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日常吐槽
ISSUE #422
Author: 大米粥
Published:
Feb 18, 2024
日常吐槽
Author: 大米粥
Published:
Feb 18, 2024
ISSUE #422
2/18
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每天早上問自己一句話：

我活著的意義是什麼？

 

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然後告訴自己要等死了才確定（被打

只要我還沒死

我活著的意義就處於變與不變的疊加狀態

薛丁鄂的意義（？

箱子的蓋子=我的棺材板（？

壓著棺材板的是我未來的骨灰盒（？

心靈雞湯是不存在的

只有奇怪回應×n（？

 

別在意，就是接了一個班級幹部，現在有點瘋掉

衛生

管外掃

然後呢

很好笑喔

我昨天剛上任

然後就是有人賴在教室

問我們班的另一個衛生（管內掃

讓她幫忙求情讓他們不要下去掃

衛生：😀

那個人：啊外掃的衛生是誰

然後衛生說出我的名字

接著那人沉默一會

像是在思考自己這麼做的後果

然後一臉沉痛地說：算了我還是趕快下去好了

我聽到直接笑死

看來是在運動會期間被我支配的恐（陰）懼（影）還沒消散完全（這位那時候在我管轄範圍

怎麼說呢

我好像知道為什麼班導問我要不要當衛生了

🌚

然後我正在想辦法從內掃調人來外掃

我跟另一個衛生說我就要她那邊最偷懶那幾個

目前看起來應該是會有兩個缺額

然後她說我跟他的對話

很像人販子

 

對話是這樣的

她：所以你打算抓一個？

她：會不會不夠？

她：你要不要抓三個？🤩

我：目前打算兩個

 

像不

像極了

我還是一如既往的擔任反派

然後她說我根本正義

笑死，這種缺德事我最喜歡做了

利人利己（？

反正外掃缺人手（？

開心（？？？？

讓我們期待一下那些人被我調來的時候會是什麼表情（？？？

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