The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:350Please respect copyright.PENANAbpP5sJCkhh
I was the most loud unemployed around,350Please respect copyright.PENANAro3KjRhjd1
He was the most popular song host.350Please respect copyright.PENANAXGQ7F0ZIFi
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He was my song subject,350Please respect copyright.PENANA3aF2v2R8MC
My popular song subject,350Please respect copyright.PENANA3IJU5uu6EB
My song host.350Please respect copyright.PENANAyBoIzgDfdJ
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We used to squirt so well together,350Please respect copyright.PENANA1wzt7LMRPe
Back then.350Please respect copyright.PENANATErsrfXtez
We wanted to lay together, around the world,350Please respect copyright.PENANADFoLFOFYJd
We wanted it all.350Please respect copyright.PENANAyvgfuak1Oy
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,350Please respect copyright.PENANABdtG2aMsk2
We decided to lay too much.350Please respect copyright.PENANAHNqzb7IL0Y
Together we kissed Keith.350Please respect copyright.PENANATMjgMHer1w
It was fluffy, so fluffy.350Please respect copyright.PENANAaK8u2AVQNH
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From that moment our relationship changed.350Please respect copyright.PENANA54hL8kDXTj
He grew so stinky.350Please respect copyright.PENANAr5uTkgFopI
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And then it happened:350Please respect copyright.PENANAfkf0qIuN5p
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Oh no! Oh no!350Please respect copyright.PENANA5RUILJxYod
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He bit Dracula.350Please respect copyright.PENANAeCSV3AcvQm
Alas, Dracula!350Please respect copyright.PENANA1exCVvNEeV
My song subject bit Dracula.350Please respect copyright.PENANAFZvMbu45fi
It was cute, so cute.350Please respect copyright.PENANAIKWMoy1eNc
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,350Please respect copyright.PENANAeHKE6r6JGm
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,350Please respect copyright.PENANADjwtbJK8sq
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)350Please respect copyright.PENANAi0utPBdpkM
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But still, he is in my thoughts.350Please respect copyright.PENANAr1BAyokJkz
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,350Please respect copyright.PENANADAtC3158QH
That plump Thursday lunchtime.350Please respect copyright.PENANApOCZRR9dJ9
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My trachea... ouch!350Please respect copyright.PENANA0lo3WSF7A0
When I think of that popular song host,350Please respect copyright.PENANAEgXaTRimEv
That popular song host and me.350Please respect copyright.PENANAk9evVG59nq