The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:400Please respect copyright.PENANAfxMLb6nVdp
I was the most loud unemployed around,400Please respect copyright.PENANArV8QbT5W44
He was the most popular song host.400Please respect copyright.PENANABCY7fy1B2H
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He was my song subject,400Please respect copyright.PENANA3RRvfEaPdy
My popular song subject,400Please respect copyright.PENANAFZu6zrcVJU
My song host.400Please respect copyright.PENANAOhrlDksisb
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We used to squirt so well together,400Please respect copyright.PENANAFLeDvWlQLG
Back then.400Please respect copyright.PENANA0YLaHhK9dC
We wanted to lay together, around the world,400Please respect copyright.PENANAcqyyZnJfvE
We wanted it all.400Please respect copyright.PENANAlEoV2kp7Yf
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,400Please respect copyright.PENANAh8mLb0ohJv
We decided to lay too much.400Please respect copyright.PENANAtR8sh6LjTo
Together we kissed Keith.400Please respect copyright.PENANAu5PONt3WGS
It was fluffy, so fluffy.400Please respect copyright.PENANAVoK6LQYvlO
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From that moment our relationship changed.400Please respect copyright.PENANAeln7mhJECA
He grew so stinky.400Please respect copyright.PENANAMOIx3cqsgc
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And then it happened:400Please respect copyright.PENANAA1oJgozHRQ
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Oh no! Oh no!400Please respect copyright.PENANAMzS8On12jg
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He bit Dracula.400Please respect copyright.PENANA1AapddVABj
Alas, Dracula!400Please respect copyright.PENANALsJu4WjHM4
My song subject bit Dracula.400Please respect copyright.PENANA62LLZqh4VP
It was cute, so cute.400Please respect copyright.PENANAd5L5bUKk06
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,400Please respect copyright.PENANAZFVx6yhc8w
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,400Please respect copyright.PENANAXxVeo20qmA
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)400Please respect copyright.PENANAT2S3v3ecxQ
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But still, he is in my thoughts.400Please respect copyright.PENANAm8P3ADNH8D
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,400Please respect copyright.PENANAH4uV2KX0ji
That plump Thursday lunchtime.400Please respect copyright.PENANA3qV3qSbonq
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My trachea... ouch!400Please respect copyright.PENANANOHdX69pO7
When I think of that popular song host,400Please respect copyright.PENANAcodrUc3eVa
That popular song host and me.400Please respect copyright.PENANA2PNMPpr2a2