The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:418Please respect copyright.PENANASa2NckiF6a
I was the most loud unemployed around,418Please respect copyright.PENANASDNhHxIPtu
He was the most popular song host.418Please respect copyright.PENANA0xYAplIiZi
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He was my song subject,418Please respect copyright.PENANAosFvuJV1Bs
My popular song subject,418Please respect copyright.PENANA25xw8miqNr
My song host.418Please respect copyright.PENANAyFRpYkQ3CR
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We used to squirt so well together,418Please respect copyright.PENANAJDlfO7Mt6h
Back then.418Please respect copyright.PENANAUpWS9sv3P9
We wanted to lay together, around the world,418Please respect copyright.PENANAyWERsYo8Kp
We wanted it all.418Please respect copyright.PENANAQXCmYqyYZI
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,418Please respect copyright.PENANAVRXSMjYnyz
We decided to lay too much.418Please respect copyright.PENANAC7rs54EjbP
Together we kissed Keith.418Please respect copyright.PENANAoMNPzFTtuP
It was fluffy, so fluffy.418Please respect copyright.PENANA3Shqbsjxrs
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From that moment our relationship changed.418Please respect copyright.PENANAvrPHj8Aq5k
He grew so stinky.418Please respect copyright.PENANAA1kq9HqtZ5
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And then it happened:418Please respect copyright.PENANALWa9wF96Fo
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Oh no! Oh no!418Please respect copyright.PENANAf7KaM3jpYm
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He bit Dracula.418Please respect copyright.PENANA46GngRxV1M
Alas, Dracula!418Please respect copyright.PENANAHoVPsyEyxj
My song subject bit Dracula.418Please respect copyright.PENANA3ROdR9rNvr
It was cute, so cute.418Please respect copyright.PENANAoOkj0GVOZo
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,418Please respect copyright.PENANAOODv6GsRaX
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,418Please respect copyright.PENANAphWfqJyYBa
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)418Please respect copyright.PENANATaUAFjrdeB
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But still, he is in my thoughts.418Please respect copyright.PENANAk76PZokj18
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,418Please respect copyright.PENANAuKRfeUCK8y
That plump Thursday lunchtime.418Please respect copyright.PENANAv8z4pj8mLX
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My trachea... ouch!418Please respect copyright.PENANAtt6Jx3aurb
When I think of that popular song host,418Please respect copyright.PENANAqB7WFqRRb6
That popular song host and me.418Please respect copyright.PENANANeMH9Gdtx5