首先,先向創挑主 林立 道歉,沒有跟著規則卻請求創挑主問我問題。而且創挑主有說可能不會去看作品,但我沒寫簡介,卻似乎在文中要求創挑主去看。因為其實我沒有大綱,當時只有兩篇,我也並不清楚故事的走向。而且,我的確抱著兩篇只要花幾分鐘的時間,也許創挑主會去看,而能引發出要問的問題,所以沒寫的簡介。239Please respect copyright.PENANAtKjzz7yJbh
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時間飛逝,已來到截止,但我還沒完成創挑。可我想善終,因為也代表我尊重這個創挑,所以現在來完成。我不用小黑小白,我用假黑假白。後來想想我也許扭曲了 林立 所代表的小黑小白的性格,如有冒犯真的對不起 🙏。現在就開始完成。239Please respect copyright.PENANA4h3zBDvpVJ
假白:「本來我們已經預訂這個大佬,那個大佬來上節目,十五個的位子實在有限。但是有個今天開新坑的作者,叫什麼「頭花」?「通話」?求著我們要來上節目。我們可是很忙的啊!要想問題,想問題,想問題。她卻在大馬路上攔截我們,還跟踪我們,只差沒有跪下,求我們給她機會。我假白是很仁慈的,就不懂假黑答不答應。」239Please respect copyright.PENANA9pO4iXYDMw
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假黑:「這麼煩人的作者,我要問死她!可以,叫她上來!五百字簡介,趕快!」239Please respect copyright.PENANAxwphS3qnJT
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頭花?通話?:「謝謝謝謝假黑白大哥給我的機會,現在上簡介。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAmbu5BwaTA1
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阿公幾十年來賣豆腐,全村卻都不買他一塊豆腐。239Please respect copyright.PENANAEoa5gKPzzN
這就是關於一個阿公的故事,一個人緣奇差的阿公故事。239Please respect copyright.PENANAoeyzVj6lEZ
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假白:「……嗯?」239Please respect copyright.PENANAxRKfUxtXxC
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假黑:「沒了?」239Please respect copyright.PENANA6enzWeIpv8
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頭花?通話?:「我才開新坑,沒有 500 字。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAM6CkT4LUIn
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假白:「蛤?那我們要怎麼問問題?」239Please respect copyright.PENANAi7yeifMdJR
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假黑:「這個作者連 500 字都擠不出,我看她的作品也是了了。隨便隨便敷衍她就好。」239Please respect copyright.PENANA6qIg63XJYJ
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頭花?通話?:「啊啊!有了,主角隔壁隔壁的對面再隔壁隔壁的大姑娘的媽媽「阿玲嫂」來了,她比較了解故事,她來說。」239Please respect copyright.PENANALVVnzGnL08
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假白:「這個作者不能啊!連自己的故事都不清楚……」239Please respect copyright.PENANAHzSN2X9npO
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假黑:「哼,如果她膽敢浪費我們寶貴的時間和位子,我就封殺她的作品!」239Please respect copyright.PENANA1VALxsuumG
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頭花?通話?:「別!別!阿玲嫂,快!」239Please respect copyright.PENANAuuWRoz7nqZ
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阿玲嫂:「簡而言之,就是我們村里最乞人憎的『阿公』的故事。不是我的『阿公』我只是連他的名字都不想提,可能也忘了吧。大家都叫他 XX,不要問我是什麼,你去看作品就知道了。500 個字了嗎?」239Please respect copyright.PENANA23nYZcnGwC
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頭花?通話:「72,73,74……連 100 都不到……」239Please respect copyright.PENANAad96tJLAwr
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假白:「你是來鬧的嗎?」239Please respect copyright.PENANAYadidyueZC
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假黑:「算了算了!不錄了!」239Please respect copyright.PENANAzWSjcOkG87
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頭花?通話:「求求你們,假黑白大哥!《賣豆腐的阿公》只有幾篇,請你們去看看!只會花你們幾分鐘的時間。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAQnCMCU6BlT
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假白:「……」239Please respect copyright.PENANAepclHYgfhB
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假黑:「唉……」
假白:「不是說只會花幾分鐘的時間嗎?現在要 45 分鐘。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAYJaUIBmpe3
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頭花?通話:「嗯嗯,在你們忙碌的這段期間,幸好我腦袋還擠得出來,應該可以簡介了吧。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAiAUp1UrLgB
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假黑∶「那廢話不多說,快吧。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAv1Fw0qh7Ml
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頭花?通話:「我想描述的是喜劇中的悲劇,悲劇中的喜劇。沒有人要買阿公的豆腐,沒有人支持阿公。這背後到底什麼原因,現在還不能說。可是可以預見會有越來越多事件出來,會有越來越多人物出現,一點一滴的畫面,我希望拼湊一個複雜的阿公。即招人討厭又招人喜歡,但我還是希望大家會喜歡『阿公』,因為如果討厭主角,應該也不想繼續看作品了吧。239Please respect copyright.PENANAmWYa4QsHAC
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不過一切都是未知數,會有怎樣的阿公?會有怎樣的故事?也許以上所說的到將來都不准,因為連我自己都不知道,所以十分期待。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAgBmCspk6Cr
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假白:「假黑,我總覺得怪怪的。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAdlE5wYLDqD
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假黑:「因為她根本不是在說故事簡介,是在抒發感想。」239Please respect copyright.PENANA9vhMyMqeFY
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頭花?通話:「啊!被你發現了。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAM94edtszSy
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假白∶「你能不能用一句話來吸引我們去看你的故事?」239Please respect copyright.PENANAqytcA4dXRx
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假黑:「必須十個字裡面。」239Please respect copyright.PENANANgKAb5GeVH
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頭花?通話:「天啊!比《100 字微型小說》還要難!嗯……讓我想想……」239Please respect copyright.PENANAucbhEl2WaS
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假白:「竟然是 R18 的故事!」239Please respect copyright.PENANAGg0cPRZY9G
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頭花?通話:「現在還是 G,不過以後難說咯!」239Please respect copyright.PENANAU4TKElLrfa
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假黑:「為什麼……」239Please respect copyright.PENANApqoCL4XKR7
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假黑:「為什麼……」239Please respect copyright.PENANAHONLXxdeIZ
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假黑:「為什麼……」239Please respect copyright.PENANAiDWSfzxs52
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假黑∶「哎,這故事沒什麼深度,我問不出高深的問題。」239Please respect copyright.PENANACmITeHJo3D
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頭花?通話:「還好你沒問,我也答不出。我只想寫好看的故事,僅此而已。」239Please respect copyright.PENANA8eMmlV8OSv
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假白:「我倒有個問題。你嫁人了沒?」239Please respect copyright.PENANA4YnIAV20dB
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頭花?通話:「嫁了!嫁給了文字。」239Please respect copyright.PENANABBjdexlbYf
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假白:「原來你老公叫文字,那和你頭花合起來不是……」239Please respect copyright.PENANANiguTpunka
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頭花?通話:「頭文字 D!這也是『阿公』的開始,我就是想到這部電影。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAsrSotzxjvV
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假白:「我是說『蚊子偷花』。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAqaUuKAJgr5
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頭花?通話(臉紅):「啊,也沒錯,我老公的確……的確是偷了我啊……」239Please respect copyright.PENANAj730Zbx6c5
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假黑∶「停!你們都在聊的什麼啊?沒什麼要問的就結束。」239Please respect copyright.PENANAhq96r1XTFi
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頭花?通話:「啊!我還有最後一句話要說!」239Please respect copyright.PENANA8SgDocjUPs
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假黑:「快!」239Please respect copyright.PENANAyYhAHu3GnS
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頭花?通話:「假假……黑,你褲子拉鍊沒拉……」(羞紅臉)239Please respect copyright.PENANAztSzxKRZfo
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啪!熒幕瞬間變成了黑色。239Please respect copyright.PENANAdmWIQqdVfF
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如果也想看沒拉拉鍊的阿公,請按《賣豆腐的阿公》。239Please respect copyright.PENANAQhBYcq7i4e
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謝謝大家的寶貴五分鐘,也謝謝創挑主 林立 開的這個創挑,讓我有機會來玩玩並宣傳 。十分感激。🙏239Please respect copyright.PENANAbRgdvWUFdb