The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:605Please respect copyright.PENANAiz9J0yWT1O
I was the most loud unemployed around,605Please respect copyright.PENANA7nsCxvehXv
He was the most popular song host.605Please respect copyright.PENANAGlUXDSbU7i
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He was my song subject,605Please respect copyright.PENANAJryleheHP9
My popular song subject,605Please respect copyright.PENANA8zBZ2FVXUC
My song host.605Please respect copyright.PENANA1BdLxNSIA2
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We used to squirt so well together,605Please respect copyright.PENANAFnH4qDcGMd
Back then.605Please respect copyright.PENANAXDWSI1xydS
We wanted to lay together, around the world,605Please respect copyright.PENANABQKtUCA6li
We wanted it all.605Please respect copyright.PENANAotC7TCK5qv
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,605Please respect copyright.PENANAfciScqlhzh
We decided to lay too much.605Please respect copyright.PENANAt16O5u3QG6
Together we kissed Keith.605Please respect copyright.PENANApvGTCAxk46
It was fluffy, so fluffy.605Please respect copyright.PENANAnMSUEbXLvR
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From that moment our relationship changed.605Please respect copyright.PENANAqsaGsBCXQc
He grew so stinky.605Please respect copyright.PENANAra3t80ufDH
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And then it happened:605Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ri4p0eoM0
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Oh no! Oh no!605Please respect copyright.PENANAQb2SqxcBcZ
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He bit Dracula.605Please respect copyright.PENANAMY35T88iAz
Alas, Dracula!605Please respect copyright.PENANATKgcl6rc0E
My song subject bit Dracula.605Please respect copyright.PENANAGIKgIbYiSd
It was cute, so cute.605Please respect copyright.PENANAaaFwvPYOVR
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,605Please respect copyright.PENANA4YNn4qbBJv
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,605Please respect copyright.PENANAawVcbPgZWm
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)605Please respect copyright.PENANAbelEnwLjna
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But still, he is in my thoughts.605Please respect copyright.PENANAIrKL7Q46cO
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,605Please respect copyright.PENANAcvl1EQTAIl
That plump Thursday lunchtime.605Please respect copyright.PENANAdtuz5xLeZo
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My trachea... ouch!605Please respect copyright.PENANA1GggbANsry
When I think of that popular song host,605Please respect copyright.PENANA1WmOnABQQB
That popular song host and me.605Please respect copyright.PENANA6uZxMny3Aj


