前幾天(週末),我秉持著出門不看手機,數位休息一整天大成功(實話:早上手機剩20%電力,這天是休息日,出門不看手機也不會怎麼樣)。到了晚上,我回到家。我媽坐在沙發上滑手機,忙著處理他的課業。300Please respect copyright.PENANAwi5I51vcW7
媽:三三在等你。300Please respect copyright.PENANAvmZg03VE7p
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我暗自吐槽:三三常常等不同人類餵牠吃東西,明明肚包有點大,這樣詐騙不行喔,三三。(詳見〈三三詐騙〉、〈三三詐騙案偵查〉)300Please respect copyright.PENANAR9S22AXu4J
三三窩在櫃子上,看到我出現,就狂奔下來。300Please respect copyright.PENANAxBe7Zl0ISr
三三:喵!300Please respect copyright.PENANAIUi0P3Iz9e
我:喵!300Please respect copyright.PENANAdAWJ8Wrlej
三三:喵!300Please respect copyright.PENANABhv01ka5VE
我:喵!300Please respect copyright.PENANAgtdDXZF9Xr
三三:喵!300Please respect copyright.PENANApXa3y6iLfR
我:喵!300Please respect copyright.PENANAeW4s15JIq7
我就放下背包,脫下外套,脫下安全帽和口罩。接著拿著手機跟快速充電線、豆腐頭,一路晃到樓上,三三也跟著我到樓上。一路上,「三三跟我互喵對話,『跟平時一樣』」,不過今天三三怎麼這麼熱衷於跟我聊天?300Please respect copyright.PENANAhD38RNNkSk
我進到房間,關上門,三三在房門外走廊上。(詳見:〈三三想要進房間找人撒嬌〉、〈三三被蚊帳接殺出局〉)300Please respect copyright.PENANAur8StKAGn3
我將手機插上充電線,接上插座,電扇打開吹自己跟手機,開始滑手機─玩手機RPG卡牌遊戲和回聊天訊息。邊手機充電,邊滑手機,其實電池會過熱,很傷電池,吹電扇降溫一下(自我安慰)。300Please respect copyright.PENANAhnkSzHvfjt
三三在門外:喵!300Please respect copyright.PENANAY2bo2TX4uZ
我隨口回:喵。300Please respect copyright.PENANA2UPvFepkWn
三三:喵!300Please respect copyright.PENANA6FmEkqesFi
我回:喵。300Please respect copyright.PENANAWmQ8T8G0UA
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我:喵。300Please respect copyright.PENANAjZIXKlY3z7
這時候,我開始覺得奇怪了?平時,我走進房間,關上門,三三就會自己去找樂子玩了,怎麼還窩在房門外跟我聊天?300Please respect copyright.PENANAqkp4L9Gb7o
聊天訊息熱絡,我繼續回訊息。300Please respect copyright.PENANApR70ZdiQeb
三三開始在門外唱《Do You Want To Build A Snowman?》喵語版,體感唱了5分鐘,我有跟著對唱。300Please respect copyright.PENANADGho3yYYj4
訊息回完,越想越不對,三三這麼堅持要我回應牠,87%是牠真的肚子餓。300Please respect copyright.PENANAEDuRiRxUEf
我放下手機,打開房門。300Please respect copyright.PENANAyM5XcS9yJp
三三圓滾滾眼睛望著我:喵!300Please respect copyright.PENANAVm4SSLxolt
我:喵。300Please respect copyright.PENANAnvBJy6Pak5
我關上房門,晃去樓下。三三尾巴舉高高,走在我前面,走得很急。300Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZdXtJNqyV
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哇勒!三三真的是在討食,實質上的「哭枵」(khàu-iau,哭餓)!我誤會三三了。300Please respect copyright.PENANA1daRHnuvBO
每日任務做一做,清貓砂、補充新貓砂、對著貓砂盆噴除臭噴霧、飲水器加水、貓碗水沖一下。忙碌的過程中,伴隨三三的喵喵喵背景音。300Please respect copyright.PENANANQ9BUwszA0
打開罐頭、倒灌頭、加水、加貓用酵素粉、加貓用營養粉。這過程同樣伴隨喵喵喵背景音。300Please respect copyright.PENANAmskgziiJ5C
放下貓碗,三三暴風式吃飯。300Please respect copyright.PENANAek2u4zmuzp
牠吃完就不喵了。300Please respect copyright.PENANAkjodyDjIKj
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三三唱Do You Want To Build A Snowman?
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