棉麻素色胚布是服裝設計練習做衣服時會用到的材料，便宜、粗糙、臭臭的。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTcbkigUZ2
我對這種布的印象，就是媽媽拿來做服裝樣品，用一次即棄。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswh5UandJ7
老三常常用胚布做各式各樣的服裝作業，打完分數即棄。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsqFQgaBIC
胚布太臭了，濃烈刺鼻的草味，沒事不會想留。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGmbUbqnLy
老三滑手機看到一支短影片：人類用一塊有四個洞的尼龍布，把灰色貓咪吊起來，剪貓咪指甲。灰色貓咪看起來很乖，根本不用吊起來也能順利剪指甲。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnU3jHWqS2
還是來試試看─將三三吊起來，點預防作用驅蟲滴劑，我預計三三反應嚇爆！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6SCI7eQnP
我拿一條肉乾吸引三三下樓，讓牠站在貓抓板上啃肉乾。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGlMXan7Wk
老三拿一塊便宜胚布，大概一公尺乘一公尺大，對著三三比，目測前腳和後腳的距離。反正是實驗，隨便量一下就好。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0obCl0Km4u
老三拿剪布剪刀大概剪4個洞，能讓貓腿穿進去的洞。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwYppqXf4c
三三很困惑人類在做什麼？不過沒關係，有肉乾吃最重要。「啊姆啊姆」。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsVAgr0cmA
三三吃完肉乾，我把三三舉起來，玩舉高高遊戲。三三的前腿、後腿、尾巴垂著，任我舉著轉圈圈，牠圓滾滾眼睛看著人類做傻事。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsPsjTrreF
貓咪毛很細、很柔軟，尤其肚子毛是最柔軟的部位，把貓咪舉高高能充分享受貓肚肚毛的溫柔。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzfkvISTsu
「剪完了。」老三把4洞胚布平放在地上。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvKbckgoKZ
我對準4個洞，把三三放上去，2個人急急忙忙讓三三前後腿穿過洞。我明顯感覺到三三愣在原地，幹嘛？幹嘛？現在在幹嘛？517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc7en16zgg
「誰舉布？誰點藥？」我問。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qrvKyvjYQ
「ㄜ……」老三慌慌張張打開驅蟲滴劑包裝。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsc6vatByAO
看他在開包裝，我就把三三2邊布抓起來，「我拿好了」。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM3ZuqWbhc
三三發現不對勁，自己被架住！開始扭動，一肢前腿就這樣跑出來。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9e3d4epFK
「布抓下面一點！」老三急急忙忙把三三的前腿塞回洞裡。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzqmCzo5AN
「來吧！」我抓緊2片布料，三三依舊用力扭動。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRJYwq5Lm6
老三把三三後頸毛撥開。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cTxkwg0CZ
「點快一點！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWJ0fCEMvM
大概6公斤的三三扭很用力。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpafTu8VA4
老三聽到這句立刻往貓後頸皮膚點下去。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyne2zb31G
「點完了沒？」我快抓不住了，三三扭很大力，體感牠很重。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5wLrvAXSL
「還有一點。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r1J3OiaAH
「快狠準。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahMS0J6zHD
老三再點一次，三三奮力甩頭。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPSif5yk9O
「好了。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbURxuF0Wo
我放下三三，牠拖著胚布往前跳3下，停住轉頭看人類─我，嘶……大概是眼神責備？我把三三身上的胚布拿下來。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPy1FbBoDfV
「這招大概只能用一次吧？牠看到布就會先跑了。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzvGf6WomC
「那先藏起來吧。」我把布拿給老三。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlUDtD8SVs
我拿肉乾賄絡三三，牠不領情地往樓上跑，嘛，算了，我把肉乾放在貓碗裡，牠自己吃。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36eISoM5Xv
很粗很厚的布，真的耐用～貓咪偽吊床大法，成功！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwSuKYi1pL
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