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論語新解：讓我們重新詮釋（還原）孔子所說的話吧。
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Author: 雙
Published:
Mar 8, 2022
論語新解：讓我們重新詮釋（還原）孔子所說的話吧。
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Mar 8, 2022
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Mar 8, 2022
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　　歷史中，孔子是個山東人，還是個2.21米高的彪形大漢，據說到了五十歲還可以徒手打死山豬。

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　　在「呂氏春秋」裡，更是有著這樣的記載──

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　　孔子之勁，舉國門之關，而不肯以力文；

　　意思就是這位至聖先師能徒手扳開城門。

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　　前陣子，孔子的武勇事跡在各大網路掀起了話題，意思大致上是「論語」我們都讀錯了，實際上真正的意思應該如下──

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　　原句：子不語怪力亂神

　　翻譯：孔子不說話，只是用怪力把人亂揍到失神

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　　原句：朝聞道，夕可死矣

　　翻譯：白天找到去你家的路，晚上就打死你

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　　原句：三十而立

　　翻譯：沒有三十個人，我都不屑站起來打

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　　原句：君子不器

　　翻譯：君子殺人是不需要使用武器的

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　　以上諸如此類。

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　　現在，就請各位發揮你們的創意，重新詮釋孔子在「掄」語中表現出來的各種事跡吧。

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