之前在〈三三的骨感玩具〉一篇中提到,三三喜歡玩骨頭,當球踢來踢去。本篇記錄一根大約4公分長的禽類骨頭事件。368Please respect copyright.PENANA4SyLpTDWcW
我家家務通常有幾項固定是誰的工作,誰擅長做什麼,誰就做什麼。比如說我喜歡整理清潔,我負責洗衣服;妹妹擅長煮料理,好幾餐他煮;我爸力氣大、不怕高,他負責修剪房東種的樹樹枝……諸如此類。368Please respect copyright.PENANAoShYNfUxMq
骨頭事件就發生在我做日常家務的時候,我稱它為「真愛事件」。368Please respect copyright.PENANACRuDmY3pDP
某個週五晚上我回家,東摸摸西摸摸,摸魚摸夠了,才將待洗衣服裝袋。洗衣機是個神奇的家電,衣服不分類不裝袋,保證洗衣機會絞壞衣服。368Please respect copyright.PENANAFiXD2A7HDY
有時候三三會窩在旁邊,玩貓身投籃遊戲、tuh-ku(打瞌睡)、肥宅翻滾。自從三三有新的疊疊樂貓抓板以後,他就不陪我做家務了,窩在疊疊樂貓抓板上大睡特睡(詳情請見:〈三三的幾何補救教學〉)。368Please respect copyright.PENANAQO8RRKAWrE
衣服裝袋裝好,放進洗衣籃,洗衣籃放在角落等白天丟洗衣機洗。我就去睡覺了。平常不過的流程,沒想到隔天有突發事件。368Please respect copyright.PENANAs2atzLqJAu
週六早上,我抬著洗衣籃去洗衣機旁,丟一袋一袋衣服進去,丟平均,確保洗衣機內缸重量平均。我丟著丟著,發現洗衣籃中的洗衣袋堆裡,有一個不該出現的東西─一根大約4公分長的禽類骨頭。368Please respect copyright.PENANAreiV52sy0i
禽類骨頭很舒適地躺在洗衣籃中的洗衣袋上,正中央的位置,像極了珠寶盒中絨布上的寶石─對三三來說。368Please respect copyright.PENANAb9C4e46VbS
用膝蓋想也知道是誰做的好事,膝蓋很聰明。368Please respect copyright.PENANAWijNHU3pEL
三三眼睛圓滾滾看我,我死魚眼看著三三。相看兩不厭,只有衣服山。368Please respect copyright.PENANADrm0z8UEdA
我非常無言地趁三三不注意,將骨頭丟垃圾桶。到底在幹嘛啦?哪來的骨頭?誰吃完飯沒把垃圾包好?368Please respect copyright.PENANAuCHXDtyIFX
洗衣機忙著洗衣服,我忙著跟書本打架。「真愛事件」應該就沒了吧?並沒有!368Please respect copyright.PENANArvFd5gErwL
我窩在沙發上,試圖理解95%信賴區間下,正負誤差為多少百分比?368Please respect copyright.PENANAnrttY5xSY0
「ㄉㄨㄞ」三三跳上沙發的聲音,跟平常一樣的聲音。368Please respect copyright.PENANA5PRPfziR4h
1.96乘以根號數值,等於0.0248,就是2.48%誤差……368Please respect copyright.PENANALJc8xqHnUh
「咚!咚!咚!」跟平常不一樣的聲音。368Please respect copyright.PENANABKI7gwbvwf
我抬頭看三三在幹嘛,牠正在沙發上撥弄一根大約4公分長的禽類骨頭,左一拳,右一拳,跳起來,撲,跳起來,撲。368Please respect copyright.PENANAWUgyVz8cSV
……我不是丟垃圾桶了嗎!368Please respect copyright.PENANAyPA8xKteUW
三三明明沒看到我丟哪裡,嗅覺追蹤喔?368Please respect copyright.PENANAHUbqJ3ODf3
我晃去看垃圾桶是否安好?它直挺挺地站在地上,絲毫沒有受到猛獸襲擊的跡象。見鬼了。368Please respect copyright.PENANA9nGogUHgN6
三三長大了,對真愛保護到家(藏在衣服堆裡),不離不棄(我丟垃圾桶,牠撈出來),我是否該成全牠們?368Please respect copyright.PENANAE47HQWDS33
當然不!它在某個角落發臭我會很困擾。368Please respect copyright.PENANA4ScOjMTlk1
我又趁三三不注意,將它處理掉。368Please respect copyright.PENANAr3ftHA9uHI
三三真愛骨頭,不玩玩具球,有味道就是讚嗎?368Please respect copyright.PENANA5XJLia9BQo
368Please respect copyright.PENANAaGLX5S6d4P
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橘白貓三三
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䷀乾卦
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Jun 30, 2022
ISSUE #17
三三的真愛
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