE #99
哇，一針見血
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        我真心覺得我妹有時候說話「一針見血」的。

        昨晚，洗澡完後，我戲精上身，演起了霸道總裁（嗯，戲精，對），然後她就問了我一個問題。

        我妹：「為什麼老虎吃生肉？」

        我覺得這種問題應該是什麼套路，所以隨口答道：「因為牠喜歡。」

        我妹：「不是。是因為牠不會煮。」

        我：「哪隻（野生）動物會煮飯？」

        我本來以為她接不下去，結果她說——

        「妳呀。」

        轟隆隆。

        一道雷打進我心裡。

        好啊，我一個霸總被說成是野生動物？！

        女人，妳瞎說什麼大實話呢？！

        難怪我一直覺得自己怪怪的，我原來是一隻野生動物？！（請不要污辱動物，謝謝配合）（？）

        🤣🤣

        好咧，再見！

        2022/7/10。   9:20

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