《我喺街執咗個失憶嘅女仔返屋企》 - 終於開學

無驚無險到咗星期一，今日係小悠第一日返學，都係我第一日返學。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGxYEiUQlV
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但因為小悠係插班生，所以唔可以同我一齊入課室。（順帶一提我地同班）943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ladb0Ydoz
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班主任課嗰陣，喺Miss崔（班主任）介紹之下，小悠慢慢行入課室。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡONdyagHEsJ
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班房隨即出現交頭接耳嘅討論聲，我坐喺靠窗尾二個位，只係見到幾個飢不擇食嘅狗公對小悠投以饑渴嘅目光。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUQ6RHdWOr
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「小悠你就坐喺第一行第一個位啦！」Miss崔指一指門口講。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdX11qUdXy
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我望望門口嗰邊，小悠個位剛好與我形成一條對角線，而坐喺佢後面、隔離同斜後面嘅就係頭先眼甘甘望住佢嗰幾隻厹。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSPgs8UEnJ
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小悠一坐低就同佢地打招呼，而佢地緊係食住上，乘機撩小悠講野。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe40QcSBO7a
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我喺五米之外目擊呢一切，只係覺得一肚火。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwfi6WruIw
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幾經辛苦捱到小息，我藉啲意搵小悠一齊去小食部買嘢食，一聽到有嘢食佢果然兩眼發光，即刻乖乖跟我落樓。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAs3NWsrTP
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「乜學校都有嘢食賣架？」小悠問咗一句廢話。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfuDZDkM1d
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「有，嗰個地方叫小食部，跟我讀一次：小、食、部。」我一時興起咁玩。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qbMaoHW1w
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佢竟然將我嘅鳩噏當真，跟住讀：「小！食！部！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApljCKb0n2
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我開始懷疑，小悠失憶之前會唔會係個智力有問題嘅人士。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosNgXftDVw
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「不如陣間我帶你行一次學校啦。」落樓梯嗰陣，我提議。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7T4SiluTv
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「好呀！呢度啲門全部都一模一樣，都分唔清邊度打邊度。」小悠好興奮咁答。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8mMjGj39M
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「總之你記住，我地班房喺5樓，出面寫住5E嘅就係嘞。」我教佢認住我地嘅班房，呢個時候張廷宇突然出現喺我地面前。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5lFYr1viQ
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「飯爺，你真係唔聲唔聲…」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqcTZQvVCW
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「乜野呀？」我有預感，佢嚟搵我係為咗啲麻煩嘅話題。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbHWPT9rTU
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「收埋條女喺屋企不特止，仲要帶埋返學校，邊夠你玩吖？」講完佢扮野拍咗幾吓手。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuuvHsxTPd
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我解釋到唔想解釋，決定扯開話題。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPksh5e3is
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「你個芝芝呢？又話好返嘅？」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrySawjSwl
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「芝芝喺音樂室練緊choir，身為男朋友點可以打擾佢？」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7ONT0kWyD
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「咁你去音樂室門口等佢啦，唔好嚟搵我麻煩…」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTRPH1ATnD
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「幾時有話搵你？我嚟係搵小悠嘅。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzbMTQZ1kl
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「你搵佢做咩呀？」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHVNpPeixO
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張廷宇無視我，懶係親切咁同小悠講：「小悠～嗰日真係唔好意思呀，累你整親隻手，你好啲未呀？」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJMNanjEVP
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「嗯，醫生話抖幾日就會冇事，你呢？你嗰日都好似跌得好傷喎？」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOae7yXzCaR
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「我晨早冇事啦！不過你記唔記得嗰日…」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuCpejuE8x
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「嗯！我話只要你肯落返嚟，我就慢慢同你解釋吖嘛！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87RR9TI2hi
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「太好喇！你仲記得！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsNmSWXVxe
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已經搞清楚張廷宇嘅目的，原來係嚟八掛嘅；最令人吐血嘅係小悠居然高度配合佢。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ejrmLcEPA
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「咁你同阿飯究竟咩關係啫？」張廷宇追問。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO40a9I420
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「佢係…」喺我準備搶答嘅同時，我見到小悠都好似想開口，於是即刻用眼神叫停咗佢，示意由我嚟解釋。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGomSKT41g7
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如果唔咁樣做嘅話，90％會出現大家同步講野但證供不一嘅老套情節。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrog0jhtrsY
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即係我講「佢係我朋友」嘅同時；佢同一時間講「我係佢親戚」，然後大家交換句野又再柒多次呢類劇情咁上下。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhstolP4d9T
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小悠明白我嘅意思，乖乖合上嘴巴。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAo9RYFf5e
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「小悠係…我親戚個女。」我對張廷宇講。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAusKpsB7GW
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「親戚個女？你幾時多咗個親戚我唔知架？」我父母兩邊都冇兄弟姊妹，所以冇乜親戚。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcXWGa2u1E
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「移民咗好耐，呢幾日先返嚟。」我求其作。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgWcigHmwX
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「哦哦，你咁講嘅我咪信住先囉。」張廷宇語氣中充滿懷疑嘅態度，我不禁思考我講大話嘅技巧係咪差成咁。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ajpClcZKk
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「唉唔玩嘞，我嚟搵你係有大鑊野同你講。」張廷宇突然收起嬉皮笑臉。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1R0ppc43eP
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「咩大鑊嘢呀？」連小悠我都帶埋返學校，我相信都冇咩大鑊得過呢樣。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRpzRYpIVG
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張廷宇打開ig個學校secret，俾咗入面一個post我睇：「自己睇啦。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ki3n7wDtT
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我用咗20秒睇晒成個post，然後用咗40秒呆喺原地。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ1N0bqWKx
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「喂？你唔使咁誇呀？」張廷宇喺我眼前揮手。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMsYEOT13x
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「咩事呀？」然後小悠都睇咗個ig post。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMdQoLnuJs
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「一句講晒，你搵唔搵條契弟隻揪？」張廷宇問我。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhyEUx3Rok
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「邊個條契弟呀？係咪post入面講嗰個學生會會長呀？」小悠一臉天真地問。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rlLcnhfaN
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至於個post講咩，我簡單解釋一吓：有人目擊到珀奈向學生會會長告白，然後當場被狠狠拒絕。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRNfXERTHq
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「呢啲咁嘅page係人都可以上去鳩噏，你覺得我會信？」我裝作冷靜咁講。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi9hV5m58o
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「唔係喎，條友post埋圖喎…雖然蒙到pk。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFoBn761cu
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「你都識講蒙到pk，你又知一定係佢嚟嘅？」雖然表面死撐，但以我暗戀咗佢兩年嘅資歷，要分清相入面嘅係咪佢其實唔難。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWsH0MQUEx
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我諗我要收返上幾行講過嘅說話，今次真係好Ｌ大鑊。