2起貓咪詐騙,推測起因,大概是貓咪認為:一個人類要餵食一次,才是完整的餐點。貓咪作為寵物的責任就是要跟所有家庭成員互動,每個人互動一次,這樣才公平。300Please respect copyright.PENANAveNphAIQsl
這麼有心的貓咪,犧牲自己的身材,就是療癒人類身心靈啊!300Please respect copyright.PENANAfPTEWtpZcv
為了維持貓咪的健康身材,將全滾滾縮成一團的貓咪抱起來,會有拉長長的效果,人類還是得解決貓咪詐騙案,才不會愧對長長長長長長貓的顏面。300Please respect copyright.PENANAXFagzFcF7K
維護長條貓咪,人人有責。300Please respect copyright.PENANAgTDAbTEBGu
昨天早上,我出門前,三三在樓梯攔截我,牠高聲喵喵叫,很明顯就是在討吃飯,催促的態度很堅定,在我周圍繞來繞去喵喵叫。300Please respect copyright.PENANA0GMifT2AS7
全家除了我,要嘛在睡覺,要嘛還在上班,顯然地,三三還沒吃早餐。300Please respect copyright.PENANAiRVQ6a6Clb
我用之前貓餐盒剩下的塑膠容器測量貓飼料,裝7分滿倒在貓碗裡。300Please respect copyright.PENANAL38riTr4VF
「卡滋卡滋……」貓咪咀嚼貓乾飼料的聲音,清脆的聲音,宛如人類吃迷你煎餅。三三狂嗑乾乾,吃得很香,不知道的人還以為牠餓好幾天。300Please respect copyright.PENANAOrgc1YkZQa
我出門後在群組發訊息:300Please respect copyright.PENANAWN6W1BaIz9
我:三三早上吃過早餐了喔!@妹,不要被三三騙了。300Please respect copyright.PENANA8zIXZ4LSTA
老二:(笑)300Please respect copyright.PENANAb8yT5pOwY4
過了40分鐘。300Please respect copyright.PENANAOtsFpzUoPp
爸:來不及了。我進廚房,牠好像被虐待的樣子,一副可憐兮兮,向我討貓糧。300Please respect copyright.PENANAZagTBwYGLK
老二:詐騙成功。300Please respect copyright.PENANAJu3LTMkJDv
我:唉呀呀牠要胖嘟嘟了。300Please respect copyright.PENANAo3VYtDuzig
我少標註人了,沒標到的人以為三三還沒吃,唉呀!三三又得逞。300Please respect copyright.PENANAIxz4XD1H2i
三三從不同人身上要到同一餐,發生太多次了,救人喔!前幾天早上吃5份份量不一的早餐,3個人對供詞才發現三三又詐騙!300Please respect copyright.PENANAaYaLke5Sru
先前網路上流行一張圖,一張表格週一到週五,那天室友們有餵貓就打勾,在週三寫個髒話,旁邊又寫「我們搞砸了!」上一篇文〈三三詐騙〉有提到,我之前放小白板,寫三三有沒有吃飯,效果不太好。300Please respect copyright.PENANA3BkXIiNhvG
各種方法都破功,怎麼辦?愧對長條貓貓的願景啊!300Please respect copyright.PENANAmX1bq5RMPU
我跟男友聊到這件事,他說同事養貓會把食物裝進3個容器,早餐、午餐、晚餐,3份放進冰箱,家人要餵再拿出來。好睿智!我怎麼沒想到?事先裝好分量,空了就是餵了,還有就是還沒餵。300Please respect copyright.PENANAlniS9pK5If
那我找個容器裝3份食物放在家裡,大家就會知道三三到底有沒有吃飯了吧?
預防詐騙,貓咪餵食法:300Please respect copyright.PENANAEdVgmpKV54
˙小白板提醒法:失敗。300Please respect copyright.PENANAADy9M2WbqU
˙LINE群組告知法:失敗。300Please respect copyright.PENANAxAKbLhCrEp
˙LINE群組標註全部人告知法:正在驗證,好像還行。300Please respect copyright.PENANAxmFf05lnPH
˙三餐容器事前分裝法:新方法,待驗證。300Please respect copyright.PENANA81P9ACz7GP
˙電動定時定量餵食器法:少了餵貓的樂趣,不考慮。
昨天早上群組:300Please respect copyright.PENANAwoI1v8349X
我:我早上沒有餵三三喔。300Please respect copyright.PENANAJb97a3tU6p
爸:三三很生氣,大姐壞壞。300Please respect copyright.PENANAQ4YY10U38e
我:牠昨天詐騙,壞壞。300Please respect copyright.PENANAuh1roWHnzz
爸:人類純真,才好騙。300Please respect copyright.PENANAK2lSG1otRK
我:齁齁。
三三詐騙案偵查,暫時告一個段落,先試試標註所有人方法或3餐分裝方法,預防三三又詐騙成功,身材一去不復反。300Please respect copyright.PENANADEGSbEBj5v
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