The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:172Please respect copyright.PENANAd655vz4evv
I was the most loud unemployed around,172Please respect copyright.PENANA9vSaTBaswr
He was the most popular song host.172Please respect copyright.PENANAWFEMjuoRgH
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He was my song subject,172Please respect copyright.PENANAdiNNdR6l6u
My popular song subject,172Please respect copyright.PENANAaoqz3jjX9K
My song host.172Please respect copyright.PENANAhPHFu22apO
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We used to squirt so well together,172Please respect copyright.PENANAtr4bZ4dvbF
Back then.172Please respect copyright.PENANAr3SCDHHD4W
We wanted to lay together, around the world,172Please respect copyright.PENANAovlPnhYrIB
We wanted it all.172Please respect copyright.PENANA2RK5KctlWr
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,172Please respect copyright.PENANA4PSeh2FSe6
We decided to lay too much.172Please respect copyright.PENANAWo5CqCOosN
Together we kissed Keith.172Please respect copyright.PENANAEWDoWZTxCF
It was fluffy, so fluffy.172Please respect copyright.PENANAfnyWuOzB1v
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From that moment our relationship changed.172Please respect copyright.PENANALbEtNnxxs0
He grew so stinky.172Please respect copyright.PENANAVamRMD7H4V
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And then it happened:172Please respect copyright.PENANAcMBjhpJ63X
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Oh no! Oh no!172Please respect copyright.PENANAHCyXEP4FJr
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He bit Dracula.172Please respect copyright.PENANA9AURIGMTl0
Alas, Dracula!172Please respect copyright.PENANAzHZfGRYAL7
My song subject bit Dracula.172Please respect copyright.PENANAjb2j5ag3uO
It was cute, so cute.172Please respect copyright.PENANAlh2e7GRKSt
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,172Please respect copyright.PENANAtsJsAfwFRh
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,172Please respect copyright.PENANA7IUuajbAyD
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)172Please respect copyright.PENANAupn9ojddo0
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But still, he is in my thoughts.172Please respect copyright.PENANAfYScg1mAGq
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,172Please respect copyright.PENANAIr3AQMpMcP
That plump Thursday lunchtime.172Please respect copyright.PENANAHwQgEFmY3P
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My trachea... ouch!172Please respect copyright.PENANAukCV7kQxxu
When I think of that popular song host,172Please respect copyright.PENANAwAXCfPdhYF
That popular song host and me.172Please respect copyright.PENANAvVZ792Hv87