The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:173Please respect copyright.PENANAEPI2FBJQeN
I was the most loud unemployed around,173Please respect copyright.PENANAUBMYGFEE23
He was the most popular song host.173Please respect copyright.PENANAh1DKAVX5I7
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He was my song subject,173Please respect copyright.PENANAVRIEDSYKhr
My popular song subject,173Please respect copyright.PENANABhwyCFNJ5H
My song host.173Please respect copyright.PENANAsBDV3eI1rQ
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We used to squirt so well together,173Please respect copyright.PENANATQBZBlwHIl
Back then.173Please respect copyright.PENANAHXbcWWwh4N
We wanted to lay together, around the world,173Please respect copyright.PENANATKMwW59dTx
We wanted it all.173Please respect copyright.PENANA4nSOPzrzWt
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,173Please respect copyright.PENANAK2HYuMJ4N8
We decided to lay too much.173Please respect copyright.PENANAGL2ksey9ja
Together we kissed Keith.173Please respect copyright.PENANA9RGyZlbfqi
It was fluffy, so fluffy.173Please respect copyright.PENANA4Wofk5d93R
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From that moment our relationship changed.173Please respect copyright.PENANAfjZNpGX6u6
He grew so stinky.173Please respect copyright.PENANA07HMth3v4k
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And then it happened:173Please respect copyright.PENANAViArUUkMha
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Oh no! Oh no!173Please respect copyright.PENANAt4OckkoUIs
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He bit Dracula.173Please respect copyright.PENANAMIp9xyyf2M
Alas, Dracula!173Please respect copyright.PENANAlUxay0tVQO
My song subject bit Dracula.173Please respect copyright.PENANA2Rw1p3BE2E
It was cute, so cute.173Please respect copyright.PENANAGNdChic7gG
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,173Please respect copyright.PENANAx9yH5XArch
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,173Please respect copyright.PENANAc1W3AzMF6X
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)173Please respect copyright.PENANA1PJqWY7OCG
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But still, he is in my thoughts.173Please respect copyright.PENANAws0ecoM1SL
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,173Please respect copyright.PENANAI24zeqhVew
That plump Thursday lunchtime.173Please respect copyright.PENANAgFkmbVMkQW
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My trachea... ouch!173Please respect copyright.PENANAcJJpdA1ZLg
When I think of that popular song host,173Please respect copyright.PENANAuW7KBheeXh
That popular song host and me.173Please respect copyright.PENANABlW1KLrBKF