The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:440Please respect copyright.PENANA8nrnIdhJmS
I was the most loud unemployed around,440Please respect copyright.PENANA0xnOaNXmMO
He was the most popular song host.440Please respect copyright.PENANAZzp79dzT52
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He was my song subject,440Please respect copyright.PENANAjpSh9o1VAV
My popular song subject,440Please respect copyright.PENANA87bNEHD52V
My song host.440Please respect copyright.PENANAeJSWtNpaFS
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We used to squirt so well together,440Please respect copyright.PENANAoeMx569z3a
Back then.440Please respect copyright.PENANAdbyViWI2ve
We wanted to lay together, around the world,440Please respect copyright.PENANAOSc0DygSEs
We wanted it all.440Please respect copyright.PENANAtvVXWxpQQe
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,440Please respect copyright.PENANA7uZVVNxiNH
We decided to lay too much.440Please respect copyright.PENANAm4mu2l8Xeb
Together we kissed Keith.440Please respect copyright.PENANAqpoq8jnXWV
It was fluffy, so fluffy.440Please respect copyright.PENANABKuFidphgs
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From that moment our relationship changed.440Please respect copyright.PENANAH3mzE36K2h
He grew so stinky.440Please respect copyright.PENANAazVZX5dc3K
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And then it happened:440Please respect copyright.PENANADdjQqQDNw1
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Oh no! Oh no!440Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3A8uiGzB9
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He bit Dracula.440Please respect copyright.PENANAlZhPeigYE5
Alas, Dracula!440Please respect copyright.PENANAt9HBbB0nvz
My song subject bit Dracula.440Please respect copyright.PENANAiYDg704GQQ
It was cute, so cute.440Please respect copyright.PENANAMukxqunoK7
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,440Please respect copyright.PENANAZgTiYh3739
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,440Please respect copyright.PENANAD4UFNylmQm
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)440Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0sUWafJTR
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But still, he is in my thoughts.440Please respect copyright.PENANAEVkF216sB6
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,440Please respect copyright.PENANA57HUeM92OV
That plump Thursday lunchtime.440Please respect copyright.PENANAkhLtgUF6TJ
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My trachea... ouch!440Please respect copyright.PENANATtFrfxtis6
When I think of that popular song host,440Please respect copyright.PENANASVmZjeTmYP
That popular song host and me.440Please respect copyright.PENANAC8jjMNL1Ue