前幾天（週末），我秉持著出門不看手機，數位休息一整天大成功（實話：早上手機剩20%電力，這天是休息日，出門不看手機也不會怎麼樣）。到了晚上，我回到家。我媽坐在沙發上滑手機，忙著處理他的課業。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk11fcIo0ly
媽：三三在等你。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViAkKINdra
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我暗自吐槽：三三常常等不同人類餵牠吃東西，明明肚包有點大，這樣詐騙不行喔，三三。（詳見〈三三詐騙〉、〈三三詐騙案偵查〉）471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPgrJeYHGO
三三窩在櫃子上，看到我出現，就狂奔下來。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlxmJHRtiW
三三：喵！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSYzF7JaMc
我：喵！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SWXv7NJR3
三三：喵！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1V3feijsej
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三三：喵！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlREg6cIjm
我：喵！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSJzQPhMNs
我就放下背包，脫下外套，脫下安全帽和口罩。接著拿著手機跟快速充電線、豆腐頭，一路晃到樓上，三三也跟著我到樓上。一路上，「三三跟我互喵對話，『跟平時一樣』」，不過今天三三怎麼這麼熱衷於跟我聊天？471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aIuciqwrF
我進到房間，關上門，三三在房門外走廊上。（詳見：〈三三想要進房間找人撒嬌〉、〈三三被蚊帳接殺出局〉）471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T233g1XQb
我將手機插上充電線，接上插座，電扇打開吹自己跟手機，開始滑手機─玩手機RPG卡牌遊戲和回聊天訊息。邊手機充電，邊滑手機，其實電池會過熱，很傷電池，吹電扇降溫一下（自我安慰）。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC08trtfJoL
三三在門外：喵！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6XyLUpBE3
我隨口回：喵。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgzf7iitOI
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我回：喵。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5UtSh0hki
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我：喵。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLOqogbukU
這時候，我開始覺得奇怪了？平時，我走進房間，關上門，三三就會自己去找樂子玩了，怎麼還窩在房門外跟我聊天？471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaWkrsBkAs
聊天訊息熱絡，我繼續回訊息。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MAsPgVhtE
三三開始在門外唱《Do You Want To Build A Snowman?》喵語版，體感唱了5分鐘，我有跟著對唱。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHahHprzOj7
訊息回完，越想越不對，三三這麼堅持要我回應牠，87%是牠真的肚子餓。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIPnpEsmTJ
我放下手機，打開房門。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA8RoKF1my
三三圓滾滾眼睛望著我：喵！471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWvmESTrLr
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我關上房門，晃去樓下。三三尾巴舉高高，走在我前面，走得很急。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVAe5xIXMp
我問我媽：三三有吃飯嗎？471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41FNEZ4Iav
媽：我不是說三三在等你？471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOVM0cJvtj
哇勒！三三真的是在討食，實質上的「哭枵」（khàu-iau，哭餓）！我誤會三三了。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUpcFenK3Y
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打開罐頭、倒灌頭、加水、加貓用酵素粉、加貓用營養粉。這過程同樣伴隨喵喵喵背景音。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzF9FyFgk6k
放下貓碗，三三暴風式吃飯。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU7EL880A1
牠吃完就不喵了。471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD46pBBVRrU
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