《我喺街執咗個失憶嘅女仔返屋企》 - 聯校宿營篇：午休時間

食飯嗰陣，小悠問我隻手做乜咁大個牙印。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz40dZFHfyZ
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一諗起同駱以雪嘅瓜葛，我個頭就痛到冇勇氣講落去。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnnVf4sPHH
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所以我同小悠講吓笑：「你知唔知呢片山頭原來有喪屍存在？呢個牙印就係頭先俾佢咬到架喇…」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FaQUiiHWK
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以為小悠咁單純會信十足，點知佢一臉嫌棄咁話：「呢度點會有喪屍呀？你呃我呀？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDQXEbKHXq
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「真係架！嗰隻喪屍紥住條懶係飄逸嘅馬尾，係咁追住我唔放。」我一邊諗返駱以雪個樣一邊講。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqehMegaTHx
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「仲要紥馬尾？你真係當我低能架咩。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMrkxBP9X1
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居然俾一個（疑似）低能嫌棄我當佢低能，我有啲唔忿氣，睇嚟要出絕招。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVyJj3xLCw
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「嗚…嗚…我啲喪屍毒要發作…」我伸手抓向小悠，成功嚇到佢we娃鬼叫。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj6bbqO0uH
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我地嘅噪音似乎驚動咗其他人，吸引咗一個不速之客過嚟。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj61cDI0Yas
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「你中咗喪屍毒呀？要唔要解藥呀？」千惠拎埋餐盤坐咗喺我隔離。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjE4VKmQJ5
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「…你有解藥咩？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHb14xG6gF
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「嘻嘻。」佢突然陰陰嘴笑咁哄埋嚟，呢個距離下隨時好似尋晚咁俾佢突襲…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigLYGqPWnT
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所以我一秒回復正常聲線：「唔使，我冇嘢喇。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDAHXmYKyf
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「唔？你又冇嘢嗱？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXiDK5JFzv
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連對面嘅小悠都講：「我都話你呃人架啦，呢個世界邊有咁多喪屍。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3Iqsb680a
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連閃靈現象都可以有，點解唔可以有喪屍…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTC2MCKpeN
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雖然好想咁講，但礙於千惠在場，我只好乖乖合埋口。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj7UEMmFNc
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「又喺度呃啲無知少女。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3JNNMgxi7
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「又？我幾時有呃過？點睇都似係你呃我呢啲無知少男多啲…」我當然係指…尋晚餐廳件事。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheYxYGSyYI
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「阿帆你俾人呃呀？」小悠八八掛掛咁問。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT642dILIA2
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「er…」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtonJ4oMo6U
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千惠一臉悠然食住枱面嘅沙律，似係期待緊我會點樣將尋晚件事講俾小悠聽。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjobP0V9KY
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「er…大人世界嘅嘢，你都係唔好知好啲。」最後我決定咁答小悠。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEdyY215pB
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講完之後千惠又喺度笑，唔知喺度笑乜。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKnyzDaXjE
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小悠就望實千惠食緊嗰碟沙律，然後問：「你食咁少夠架嗱？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHfSSmoP4L
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「夠架喇，我呢排減緊肥。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjXKqLDZoB
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明明尋日拉住佢行嗰陣幾乎冇重量咁滯，仲學人減肥…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pwVaul7qK
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連小悠都講：「但係你都唔肥。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwFXOCBDXb
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「我著衫遮住啫，況且…有啲人唔係覺得愈瘦愈好？」佢望住我講。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOMzZFmhEC
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好死唔死小悠仲要將個波踢埋嚟：「係咩？阿帆你覺得呢？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhGHQCTKBq
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我飲咗啖水求其答：「而家咁咪啱啱好，使乜餐餐食沙律虐待自己。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgyeXf1fmd
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之後千惠無啦啦搶咗我碟意粉，仲要用我隻叉食。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQMW9ODLFG
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「喂，搞咩呀？」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzmx1egpE2
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「Sorry, 突然間覺得好肚餓添。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfRKuBfgDz
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「…你可唔可以講吓衛生。」我細聲抱怨，雖然已經食飽。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihkhy3Ybjw
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「欸？你唔係話減肥嘅咩？做咩仲食意粉呀？」小悠食住佢嘅第二碟蛋包飯問。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvx0nS19Jeu
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「冇呀，我鍾意嗰個人話我而家啱啱好，所以我唔減喇。」797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrgfJhNH50
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睇嚟我係咪應該逃離一下現場…797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbci4UOBkI
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但係，好彩對面嘅係小悠，我非常之慶幸佢係一個（疑似）低能。797Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1BuArqfVp
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因為佢只係笑一笑，然後講咗句：「咁咪好囉。」