三三有時候會因為靜止不動的東西嚇到跳起來。190Please respect copyright.PENANA2udKETM5O5
電腦桌放在客廳的角落,網路線沿著電腦桌、沙發、書櫃、地板、矮櫃、牆壁,最後連接到wifi數據機。為了保護地上的網路線,我去五金行買了一小段地板配線槽,將網路線套進去,對準地板上磚與磚之間的直線,用封箱膠帶固定。如此一來,人走來走去,踏來踏去,網路線因此受損的機會大大減低。190Please respect copyright.PENANApS42ymmL1O
經過幾年的時間,地上的膠布角有一點翹起來,沾到灰塵和沙子,有些舊舊黑黑的。190Please respect copyright.PENANA3OKrmUrYoJ
某一天晚上,我回到家,爸正在沙發上看手機,三三正在軟墊上窩著閉目養神。190Please respect copyright.PENANAeGViMjzkhE
爸:「你知道三三多誇張嗎?」190Please respect copyright.PENANAUDT0j08bzN
牠怎麼了?又詐騙人類一人餵他一頓?我怎麼說「又」呢?還是以克難的姿勢站在窄窄的窗溝上,看窗外圍牆上的浪貓?還是牠興沖沖地衝到門口迎接人類,卻發現不是牠要等的人,轉頭就走?190Please respect copyright.PENANAGOfRVVsoUf
我:「牠怎麼了?」190Please respect copyright.PENANARfA9fQa1KJ
爸:「牠剛剛在地上走,看到地上的膠帶,還沒有碰到,嚇到跳起來,喔,跳得好高。」爸的手臂比了高度,目測在我的腰部,跳得真高啊,三三。190Please respect copyright.PENANAPrLVKGHL2i
爸:「三三真的沒膽,地上的膠帶也可以嚇一跳。」190Please respect copyright.PENANAfwAqdfsMrp
真的是「嚇一跳」,跳很高的「嚇一跳」。190Please respect copyright.PENANA0w7JQRJSDH
我:「哈哈哈哈。」190Please respect copyright.PENANA1cwmKVa1dd
三三聽到關鍵字,聽到自己的名字,張開眼睛,抬頭起來看我們。190Please respect copyright.PENANARwhFT9IF8f
爸:「三三還知道我們在說牠」,爸指著三三:「就是在說你啦。」190Please respect copyright.PENANAtghlsbprmj
三三看著爸,毫無反應,就是在軟墊上折手手窩著。190Please respect copyright.PENANAx0FwRUBGUz
爸:「裝傻的貓。」爸開始他的例行公事─控訴三三差別待遇:「只有吃飯才會找我,現實的傢伙。」190Please respect copyright.PENANAJQJyPSrcuk
唉唉,三三只讓家裡三個人摸,不太讓另外二個人摸,我也有點頭大。190Please respect copyright.PENANASQzQ1mYaKi
前幾天看貓咪影片,飼主在貓玩具上噴貓草噴霧,引誘貓咪玩玩具,或許可以買一瓶貓草試試?噴在人類身上,引誘三三靠近?190Please respect copyright.PENANAV2dgks2TsU
三三受到人類指控,瞇著眼睛,睡覺。爸自討沒趣,繼續看他的手機影片。190Please respect copyright.PENANAQxuTPBUcvS
我打開手機網路購物網站,找到一款貓用噴霧,有木天蓼噴霧和貓薄荷噴霧二種口味。我將網址貼給妹(老二),留言:「要不要試試這款香水,吸引貓緣?」190Please respect copyright.PENANAjjQ0riaicw
妹回應:「噴完貓就會來嗎?」190Please respect copyright.PENANAxNeyYaTR8d
我:「應該會吧?三三以前玩木天蓼木棒玩得很開心。你要哪一個口味?」190Please respect copyright.PENANA3m1OVrrwg1
妹:「那就木天蓼吧。」190Please respect copyright.PENANAp7RRKcV9ij
我:「好喔。」我按下下單按鈕,希望這款噴霧有用。190Please respect copyright.PENANAaqhUHnn5ON
我:「等著香噴噴和毛絨絨吧。」190Please respect copyright.PENANAdnnRlRi08W
190Please respect copyright.PENANAu3eJBI5q80
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橘白貓三三
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䷀乾卦
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May 5, 2022
ISSUE #10
三三嚇一「跳」
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