上上週末晚上,妹妹(老三)在家,我們窩在客廳沙發上,三三也自在地窩在沙發上。妹妹看到三三的指甲很長,提議要幫牠剪指甲。327Please respect copyright.PENANA7Kz1mmq03Y
我:「好,那我抱著牠。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAdBwgPEks8O
妹妹去拿貓用指甲刀。貓用指甲刀看起來就是小型的圓形前端園藝剪刀,也像是不用施力的握力器。它有藍色的手柄,黑色的前端,凹凹弧狀刀片。327Please respect copyright.PENANAXxH9eEl1gJ
我坐在沙發上,抱起旁邊的三三,三三沒有掙扎,貓尾巴捲起來,朝向肚子,看來牠知道有什麼事要發生了。327Please respect copyright.PENANAhUQFfxrSyz
妹妹握著指甲刀蹲在我旁邊。我發現三三有點躁動,我右手抱著三三肚子,左手按住貓的胸口(把牠前腳按住),這個架勢,三三動不太了。327Please respect copyright.PENANAb9YN8SrxDS
剪貓指甲貴在迅速,貓的耐心沒這麼好,剪太久牠會掙扎、逃跑。327Please respect copyright.PENANAH54mDRJx8A
妹妹快速剪三三前腳指甲,將指甲前端白色處剪掉,留下粉紅色的地方(微血管所在地),「喀、喀、喀」剪指甲的聲音很輕脆。327Please respect copyright.PENANAUxfVxNsIi6
剪完一肢前腳,正要剪另一肢,三三有點躁動,糟糕,沒有第三個人可以摸貓頭,安撫牠。如果有人摸三三的頭,牠剪指甲躁動機會降低很多(但是表情會很哀怨)。我二隻手正忙著按住牠,怎麼辦?327Please respect copyright.PENANAilAQocYOmC
所幸我用下巴蹭三三頭頂,我左右搖頭,蹭蹭蹭,三三頭頂柔軟毛茸茸。左手按住貓的胸口,感覺到貓胸口震動,三三在呼嚕。看來這招有用。327Please respect copyright.PENANAIwLopwvj0d
妹妹爆笑:「這樣也可以?」327Please respect copyright.PENANA4SFMHOQezi
我笑道:「讚啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAmullVmOwwO
在我搖頭晃腦的情況下,妹妹順利剪完三三四隻腳趾甲。我放開手,三三立刻逃跑,留下我一身貓毛。這幾天,手套軟刷梳毛梳出一大球貓毛還不夠?
上週末(前天)接近中午,我人在外面忙,LINE群組出現紅點,我打開看:327Please respect copyright.PENANA1xDPViPFUw
妹妹(老三):(傳一張人手扶貓下巴,三三頭頂照。)327Please respect copyright.PENANArOGxGVhh2U
妹妹:「三三……好像……要洗澡了,有怪味。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAKyDdjP6mJi
唉呀~三三變臭貓了,名副其實的臭貓。327Please respect copyright.PENANAHVIiizcDAO
我:「臭臭。」327Please respect copyright.PENANA55z2eNd8XY
三三上次洗澡據妹妹說好像是二年前,因為三三玩人類遺漏在桌上的鴨肉味醬油。327Please respect copyright.PENANA7hwYZB8pdz
傍晚的時候,LINE群組又出現紅點,我打開看:327Please respect copyright.PENANAyGQZfBlQ1o
妹妹(老三):(傳一張溼答答三三以及人的右手照,三三正在舔毛,人的右手上有目測8公分的傷口。)327Please respect copyright.PENANA26hURkHPMq
爸爸:「三三抓傷嗎?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAxO20rJ6tUR
妹妹:「對啊。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAQJPkbE9wce
我:(傳一張驚恐貼圖。)327Please respect copyright.PENANAe6wk8MUCml
我:「擦藥擦藥。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAm30GEJRI6o
妹妹:「三三現在應該很討厭我,因為我拿吹風機對著牠。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAkITcWzY1Vh
妹妹:(傳一張哀傷貼圖。)327Please respect copyright.PENANAhlZav4teT1
爸爸:(傳一張噗哧一笑貼圖。)327Please respect copyright.PENANA0m96LWw0n3
妹妹:「我要幫牠擦乾都不讓我碰了。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAj64v3TFFAf
我:(傳一張呼呼貼圖。)327Please respect copyright.PENANAa2eg8EocPC
爸爸:(傳一張噗哧一笑貼圖。)327Please respect copyright.PENANAISljU4jsuL
當天晚上,我回家,乾爽、白帥帥的三三躺在櫃子上,我怎麼叫牠,牠都沒有動,看來還是很氣。浴室浴缸邊有一瓶子色標籤寵物洗毛精,洗貓大戰的殘留物。327Please respect copyright.PENANAD8h2d7wAho
妹妹手上包著自己包紮的紗布,看起來好痛!327Please respect copyright.PENANA7kRMs1euRC
我:「三三洗澡逃跑?」327Please respect copyright.PENANA1Qk8j9Naav
妹妹:「沒有,三三洗澡很乖。我用洗衣籃關住牠,吹風機吹毛,牠在洗衣籃裡跳,我用腳壓住洗衣籃,牠在洗衣籃裡一直叫,一直叫。我一手拍拍籃子,安慰牠,就被抓傷了。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAjYxGYsnWYw
明明剪過指甲沒多久。327Please respect copyright.PENANAsbMmqrAaYx
三三很討厭吹風機的聲音。某次我洗完頭髮,吹頭髮,三三蹲在遠方,瞪大眼睛看我,好像我在做什麼詭異事情。327Please respect copyright.PENANAqmm3c44IGk
妹妹:「我對著毛巾噴蟲癭(ㄧㄥˇ)果(被蟲刺激過的木天蓼果實)噴霧,幫牠擦毛,讓牠冷靜一下,不過沒什麼用,牠不太讓我碰,擦沒幾下就逃了。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAh9g0HZXASG
吹貓毛真是辛苦。
昨天早上我出門前,吸三三前胸提振精神,三三沒跑,任我吸。唉呀,洗過澡就是不一樣,貓毛更軟了,軟上加軟。吸一大口,檀香味。檀香味?三三有檀香味?再吸一口確認一下,檀香味。什麼情況?再吸一口確,檀香味。327Please respect copyright.PENANA0P1Oz7Nxqq
寵物洗毛精加上少許蟲癭(ㄧㄥˇ)果香氣,迸出新滋味,太神奇了。327Please respect copyright.PENANA7a5SFbGP2l
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