The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:417Please respect copyright.PENANA6x42JM5hY9
I was the most loud unemployed around,417Please respect copyright.PENANA0QtG9a3Wqh
He was the most popular song host.417Please respect copyright.PENANAwtKkNtEM8J
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He was my song subject,417Please respect copyright.PENANAu7siE608RI
My popular song subject,417Please respect copyright.PENANAgrWFsrMvZF
My song host.417Please respect copyright.PENANAF1VZ7jvPXH
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We used to squirt so well together,417Please respect copyright.PENANAOOTVCAW43x
Back then.417Please respect copyright.PENANAKBliPgZvft
We wanted to lay together, around the world,417Please respect copyright.PENANA3l5nmnMHdg
We wanted it all.417Please respect copyright.PENANAjLBC7LlCut
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,417Please respect copyright.PENANA0imLRQaPbL
We decided to lay too much.417Please respect copyright.PENANAbvL5fOidmG
Together we kissed Keith.417Please respect copyright.PENANAVaXAM32giJ
It was fluffy, so fluffy.417Please respect copyright.PENANALlY5ok5MA7
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From that moment our relationship changed.417Please respect copyright.PENANA3PhNcm2Y0u
He grew so stinky.417Please respect copyright.PENANA2e2Wc8Cr2m
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And then it happened:417Please respect copyright.PENANAdRFtuu2ZRj
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Oh no! Oh no!417Please respect copyright.PENANAtCxAzcDuQs
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He bit Dracula.417Please respect copyright.PENANAk2NOZH0FaY
Alas, Dracula!417Please respect copyright.PENANAkazsvfWpwW
My song subject bit Dracula.417Please respect copyright.PENANAKfwTKcQw5D
It was cute, so cute.417Please respect copyright.PENANAERAHRT1Sbi
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,417Please respect copyright.PENANAoLo6iKz9kV
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,417Please respect copyright.PENANAJyj2owcoFu
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)417Please respect copyright.PENANAqrjWBl8fiS
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But still, he is in my thoughts.417Please respect copyright.PENANAptLNcwrcBL
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,417Please respect copyright.PENANAcEx6UI42kc
That plump Thursday lunchtime.417Please respect copyright.PENANAYcrLeYeLQB
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My trachea... ouch!417Please respect copyright.PENANAMqy7PQa2wZ
When I think of that popular song host,417Please respect copyright.PENANAuYe9CyWXm9
That popular song host and me.417Please respect copyright.PENANAklHF3krETh